LW Spaghetti Sparkle 38 - The End

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 38 - SHERM APPRROVED

 

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>you've just found out that Discord is going to crash your wedding because he needs to prevent your son, Starswirl the Bearded, from ever existing and from foiling his plans in the past

>Twilight is furious

>Twi:"How do we kill him?!"

Jeez Twi, chill out.

>Swirl:"First, I need to have an army."

>Luna:"What?!"

>Swirl:"You heard me. I need an army. Preferably 40,000 strong."

>Luna:"That's ridiculous! We don't have the conscripts."

>Swirl:"It's okay. I've got you covered. I'll show you in a minute. Second, we need the Elements of Harmony."

>Twi:"I can do that."

What are the Elements of Harmony?

>Twi:"Can't explain."

>Swirl:"Then I need unicorn tears."

>at first it sounds like an impossible feat, but then you remember that you fuck a unicorn every night

>Twi:"How much?"

>Swirl:"50 liters."

>Luna:"I think we can do that."

>Swirl:"We need the tears to power the Cho Senken Daimao Senturyuu."

>Twi:"That sounds like..."

>Swirl:"Yeah. It's a machine I built to kill Discord. We just need the unicorn tears and the Elements in there to do the job."

>Twi:"But it's named after..."

>Starswirl nods

>Swirl:"Your favorite robot from the anime: Getter Robo."

>Twi:"Wow! You love anime too?!"

>Swirl:"It's not the only thing I love. Check it out..."

>he whistles toward the door

>Swirl:"Come on Uncle Armor."

>a heaping mass of rotted flesh and bone crawls into the room

>Swirl:"I love my Uncle too. There's an army of him. Say hi."

>ShiningArmor:"I... love... you... Twiley..."

Twilight?

>...

TWILIGHT?!

 

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>it's the morning of your wedding day

>Twilight has been having insomnia for a while

>she's been unbelievably nervous about the wedding

>she finally got some sleep after you drugged her Ramune when she was writing another DeviantART blog post

>Twi:"Unnng..."

>oh, she's waking up

>Twi:"Anon..."

What's up Twi?

>she shakes her head back and fourth

>Twi:"ANON!"

What?!

>Twi:"I had this dream... we were parents."

Sounds good. That's what we're planning, right?

>Twi:"Yeah. But we were the parents of STARSWIRL. THE. BEARDED."

But he lives in the past.

>Twi:"He was like... a time traveler and so was Trixie."

Wait... Trixie?

>Twi:"Yeah! She was our granddaughter too."

Hmm...

>Twi:"And..."

>her forehooves massage her temples, as if she's trying to remember

>Twi:"And he said that Discord was going to ruin the wedding!"

Hahaha!

>Twi:"I'm serious! He said he needed unicorn tears to power the "Cho Senken Daimao Senturyuu!"

Sounds like one of your Japanese cartoons, Twi.

>Twi:"I did watch 23 episodes of Getter Robo last night. Maybe that affected my dream. Robot shows remind me of when we were first together. Remember when I rented Gundam?"

Yep! I also remember the mess! Hahaha!

>she hits you across the face

OW!

 

>...

In two weeks we're going to have our one year dating anniversary.

>Twi:"Do you think we should wait until then to get married? It would be so romantic!"

Nah. I think we should get it over with now. I mean, christ Twi, you've had insomnia for days. I can't stand to see you like this for another two weeks.

>Twi:"Yeah, I guess you're right."

>...

>Twi:"I should call Rarity and see if she's done everything I requested about the wedding. Give me your phone."

You should really get your own phone.

>Twi:"In the dream I had one!"

I wish the dream was real.

>Twi:"No you don't. There was a zombie of my brother in it."

Oh.

 

>Twi:"But anyway. I need your phone to call Rarity. Gimmie."

You sure? She was pretty upset at you over Susuke mascot.

>Twi:"It's MY special day and I can have WHOMEVER I want attend my wedding. Rarity needs to learn that."

Even if they're fictional?

>Twi:"Even if they're fictional."

>you kiss her on the cheek

>Twi:"Phone!"

I'm goin' I'm goin'.

>you go into the kitchen to grab your phone from it's charger

>Twilight yells across the castle apartment

>Twi:"WHY DOES MY HORN HURT?"

Oh! You fell asleep at your computer desk. You kind of smashed it into the keyboard. I couldn't tell the difference between your garbled prose and your faceroll so just went ahead and posted the blog you were working on.

>Twi:"ANON! YOU JERK! *giggle*"

>you toss her the phone

 

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>it's noon on your wedding day

>everyp0ny is just getting back from lunch

>you didn't get to eat with everyp0ny else because Twilight was in her wedding dress

>you're not allowed to see her in that dress yet

>instead you ate lunch with Rainbow Dash

>she's your best mare

 

>the plan is to have an outdoor wedding

>it's going to take place in the heart of ponyville behind Applejack's house

>preparations are being made inside Applejack's house

>right now, Rainbow Dash is trying to help you put on your tuxedo

>her hooves aren't helping, but she insists

>you can't fathom how difficult it must be to tie a bowtie with hooves

>right now it's proving impossible

>RD:"JUST HOLD STILL, IDIOT."

