- Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 36
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- >Three months later
- >you're pretending to browse the internet
- >Twilight is right behind you getting ready to go do some SCIENCE in the Canterlot laboratories
- >you need her to get out of the room so that you can message Trixie about the Earth/Equestria travel equations
- >she's finally getting her lab coat on
- >it's as cute as ever
- >Twi:"See ya, Anon!"
- Bye!
- >Twi:"Love you!"
- >she teleports away
- >you weren't able to say that you loved her back
- >disappointing
- >whatever, privacy!
- >you flick on Twilight's active tab in the internet browser
- >it's on her deviantART
- >curiosity strikes you
- >you haven't been on her DeviantART in months
- >apparently, neither has she
- >she just updated her journal this morning though
- http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/i-ve-been-ignoring-this-deviantart-324463376
- >she's relating events that happened months ago to keep her trolls updated
- >hehehe, she mentioned Hearth's Warming eve
- >she forgot to mention how she summoned a slaughtered pig on the front porch
- >it was tasty
- >Twilight's getting really good at the meat magic thing
- >she also forgot to mention the time when you went back to Ponyville to plant your new house-tree
- >figures though, it was pretty embarrassing and it was all over the news
- >you close her DeviantART and message Trixie about the next dead-drop
- >it's going to be at the card shop where you buy all of Twilight's weekly YuGiOh cards
- >convenient
- >as you leave the store with a half finished magical equation and a bag full of YuGiOh boosters, you make your way to the lab to catch up with Twilight
- >it's just then when you get a ring on your cell
- >it's a new model, custom made for humans
- >you gave your old one to Twilight
- >you answer your call
- >it's Twilight
- >Twi:"Anon! You have to come quick! We just did some tests and..."
- >you hear a distant 'bang'
- >Twi:"You have to see this. Run if you have to. Be careful though. I love you."
- I love you too.
- >you hang up and make a run for it
- >you run across Canterlot Square, almost getting hit by several wagons
- >there's a shortcut in the alleyways, so you take that
- >could Twilight be pregnant? No way.
- >if so, you need to be there for her right now
- >in an alley there's a yellow pony
- >you think it's Fluttershy at first, but it's a male and it doesn't have pink hair
- Scuse me!
- >you try to scoot past him in the tight alleyway
- >?:"Pussy!"
- What?
- >?:"You're a PUSSY!"
- Sorry, I have a wonderful maiden waiting for me in a castle. Gotta run.
- >?:"FAGGOT!"
- >jesus, what's this guy's problem?
- >all of a sudden, he rears his hind legs and is about to kick you in the nuts
- Whoa whoa whoa!
- >just as he's about to kick, another pony falls from the sky and crashes into him
- >it's Rainbow Dash?
- >what a bro... wait...
- >it's not Rainbow Dash
- >just some other blue pony, also male
- >he yells at you
- >Blue:"Just get out of here!"
- Oh-Okay!
- >you GTFO
- >you almost knock the laboratory door hinges off as you arrive
- TWILIGHT! ARE YOU OKAaaay?
- >Luna and Twilight are sitting at their respective desks calmly drinking Ramune
- >Twi:"Anon!"
- Twilight... you sounded in trouble over the phone...
- >Twi:"I did? I was just excited is all."
- Oh.
- >...
- So what do I need to see?
- >Luna:"This!"
- >she turns a monitor on
- >on it looks like a molecular structure
- So?
- >Twi:"This is your semen."
- >...
- Okay?
- >Twilight takes out a measuring stick and points it at a specific part of your semen
- >Twi:"ENHANCE!"
- >Luna:"Rodger!"
- Uh... I don't think it works like that in real...
- >it re-sizes with perfect resolution
- Life...
- >on your semen is a message
- >as if carved with a knife, were the words: "Hello Mom!"
- >...
- What?
- >Luna:"It's on EVERY semen cell we can find of yours."
- What does it mean?
- >Twilight gets a clever little grin
- >Twi:"It's not what it MEANS, it's what it IS."
