Title:           LW Spaghetti Sparkle 36 - Don't Have a Foal
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/S8P2taUy
First Edit:      Friday 31st of August 2012 02:55:20 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 31st of August 2012 02:55:20 PM CDT

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 36
 
Previous Chapters:
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LW/Spaghetti Sparkle is an interactive story. Check it out here:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
 
>Three months later
 
>you're pretending to browse the internet
>Twilight is right behind you getting ready to go do some SCIENCE in the Canterlot laboratories
>you need her to get out of the room so that you can message Trixie about the Earth/Equestria travel equations
>she's finally getting her lab coat on
>it's as cute as ever
>Twi:"See ya, Anon!"
Bye!
>Twi:"Love you!"
>she teleports away
>you weren't able to say that you loved her back
>disappointing
>whatever, privacy!
 
>you flick on Twilight's active tab in the internet browser
>it's on her deviantART
>curiosity strikes you
>you haven't been on her DeviantART in months
>apparently, neither has she
>she just updated her journal this morning though
 
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/i-ve-been-ignoring-this-deviantart-324463376
 
>she's relating events that happened months ago to keep her trolls updated
>hehehe, she mentioned Hearth's Warming eve
>she forgot to mention how she summoned a slaughtered pig on the front porch
>it was tasty
>Twilight's getting really good at the meat magic thing
>she also forgot to mention the time when you went back to Ponyville to plant your new house-tree
>figures though, it was pretty embarrassing and it was all over the news
 
>you close her DeviantART and message Trixie about the next dead-drop
>it's going to be at the card shop where you buy all of Twilight's weekly YuGiOh cards
>convenient
 
>as you leave the store with a half finished magical equation and a bag full of YuGiOh boosters, you make your way to the lab to catch up with Twilight
>it's just then when you get a ring on your cell
>it's a new model, custom made for humans
>you gave your old one to Twilight
>you answer your call
>it's Twilight
>Twi:"Anon! You have to come quick! We just did some tests and..."
>you hear a distant 'bang'
>Twi:"You have to see this. Run if you have to. Be careful though. I love you."
I love you too.
>you hang up and make a run for it
>you run across Canterlot Square, almost getting hit by several wagons
>there's a shortcut in the alleyways, so you take that
>could Twilight be pregnant? No way.
>if so, you need to be there for her right now
 
>in an alley there's a yellow pony
>you think it's Fluttershy at first, but it's a male and it doesn't have pink hair
Scuse me!
>you try to scoot past him in the tight alleyway
>?:"Pussy!"
What?
>?:"You're a PUSSY!"
Sorry, I have a wonderful maiden waiting for me in a castle. Gotta run.
>?:"FAGGOT!"
>jesus, what's this guy's problem?
>all of a sudden, he rears his hind legs and is about to kick you in the nuts
Whoa whoa whoa!
>just as he's about to kick, another pony falls from the sky and crashes into him
>it's Rainbow Dash?
>what a bro... wait...
>it's not Rainbow Dash
>just some other blue pony, also male
>he yells at you
>Blue:"Just get out of here!"
Oh-Okay!
>you GTFO
 