>she fumbles a few more times

>Twilight's dad comes in the room

Oh! Do you have the flower for my front pocket? Twilight wanted it to be a purple rose.

>TDad:"Uh... I didn't talk to Twiley about it. But Twilight gave me this."

What?

>RD:"Twilight and her mom have the same first name. Idiot."

Oh.

>Twilight's dad gives you a banana

Okay. First off. This is too big for my front pocket. Second, Twilight is going to go apeshit if it's not a purple rose.

>Twilight's dad looks at you with concern, then at Rainbow Dash

>TDad:"What is apeshit?! Did you give her a monkey disease?!"

Uh... no. I just meant she'll get mad.

>TDad:"Oh. Okay."

 

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>as you walk down the isle, you see everyp0ny you know

>even Fluttershy is there

>before you met Twilight, this would have horrified you

>but you've changed

>she's changed

>you get to the front of the isle

>Rainbow Dash walked with you

>she takes her place at your side

>you look out at the enormous crowd before you

>there are ponies in the back you don't recognize

>they're the paparazzi

>you guess they caught wind of the marriage of the only human and a mare

>oh never mind

>they're here to photograph Sweetie Belle

>she waves at you

>you assume she took one of the back seats to prevent the paparazzi from screwing up the wedding

>you smile and wave back

>you're blinded by the amount of pictures being taken

 

>when you can see again, you behold something expected and unexpected all at once

>Twilight is walking down the isle

>she looks ecstatic, but nervous as hell

>you hope she doesn't throw up

>as she trots down the isle with her dad, one pony in the crowd is clapping

>it's Rarity

>it's like it's the happiest moment of her life

>her and her dresses!

>you chuckle to yourself

 

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>Twilight gets to the end of the isle and takes her place in front of you

>Celestia walks out on stage

>Twilight can't contain herself and she mouths the words: I love you

>you just give her a toothy grin in return

 

>Celest:"The step which you are about to take is one of the most important ponykind and, I assume, humankind has to offer. It is a union between two pon-- ahem-- souls founded upon mutual respect and affection. Your lives will change, your responsibilities will increase, but your joy will be multiplied if you are sincere and honest with your pledge to one another."

 

>at this point, the unicorns would touch their horns together, but because you don't have one you hold her forehoof in your hand

 

>Celest:"Anon, will you have this mare to be your lawful wedded wife, to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her and forsaking all others, keep you only unto her for so long as you shall live?

I d-do.

>Celest:"Twilight Sparkle, will you have this human man to be your lawful wedded husband, to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him and forsaking all others, keep you only unto him for so long as you shall live?"

>Twi:"HAI!"

>you hear a couple of chuckles from the crowd

>Twilight looks back at the crowd with daggers in her eyes

>Celest:"Ahem!"

>Twi:"Oh... right..."

>Twilight had some personal wedding vows that she'd been practicing for months

>Twi:"Anon... B-before you came along and ch-changed my l-l-life I don't know where I'd be right n-now. And... and..."

>oh no

>Twilight looks at your feet

>she doesn't look so good

>Twi:"And... SCREW IT!"

>she jumps on top of you, knocking you to the ground, and starts showering your face in kisses

>you try your best to keep up, but she's relentless

>behind the cat calls and whistles, you hear Princess Celestia complete the ceremony, but it's muffled by the makeout session

>Celest:"*Sigh* In as much as Anonymous and Twilight Sparkle have consented together... *sigh* in wedlock and have witnessed the same before this company of friends and family, and pledged their VOWS to each other..."

>the princess kicks the both of you

>Celest:"by the authority vested in me by me, the sun goddess, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride, yadda yadda yadda... do you even have rings?"

>Twilight almost jumps off of you

>Twi:"Mmph... OH YEAH!"

>you take the ring out of your pocket and slip it over Twilight's horn

>it's a gold ring with a purple gem encrusted

>it's the shape of a lilac

>her favorite flower

>inscribed on the inside are the words: "Love is in Bloom, within my heart is the stranger from a strange land"

>Twilight takes your ring from out of her dress and forcibly jams it onto your finger

>it's a simple gold band with the same words inscribed on the inside

>as soon as she's done, she goes right back to kissing you

>this time, she bumps her horn into your forehead

>it hurts, but it doesn't matter

>you pick her up

>she breaks the kiss and whispers,

>Twi:"Take me home."

 

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>you, with Twilight in your arms, and the entire turn out from the wedding follow you from town square to the brand new home-tree Twilight grew in the intervening months

>it's already furnished and ready to go, courtesy of your friends

>you walk up the lawn and step inside the house you hope to spend the rest of your life

>it smells like the future with a hint of lemon

 

 

 

 

 

~~~THE END~~~

Stay tuned to my pastebin for a big thank you announcement. Expect it around thread 400.

 

I'll still continue to update the DeviantART from time to time and I'll post Twilight's heavily typoed blog posts in the thread like I always have.

 

Other than that, I'm on to new projects. Thanks for reading and allowing me to do this. If you didn't read, I wouldn't be able to justify writing over two novel's worth of content about a weeaboo horse who falls in love.

 

[spoiler]What a fitting OP image, by the way.[/spoiler]