- Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 34
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- >it's 7AM in Ponyville
- >you had hoped you'd be home right about now
- >instead, Twilight is going to wake up to an empty bed
- >you know how she worries
- >things aren't looking bright for you back at Canterlot Castle
- >you sit backwards on your old computer chair
- >your arms are folded on the cool pleather back of the chair
- >you resist the urge to tap your foot impatiently because Rainbow Dash is is sleeping
- >the first rays of the new day's sun come shining through the window and place themselves across Rainbow Dash's sleeping face
- >it would be cute if she weren't drooling all over the pillow
- >you suppose it's better than vomit
- >the only sound in the room is the scribbling of a quill
- >Trixie is jotting down every magical equation she can think of that played a part in last night's performance
- >you argued with her for an hour about Twilight's involvement with the research on how to get back home
- >to Earth
- >apparently, it's much more difficult that one would think to reverse a spell's effects
- >let alone increase their efficiency and staying power
- >in order for Trixie to complete her research, she's going to need Twilight's help
- >this is a non-starter for you
- >the honeymoon destination needs to be a secret
- >Twilight can't know until the moment of arrival
- >the look on her face is going to be...
- >beautiful
- >the compromise, then, became to write down as many unsolved equations as possible and give them to Twilight to solve
- >Twilight will then be able to help Trixie without knowing what the end result will be
- >a perfect plan
- >maybe
- >toward the beginning of Trixie's crusade to write everything down, you asked why she can't just use a computer
- >apparently, magic is more complex than just numbers and words
- >sometimes you need to draw a magic circle or burn a special candle under special paper with an equation on it
- >sounds really byzantine
- >you have a new-found respect for that quirky little purple horse that loves you
- >that respect morphs into a passion
- >you need to see her again
- >you miss her
- =======
- >8AM
- >Trix:"There! Done!"
- >you grab the papers in a little folder and shake Trixie's hoof
- Here's to you helping me and me keeping you from being arrested!
- >Trix:"Y-yeah. Shall I get my own room? Someone as great and powerful as I requires a room."
- Talk to Pinkie Pie about that. I'm sure she can set you up downstairs. If she has any questions, tell her to call me. Here's my number--"
- >you grab a sheet of paper and begin to write
- >Trix:"That won't be necessary. I can remember your number. Just speak it."
- Okay... (562)-490-2909-106978. You sure you can remember that?
- >Trix:"Oh... OF COURSE! Do you doubt the Great and Powerful--"
- Yeah, I remember your name. Anyway, I have to run. I have a mad as hell mare waiting for me at home.
- >as you near the train station, you realize that you still have Rainbow Dash's credit card in your pocket
- >an idea dawns on you
- >you know how to smooth things over with Twilight
- >you grin an evil grin
- =======
- >the sun is setting as you arrive back in Canterlot
- >"Can I help you with that sir?"
- Please do.
- >the bellhop pony lifts the one square meter cardboard box over his head with magic
- >you open the door as gingerly as possible, as to not alert Twilight just yet
- >you look around the foyer as if you were a burglar
- >having a wife will do that, you suppose
- >the bellhop pony drops the large box onto the carpet with a BANG
- >you hear somep0ny slip and fall in the bathtub
- TWILIGHT! You okay!?
- >...
- >you rush to the bathroom
- >wrong bathroom
- >you're not used to having more than one bathroom
- >you open the bathroom door to see Twilight standing on all fours, breathing hard
- Are you okay?
- >Twi:"Anon...?"
- Sorry I was gone all night. I got a little drunk with Rainbow Dash. Are you okay?
- >Twi:"... No..."
- I'm so sorry! Please forgive me.
- >Twi:"No... it's not really anything you did *sniff*"
- Come here.
- >she magics the shower off and gallops over
- >there's something wrong with her
- >it looks like she has a ballsack or something
- >no
- >it looks like she has... pineapple sized balls?
- >what the fuck?
- >they're sagging and veiny
- >they make you want to retch
- >Twilight isn't trying to stand on her hind legs and hug you like she used to
- >now she's just nuzzling your legs, hoping for you to kneel down and scoop her up
- >Twi:"Pick me up!"
- Uh... let's go in the living room first. I brought you a surprise.
- >Twilight's face lights up
- >Twi:"I got you a surprise too! Heheheh!"
- >you never thought you'd have to tell your fiancee you don't find ballsacks sexy
- >Twi:"OH MY GOSH! WHAT IS IT!?"
- Twilight, honey, sit down with me over here.
- >you pat a spot right next to you on the couch
- >Twi:"O-okay..."
- >...
- Why do you have a ballsack?
- >Twi:"WHAT?! No! These are BREASTS... gosh... you're such a BAKA *giggle*."
- >Twilight leans back on the couch and spreads her legs
- >sure enough, there are nipples
- >you facepalm
- >an anger wells within you
- TWILIGHT! HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH YOU?!
- >you're yelling
- >you never yell at Twilight
- >what is going on?
- >you realize too late what you've done
- >surprisingly though, Twilight isn't crying
- >not yet
- >right now she's... distant
- >...
- >Twi:"*sniff* I'm such an idiot."
- >you want to shake her around and tell her that yes, yes she is
- >you refrain
- >her horn glows and her breasts return to their normal shape
- >you wouldn't be able to find them if you weren't looking
- >Twilight leans to her side and crosses her forelegs on the arm of the couch
- >she buries her head in her arms
- >you decide not to coddle her this time
- >you'll let her cry it out and learn this time
- >but you'll be there for her
- >under her crossed forelegs you hear a muffled cry
- >Twi:"Anon! Please forgive me! I... I... I don't *gasp* I don't know... I'm sorry I just..."
- >you put your hand on her side and stoke her coat
- >Twi:"*sniff* It's just... sometimes it's so unbelievable that you like me-- you LOVE me it's just sometimes I can't believe it and... and... I feel like I have to do stuff to make you happy and interested and *gulp* I know I'm bad at sex and... I'm just..."
- >you reach out and pull her away from the arm of the sofa
- >you hold her and comb your fingers through her mane
- >Twi:"I was just so..."
- Say it.
- >she clings to you harder than she ever has before
- >you're hers
- >Twi:"I was just so JEALOUS! I saw that human girl on TV and I was just... my heart it... it wouldn't stop going. I was so mad I... I wasn't thinking and I wanted to make you NEVER want to leave me and I made my breasts bigger and-- I'M SO SORRY!"
- I forgive you.
- >you pick her up and take her to the bedroom
- >she cried in your arms the entire night
- ~~~END PART 34~~~

