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LW Spaghetti Sparkle 34 - Tears

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  1. Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 34
  2.  
  3. Previous Chapters:
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  6. LW/Spaghetti Sparkle is an interactive story. Check it out here:
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  8.  
  9. >it's 7AM in Ponyville
  10. >you had hoped you'd be home right about now
  11. >instead, Twilight is going to wake up to an empty bed
  12. >you know how she worries
  13. >things aren't looking bright for you back at Canterlot Castle
  14.  
  15. >you sit backwards on your old computer chair
  16. >your arms are folded on the cool pleather back of the chair
  17. >you resist the urge to tap your foot impatiently because Rainbow Dash is is sleeping
  18. >the first rays of the new day's sun come shining through the window and place themselves across Rainbow Dash's sleeping face
  19. >it would be cute if she weren't drooling all over the pillow
  20. >you suppose it's better than vomit
  21. >the only sound in the room is the scribbling of a quill
  22. >Trixie is jotting down every magical equation she can think of that played a part in last night's performance
  23. >you argued with her for an hour about Twilight's involvement with the research on how to get back home
  24. >to Earth
  25. >apparently, it's much more difficult that one would think to reverse a spell's effects
  26. >let alone increase their efficiency and staying power
  27. >in order for Trixie to complete her research, she's going to need Twilight's help
  28. >this is a non-starter for you
  29. >the honeymoon destination needs to be a secret
  30. >Twilight can't know until the moment of arrival
  31. >the look on her face is going to be...
  32.  
  33. >beautiful
  34.  
  35. >the compromise, then, became to write down as many unsolved equations as possible and give them to Twilight to solve
  36. >Twilight will then be able to help Trixie without knowing what the end result will be
  37. >a perfect plan
  38. >maybe
  39.  
  40. >toward the beginning of Trixie's crusade to write everything down, you asked why she can't just use a computer
  41. >apparently, magic is more complex than just numbers and words
  42. >sometimes you need to draw a magic circle or burn a special candle under special paper with an equation on it
  43. >sounds really byzantine
  44. >you have a new-found respect for that quirky little purple horse that loves you
  45. >that respect morphs into a passion
  46. >you need to see her again
  47. >you miss her
  48.  
  49. =======
  50.  
  51. >8AM
  52. >Trix:"There! Done!"
  53. >you grab the papers in a little folder and shake Trixie's hoof
  54. Here's to you helping me and me keeping you from being arrested!
  55. >Trix:"Y-yeah. Shall I get my own room? Someone as great and powerful as I requires a room."
  56. Talk to Pinkie Pie about that. I'm sure she can set you up downstairs. If she has any questions, tell her to call me. Here's my number--"
  57. >you grab a sheet of paper and begin to write
  58. >Trix:"That won't be necessary. I can remember your number. Just speak it."
  59. Okay... (562)-490-2909-106978. You sure you can remember that?
  60. >Trix:"Oh... OF COURSE! Do you doubt the Great and Powerful--"
  61. Yeah, I remember your name. Anyway, I have to run. I have a mad as hell mare waiting for me at home.
  62.  
  63. >as you near the train station, you realize that you still have Rainbow Dash's credit card in your pocket
  64. >an idea dawns on you
  65. >you know how to smooth things over with Twilight
  66. >you grin an evil grin
  67.  
  68. =======
  69.  
  70. >the sun is setting as you arrive back in Canterlot
  71. >"Can I help you with that sir?"
  72. Please do.
  73. >the bellhop pony lifts the one square meter cardboard box over his head with magic
  74.  
  75. >you open the door as gingerly as possible, as to not alert Twilight just yet
  76. >you look around the foyer as if you were a burglar
  77. >having a wife will do that, you suppose
  78. >the bellhop pony drops the large box onto the carpet with a BANG
  79. >you hear somep0ny slip and fall in the bathtub
  80. TWILIGHT! You okay!?
  81. >...
  82. >you rush to the bathroom
  83. >wrong bathroom
  84. >you're not used to having more than one bathroom
  85. >you open the bathroom door to see Twilight standing on all fours, breathing hard
  86. Are you okay?
  87. >Twi:"Anon...?"
  88. Sorry I was gone all night. I got a little drunk with Rainbow Dash. Are you okay?
  89. >Twi:"... No..."
  90. I'm so sorry! Please forgive me.
  91. >Twi:"No... it's not really anything you did *sniff*"
  92. Come here.
  93. >she magics the shower off and gallops over
  94. >there's something wrong with her
  95. >it looks like she has a ballsack or something
  96. >no
  97. >it looks like she has... pineapple sized balls?
  98. >what the fuck?
  99. >they're sagging and veiny
  100. >they make you want to retch
  101. >Twilight isn't trying to stand on her hind legs and hug you like she used to
  102. >now she's just nuzzling your legs, hoping for you to kneel down and scoop her up
  103. >Twi:"Pick me up!"
  104. Uh... let's go in the living room first. I brought you a surprise.
  105. >Twilight's face lights up
  106. >Twi:"I got you a surprise too! Heheheh!"
  107. >you never thought you'd have to tell your fiancee you don't find ballsacks sexy
  108.  
  109. >Twi:"OH MY GOSH! WHAT IS IT!?"
  110. Twilight, honey, sit down with me over here.
  111. >you pat a spot right next to you on the couch
  112. >Twi:"O-okay..."
  113. >...
  114. Why do you have a ballsack?
  115. >Twi:"WHAT?! No! These are BREASTS... gosh... you're such a BAKA *giggle*."
  116. >Twilight leans back on the couch and spreads her legs
  117. >sure enough, there are nipples
  118. >you facepalm
  119. >an anger wells within you
  120. TWILIGHT! HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH YOU?!
  121. >you're yelling
  122. >you never yell at Twilight
  123. >what is going on?
  124. >you realize too late what you've done
  125. >surprisingly though, Twilight isn't crying
  126. >not yet
  127. >right now she's... distant
  128. >...
  129.  
  130. >Twi:"*sniff* I'm such an idiot."
  131. >you want to shake her around and tell her that yes, yes she is
  132. >you refrain
  133. >her horn glows and her breasts return to their normal shape
  134. >you wouldn't be able to find them if you weren't looking
  135. >Twilight leans to her side and crosses her forelegs on the arm of the couch
  136. >she buries her head in her arms
  137. >you decide not to coddle her this time
  138. >you'll let her cry it out and learn this time
  139. >but you'll be there for her
  140.  
  141. >under her crossed forelegs you hear a muffled cry
  142. >Twi:"Anon! Please forgive me! I... I... I don't *gasp* I don't know... I'm sorry I just..."
  143. >you put your hand on her side and stoke her coat
  144. >Twi:"*sniff* It's just... sometimes it's so unbelievable that you like me-- you LOVE me it's just sometimes I can't believe it and... and... I feel like I have to do stuff to make you happy and interested and *gulp* I know I'm bad at sex and... I'm just..."
  145. >you reach out and pull her away from the arm of the sofa
  146. >you hold her and comb your fingers through her mane
  147. >Twi:"I was just so..."
  148. Say it.
  149. >she clings to you harder than she ever has before
  150. >you're hers
  151. >Twi:"I was just so JEALOUS! I saw that human girl on TV and I was just... my heart it... it wouldn't stop going. I was so mad I... I wasn't thinking and I wanted to make you NEVER want to leave me and I made my breasts bigger and-- I'M SO SORRY!"
  152. I forgive you.
  153. >you pick her up and take her to the bedroom
  154. >she cried in your arms the entire night
  155.  
  156. ~~~END PART 34~~~