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LW Spaghetti Sparkle 35.5 - Christmas Short

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  1. Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 35.5 - A Christmas Short (In August!)
  2.  
  3. >two months have passed
  4. >it's Hearth's Warming Eve
  5. >your first real holiday with Twilight
  6. >you're about to meet Twilight's parents for the first time
  7. >you're both really nervous
  8. >Twilight has been wary of her mother's racism for months now
  9. >as far as you can tell, Twilight hasn't made any effort to tell her parents about the wedding or even of your existence
  10. >although, they should know by now
  11. >it's been in the newspapers
  12.  
  13. >you leave the castle library-house-thing you've been living in for the last few months and trudge through the snow to Twilight's parents' house
  14. >Twilight is with you of course
  15. >she's wearing that cute little plaid scarf she wore the night you took her virginity
  16. >that's not a topic to bring up over the table
  17.  
  18. >you reach the house and have yet to walk up to the door
  19. >it's dark
  20. >they have Christmas lights set up everywhere
  21. >it seems like a state mandated thing
  22. >all of the homes adjacent to Twilight's parents' houses are lit up in the same colors
  23. >Celestia and her mandates
  24. >the drive is shoveled
  25. >you always wondered how ponies use shovels with their mouths
  26. >they could easily use a plow or something, but you actually seen ponies use literal shovels with their mouths
  27. >weird
  28.  
  29. >you reach the door
  30. >there's a sign set up next to the door
  31. >it reads:
  32.  
  33. "Welcome home, blushing bride to be!"
  34.  
  35. >well, I guess they know you're getting married
  36. >before you can open the door, it opens for you
  37. >there's an older stallion gentlep0ny standing before you
  38. >he has a wide grin on his face
  39. >Dad:"TWILEY!"
  40. >Twi:"H-hey Dad... This is Anon. He's my... f-fiancee."
  41. >Dad:"I know! Come on in!"
  42.  
  43. >you and Twi are in the foyer
  44. >Dad:"Let me go get your mother. He's so tall! I never expected... well, let me go get your mother."
  45. >he gallops off
  46. >...
  47. >Twi:"Just be strong Anon... she might say some things that... might offend you. You might feel miserable all night. I'm sorry."
  48. Don't be sorry. I need to meet your parents. What do you think she'll say?
  49. >Twi:"I... I don't know. These racists are so mean sometimes. They come up with crazy names and... I just don't want you to feel uncomfortable..."
  50. You remember you're talking about your Mom, right?
  51. >Twi:"YEAH! But she's... quaint. It's hard to--"
  52. >a shadow appears on Twilight's face
  53. >you turn around
  54. >it's Twilight's mom
  55.  
  56. >Mom:"Twilight! It's SO good to see you. I love you!"
  57. >Twi:"Yeah. Thanks Mom."
  58. >Mom:"So this is the lucky monkeyman, huh?"
  59. >Twi:"MOM! It's a HUMAN!"
  60. >Mom:"So what's your name sweetheart?"
  61. Hehehe... Anon!
  62. >Mom:"I brought your favorite food Anon the monkeyguy!"
  63. >she brandishes a banana
  64. >Mom:"Here you go! Eat up and be healthy for my Twiley."
  65. Oh wow. Thanks.
  66. >Twi:"Stop treating him like an IDIOT! He's my fiancee!"
  67. >you speak with banana in your mouth
  68. It's okay Twi, I'm okay. This is delicious.
  69. >Twi:"*SIGH*"
  70.  
  71. =======
  72.  
  73. >you all ate Hearth's Warming Eve feast
  74. >everyone had a great time, except Twilight
  75. >she was miserable
  76.  
  77. ~~~END PART 35.5 - A Christmas Story~~~
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