Title:           LW Spaghetti Sparkle 35.5 - Christmas Short
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/xNFb4rV3
First Edit:      Friday 31st of August 2012 01:13:50 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 31st of August 2012 01:13:50 AM CDT

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 35.5 - A Christmas Short (In August!)
 
>two months have passed
>it's Hearth's Warming Eve
>your first real holiday with Twilight
>you're about to meet Twilight's parents for the first time
>you're both really nervous
>Twilight has been wary of her mother's racism for months now
>as far as you can tell, Twilight hasn't made any effort to tell her parents about the wedding or even of your existence
>although, they should know by now
>it's been in the newspapers
 
>you leave the castle library-house-thing you've been living in for the last few months and trudge through the snow to Twilight's parents' house
>Twilight is with you of course
>she's wearing that cute little plaid scarf she wore the night you took her virginity
>that's not a topic to bring up over the table
 
>you reach the house and have yet to walk up to the door
>it's dark
>they have Christmas lights set up everywhere
>it seems like a state mandated thing
>all of the homes adjacent to Twilight's parents' houses are lit up in the same colors
>Celestia and her mandates
>the drive is shoveled
>you always wondered how ponies use shovels with their mouths
>they could easily use a plow or something, but you actually seen ponies use literal shovels with their mouths
>weird
 
>you reach the door
>there's a sign set up next to the door
>it reads:
 
"Welcome home, blushing bride to be!"
 
>well, I guess they know you're getting married
>before you can open the door, it opens for you
>there's an older stallion gentlep0ny standing before you
>he has a wide grin on his face
>Dad:"TWILEY!"
>Twi:"H-hey Dad... This is Anon. He's my... f-fiancee."
>Dad:"I know! Come on in!"
 
>you and Twi are in the foyer
>Dad:"Let me go get your mother. He's so tall! I never expected... well, let me go get your mother."
>he gallops off
>...
>Twi:"Just be strong Anon... she might say some things that... might offend you. You might feel miserable all night. I'm sorry."
Don't be sorry. I need to meet your parents. What do you think she'll say?
>Twi:"I... I don't know. These racists are so mean sometimes. They come up with crazy names and... I just don't want you to feel uncomfortable..."
You remember you're talking about your Mom, right?
>Twi:"YEAH! But she's... quaint. It's hard to--"
>a shadow appears on Twilight's face
>you turn around
>it's Twilight's mom
 
>Mom:"Twilight! It's SO good to see you. I love you!"
>Twi:"Yeah. Thanks Mom."
>Mom:"So this is the lucky monkeyman, huh?"
>Twi:"MOM! It's a HUMAN!"
>Mom:"So what's your name sweetheart?"
Hehehe... Anon!
>Mom:"I brought your favorite food Anon the monkeyguy!"
>she brandishes a banana
>Mom:"Here you go! Eat up and be healthy for my Twiley."
Oh wow. Thanks.
>Twi:"Stop treating him like an IDIOT! He's my fiancee!"
>you speak with banana in your mouth
It's okay Twi, I'm okay. This is delicious.
>Twi:"*SIGH*"
 
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>you all ate Hearth's Warming Eve feast
>everyone had a great time, except Twilight
>she was miserable
 
~~~END PART 35.5 - A Christmas Story~~~