- Uh...
- >Twi:"It's written with magic. When we extrapolate the magic and break it down to it's individual swirlicars, it gives us a different message."
- What's that?
- >Twi:"Assistant Luna!"
- >Luna minimizes the semen picture and reveals a Naruto desktop wallpaper
- >she looks through "My Documents" and finds a txt file
- >Twi:"This is what it says."
- >it reads: DF603-09545-GE0QF- 50456-09VB4
- Okay... what does THAT mean?
- >Twi:"It's a password!"
- Who put it there?
- >Twi:"That is currently a mystery."
- What is it a password for?
- >Twi:"THIS!"
- >her horn glows and shoots a beam at your crotch
- >you feel a slight breeze on your balls, but no pain
- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
- >Twi:"You're no longer sterile now. I'm fairly sure."
- >...
- Now what?
- >Twi:"I need you to--"
- >Luna:"Cum!"
- >...
- >Twi:"Yeah... we need you to cum for us."
- >AW YEAH THREESOME INCOMING
- >Twi:"Unfortunately, we can't spoil the sample. Here."
- >she gives you a cup
- >Twi:"Just use the pictures in your... wallet."
- >sigh
- >after a hot and heavy masturbation session, you put a few teardrops of semen in the cup
- >Twilight couldn't resist and went into the bathroom to watch
- >Twi:"Okay! Oh~ It's still warm~ *ahem* Now! We will commence the experiment!"
- >they put your semen in a machine the size of an old fashioned fax machine and the results whirr out onto a sheet of paper
- >STERILITY STATUS: FALSE
- >Twilight jumps up and down around you in a circle
- >Twi:"YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES!!!"
- >Luna gives you a little shrug
- Thanks.
- >Luna:"Oh, our research isn't over, my subject."
- >Twi:"Yeah! Now we have to compare your semen to Starswirl the Bearded's semen that was kept in storage."
- >Twilight magically floats over another cup for you to do your business in
- Can't we just use my old sample?
- >Twi:"NOPE! It's ruined now. Sadly."
- >sigh...
- >you come back with considerably less manjuice than you did before
- >you accidentally got a little on the outside of the cup this time
- >the girls take it with care
- >Luna sticks her tongue out to taste
- >Twi:"NO! DON'T!"
- >Luna looks at her with confusion
- >Twi:"It tastes REALLY BAD."
- >Luna:"I'll take my chances."
- >she licks the semen off the edge of the cup
- >Luna:"Not bad..."
- >Twilight is beet red
- You dirty mare.
- >Luna:"Tee hee!"
- >they put your semen into the larger machine. This one looks like a cat scan machine except steam powered
- >they then take out the jar of Starswirl spunk
- >you hold your nose as they open it
- >Twi:"What's up Anon? I though we ponies had a better sense of smell than humans."
- Uh...
- >you lift your hands off your nose
- >you can't smell anything
- >what a relief!
- >they start pouring it into the machine
- >paper begins to start whirring out of the machine
- >Luna:"No..."
- >Twi:"This can't be..."
- Wh-what?!
- >Twi:"Oh! See! There!"
- >Luna:"You're right... although it's..."
- WHAT IS IT?!
- >Twi:"There's a lot of similarity between you and Starswirl, but you're not, as Luna predicted, the same person... er... pony."
- >the results finally finish
- >the two mares grab the papers and bring them over to a computer
- >they feed the results into the machine
- >STATUS: FATHER-SON RELATIONSHIP
- >...
- What? Starswirl is my Dad?
- >Twilight is too shocked for words
- >she's fallen on the floor and is completely wide-eyed
- >Luna:"No... it says YOU'RE Starswirl's father."
- Bullshit.
- >Twilight snaps out of it
- >Twi:"PRINCESS LUNA! Take a blood sample of mine!"
- >Luna takes a hair sample
- Wait... you mean I didn't have to use the cup?
- ~~~END PART 36~~~
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LW Spaghetti Sparkle 36 - Don't Have a Foal
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