- Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 34
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 - >it's 7AM in Ponyville
 - >you had hoped you'd be home right about now
 - >instead, Twilight is going to wake up to an empty bed
 - >you know how she worries
 - >things aren't looking bright for you back at Canterlot Castle
 - >you sit backwards on your old computer chair
 - >your arms are folded on the cool pleather back of the chair
 - >you resist the urge to tap your foot impatiently because Rainbow Dash is is sleeping
 - >the first rays of the new day's sun come shining through the window and place themselves across Rainbow Dash's sleeping face
 - >it would be cute if she weren't drooling all over the pillow
 - >you suppose it's better than vomit
 - >the only sound in the room is the scribbling of a quill
 - >Trixie is jotting down every magical equation she can think of that played a part in last night's performance
 - >you argued with her for an hour about Twilight's involvement with the research on how to get back home
 - >to Earth
 - >apparently, it's much more difficult that one would think to reverse a spell's effects
 - >let alone increase their efficiency and staying power
 - >in order for Trixie to complete her research, she's going to need Twilight's help
 - >this is a non-starter for you
 - >the honeymoon destination needs to be a secret
 - >Twilight can't know until the moment of arrival
 - >the look on her face is going to be...
 - >beautiful
 - >the compromise, then, became to write down as many unsolved equations as possible and give them to Twilight to solve
 - >Twilight will then be able to help Trixie without knowing what the end result will be
 - >a perfect plan
 - >maybe
 - >toward the beginning of Trixie's crusade to write everything down, you asked why she can't just use a computer
 - >apparently, magic is more complex than just numbers and words
 - >sometimes you need to draw a magic circle or burn a special candle under special paper with an equation on it
 - >sounds really byzantine
 - >you have a new-found respect for that quirky little purple horse that loves you
 - >that respect morphs into a passion
 - >you need to see her again
 - >you miss her
 - =======
 - >8AM
 - >Trix:"There! Done!"
 - >you grab the papers in a little folder and shake Trixie's hoof
 - Here's to you helping me and me keeping you from being arrested!
 - >Trix:"Y-yeah. Shall I get my own room? Someone as great and powerful as I requires a room."
 - Talk to Pinkie Pie about that. I'm sure she can set you up downstairs. If she has any questions, tell her to call me. Here's my number--"
 - >you grab a sheet of paper and begin to write
 - >Trix:"That won't be necessary. I can remember your number. Just speak it."
 - Okay... (562)-490-2909-106978. You sure you can remember that?
 - >Trix:"Oh... OF COURSE! Do you doubt the Great and Powerful--"
 - Yeah, I remember your name. Anyway, I have to run. I have a mad as hell mare waiting for me at home.
 - >as you near the train station, you realize that you still have Rainbow Dash's credit card in your pocket
 - >an idea dawns on you
 - >you know how to smooth things over with Twilight
 - >you grin an evil grin
 - =======
 - >the sun is setting as you arrive back in Canterlot
 - >"Can I help you with that sir?"
 - Please do.
 - >the bellhop pony lifts the one square meter cardboard box over his head with magic
 - >you open the door as gingerly as possible, as to not alert Twilight just yet
 - >you look around the foyer as if you were a burglar
 - >having a wife will do that, you suppose
 - >the bellhop pony drops the large box onto the carpet with a BANG
 - >you hear somep0ny slip and fall in the bathtub
 - TWILIGHT! You okay!?
 - >...
 - >you rush to the bathroom
 - >wrong bathroom
 - >you're not used to having more than one bathroom
 - >you open the bathroom door to see Twilight standing on all fours, breathing hard
 - Are you okay?
 - >Twi:"Anon...?"
 - Sorry I was gone all night. I got a little drunk with Rainbow Dash. Are you okay?
 - >Twi:"... No..."
 - I'm so sorry! Please forgive me.
 - >Twi:"No... it's not really anything you did *sniff*"
 - Come here.
 - >she magics the shower off and gallops over
 - >there's something wrong with her
 - >it looks like she has a ballsack or something
 - >no
 - >it looks like she has... pineapple sized balls?
 - >what the fuck?
 - >they're sagging and veiny
 - >they make you want to retch
 - >Twilight isn't trying to stand on her hind legs and hug you like she used to
 - >now she's just nuzzling your legs, hoping for you to kneel down and scoop her up
 - >Twi:"Pick me up!"
 - Uh... let's go in the living room first. I brought you a surprise.
 - >Twilight's face lights up
 - >Twi:"I got you a surprise too! Heheheh!"
 - >you never thought you'd have to tell your fiancee you don't find ballsacks sexy
 - >Twi:"OH MY GOSH! WHAT IS IT!?"
 - Twilight, honey, sit down with me over here.
 - >you pat a spot right next to you on the couch
 - >Twi:"O-okay..."
 - >...
 - Why do you have a ballsack?
 - >Twi:"WHAT?! No! These are BREASTS... gosh... you're such a BAKA *giggle*."
 - >Twilight leans back on the couch and spreads her legs
 - >sure enough, there are nipples
 - >you facepalm
 - >an anger wells within you
 - TWILIGHT! HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH YOU?!
 - >you're yelling
 - >you never yell at Twilight
 - >what is going on?
 - >you realize too late what you've done
 - >surprisingly though, Twilight isn't crying
 - >not yet
 - >right now she's... distant
 - >...
 - >Twi:"*sniff* I'm such an idiot."
 - >you want to shake her around and tell her that yes, yes she is
 - >you refrain
 - >her horn glows and her breasts return to their normal shape
 - >you wouldn't be able to find them if you weren't looking
 - >Twilight leans to her side and crosses her forelegs on the arm of the couch
 - >she buries her head in her arms
 - >you decide not to coddle her this time
 - >you'll let her cry it out and learn this time
 - >but you'll be there for her
 - >under her crossed forelegs you hear a muffled cry
 - >Twi:"Anon! Please forgive me! I... I... I don't *gasp* I don't know... I'm sorry I just..."
 - >you put your hand on her side and stoke her coat
 - >Twi:"*sniff* It's just... sometimes it's so unbelievable that you like me-- you LOVE me it's just sometimes I can't believe it and... and... I feel like I have to do stuff to make you happy and interested and *gulp* I know I'm bad at sex and... I'm just..."
 - >you reach out and pull her away from the arm of the sofa
 - >you hold her and comb your fingers through her mane
 - >Twi:"I was just so..."
 - Say it.
 - >she clings to you harder than she ever has before
 - >you're hers
 - >Twi:"I was just so JEALOUS! I saw that human girl on TV and I was just... my heart it... it wouldn't stop going. I was so mad I... I wasn't thinking and I wanted to make you NEVER want to leave me and I made my breasts bigger and-- I'M SO SORRY!"
 - I forgive you.
 - >you pick her up and take her to the bedroom
 - >she cried in your arms the entire night
 - ~~~END PART 34~~~
 