>you almost knock the laboratory door hinges off as you arrive
TWILIGHT! ARE YOU OKAaaay?
>Luna and Twilight are sitting at their respective desks calmly drinking Ramune
>Twi:"Anon!"
Twilight... you sounded in trouble over the phone...
>Twi:"I did? I was just excited is all."
Oh.
>...
So what do I need to see?
>Luna:"This!"
>she turns a monitor on
>on it looks like a molecular structure
So?
>Twi:"This is your semen."
>...
Okay?
>Twilight takes out a measuring stick and points it at a specific part of your semen
>Twi:"ENHANCE!"
>Luna:"Rodger!"
Uh... I don't think it works like that in real...
>it re-sizes with perfect resolution
Life...
>on your semen is a message
>as if carved with a knife, were the words: "Hello Mom!"
>...
What?
>Luna:"It's on EVERY semen cell we can find of yours."
What does it mean?
>Twilight gets a clever little grin
>Twi:"It's not what it MEANS, it's what it IS."
Uh...
>Twi:"It's written with magic. When we extrapolate the magic and break it down to it's individual swirlicars, it gives us a different message."
What's that?
>Twi:"Assistant Luna!"
>Luna minimizes the semen picture and reveals a Naruto desktop wallpaper
>she looks through "My Documents" and finds a txt file
>Twi:"This is what it says."
>it reads: DF603-09545-GE0QF- 50456-09VB4
Okay... what does THAT mean?
>Twi:"It's a password!"
Who put it there?
>Twi:"That is currently a mystery."
What is it a password for?
>Twi:"THIS!"
>her horn glows and shoots a beam at your crotch
>you feel a slight breeze on your balls, but no pain
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
>Twi:"You're no longer sterile now. I'm fairly sure."
>...
Now what?
>Twi:"I need you to--"
>Luna:"Cum!"
>...
>Twi:"Yeah... we need you to cum for us."
>AW YEAH THREESOME INCOMING
>Twi:"Unfortunately, we can't spoil the sample. Here."
>she gives you a cup
>Twi:"Just use the pictures in your... wallet."
>sigh
>after a hot and heavy masturbation session, you put a few teardrops of semen in the cup
>Twilight couldn't resist and went into the bathroom to watch
 
>Twi:"Okay! Oh~ It's still warm~ *ahem* Now! We will commence the experiment!"
>they put your semen in a machine the size of an old fashioned fax machine and the results whirr out onto a sheet of paper
>STERILITY STATUS: FALSE
>Twilight jumps up and down around you in a circle
>Twi:"YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES.YES!!!"
>Luna gives you a little shrug
Thanks.
>Luna:"Oh, our research isn't over, my subject."
>Twi:"Yeah! Now we have to compare your semen to Starswirl the Bearded's semen that was kept in storage."
>Twilight magically floats over another cup for you to do your business in
Can't we just use my old sample?
>Twi:"NOPE! It's ruined now. Sadly."
>sigh...
 
>you come back with considerably less manjuice than you did before
>you accidentally got a little on the outside of the cup this time
>the girls take it with care
>Luna sticks her tongue out to taste
>Twi:"NO! DON'T!"
>Luna looks at her with confusion
>Twi:"It tastes REALLY BAD."
>Luna:"I'll take my chances."
>she licks the semen off the edge of the cup
>Luna:"Not bad..."
>Twilight is beet red
You dirty mare.
>Luna:"Tee hee!"
 
>they put your semen into the larger machine. This one looks like a cat scan machine except steam powered
>they then take out the jar of Starswirl spunk
>you hold your nose as they open it
>Twi:"What's up Anon? I though we ponies had a better sense of smell than humans."
Uh...
>you lift your hands off your nose
>you can't smell anything
>what a relief!
>they start pouring it into the machine
>paper begins to start whirring out of the machine
 
>Luna:"No..."
>Twi:"This can't be..."
Wh-what?!
>Twi:"Oh! See! There!"
>Luna:"You're right... although it's..."
WHAT IS IT?!
>Twi:"There's a lot of similarity between you and Starswirl, but you're not, as Luna predicted, the same person... er... pony."
>the results finally finish
>the two mares grab the papers and bring them over to a computer
>they feed the results into the machine
 
>STATUS: FATHER-SON RELATIONSHIP
 
>...
What? Starswirl is my Dad?
>Twilight is too shocked for words
>she's fallen on the floor and is completely wide-eyed
>Luna:"No... it says YOU'RE Starswirl's father."
Bullshit.
>Twilight snaps out of it
>Twi:"PRINCESS LUNA! Take a blood sample of mine!"
>Luna takes a hair sample
Wait... you mean I didn't have to use the cup?
 
~~~END PART 36~~~