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Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 33

 

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>RD:"UGGGHHHHH... I'm too drunk hehehe."

>you always found it annoying when girls state how drunk they are

>not much changed when you arrived in Equestria

>turns out, drunk chicks are annoying everywhere in the world

>multiverse...

>whatever

 

>you've sobered up a bit in the bar, but Rainbow Dash never let that become a possiblity

>she's really dedicated to the whole drinking thing

>you never did hop bars though

>which is probably a good thing, since about an hour ago you were drunk enough to kill a pony

>more and more, in your new-found sobriety, you begin to notice a severe lack of ponies in the bar

>in fact, the bartender isn't even around

>he just left Rainbow Dash a bottle of Applejack Daniels and let her take care of it herself

Hey...

>RD:"Heh... WHAT? hheheh."

We should get going. I think the bar is closed or something

>RD:"IN-POSH...ible heh... it's only... 2100 hourssssssssssss."

>you burst into laughter

Military time?! Whyyyy?

>RD:"Wonderbolt secret stuff don't tell. Keep shush. Hehehehe."

Heheh. Okay. I'll stay shush.

>Rainbow explodes into a fit of drunken laughter

 

Maybe we should leave anyways. We need to get you some kind of hangover remedy.

>RD:"YES!"

>Rainbow has the look of death in her eyes

>RD:"NEED THAT. WE NEED THAT."

It's okay. It's okay man. Chill. We got this. We just need to go to the store.

>RD:"Ponymart."

Yes. Ponymart.

 

>you instantly get lost

>Rainbow Dash seems certain that she knows where she's going

>she obviously has no clue

>RD:"IN THERE!"

What?!

>Rainbow flies up and grabs your face with her hooves

>she points your head in the direction she wants you to look

>RD:"Therrrree."

Rainbow. That's Spookymart. You know, a Halloween store.

>RD:"Halloween!? What's that?!"

Oh. I meant Nightmare Night. Store. Thing.

>RD:"Ohhhhhhhhh."

It's okay. It's a legitimate mistake. The word "mart" is WAY bigger than the word "spooky" in the sign.

>RD:"YEAH. THOSE ASSHOLES."

Let's go in and ask directions!

>RD:"But... what if they're busy?"

Nightmare Night was last weekend. They're probably not busy.

>...

>RD:"I don't wanna. I know where we're going anyway."

>Typical Rainbow Dash. Never wanting to ask for directions.

But Rainbow. Don't you have to pee super bad?

>...

>She thinks about it for what seems like 15 minutes

>RD:"How did you knowww!?"

Twilight put a magic spell in my head that allows me to see mare bladders.

>RD:"Whhhaaat?"

Yeah. True. All of what I said was true.

>RD:"HAHAHAH! Twilight is SUCH a weirdo!"

>you don't even know

 

>you walk into the Nightmare Night store

>RD:"I NEED TO PEE!"

>Employee:"Customers only, Miss."

>RD:"I will PEE my Wonderbolt PISS all over these dumb costumes if you don't TELL ME where the little filly's room is!"

She ain't lying, dude. She's starting to drip.

>of course, this was true, but she wasn't dripping piss

>at least, not yet

>the employee immediately points in the direction of the little filly's room

>Rainbow Dash, in her characteristic fashion, sped off at top speed

>she left a little trail of her natural lubricant all they way to the bathroom

>the employee gives you a nasty look and tosses you a mop with his levitation magic

>Employee:"Get cleaning, asshole."

 

>as you're cleaning, you notice the employee watching a small television behind the counter

>it's as if he's magnetized to the screen

What's going on? Something happen on TV?

>Employee:"Well, duh. Why do you think the streets are empty?"

>you hadn't given it much thought at the time, but he was right. The streets were empty.

What's happening?

>Employee:"Trixie returned. She's trying it again."

>...

>the mop you're holding leaves your lax grip and cascades across the ground

What?

>Employee:"Here. Check it out."

 

>you can make out the Great and Powerful Trixie on the small portable television

>it's a little blurry, but you can see she's standing on a stage in Canterlot square

>behind her are three wooden panels with magical equations and summoning circles etched into them

>Twilight would probably get a kick out of those

>Trix:"Now! Fillies and Gentlecolts! The Great and Powerful Trixie will perform a feat that only she has been able to perform in the past!"

>your eyes widen

>Trix:"Last time, I'll admit, was a serendipitous mistake. However, this time, I have perfected the technique. Behold!"

>her horn glows

>Trix:"The second human in Equestria!"

>you feel Rainbow Dash's hoof on your shoulder

>she looks at you

>you hold her hoof in your hand

>you wish Twilight was here

 

>on the screen, a symphony of magic is occurring before your eyes

>you can hear it from the screen and from down the street

>it's too late to try to see it in person

>you can no longer see Trixie in the chaos of the magical storm

>you wonder if it looked similar to when you arrived in Equestria

>suddenly, a shockwave grips the city

>it's as if thirty Sonic-rainbooms occurred at the same time

>the glass windows of the store shudder and crack

>the weaker glass, protecting certain costumes from theft, completely shatters

>amazingly, the television survives

>on the screen, all you can see is an enormous smoke cloud

>suddenly, within the smoke, you see Trixie's horn glow

>the smoke immediately clears

>Trix:"*cough* BEHOLD!"

>there she is

>a human woman

>she's naked

>she's curled in the fetal position on the stage

>it looks like she's crying

>she opens her eyes to, presumably, see a large crowd of technicolor ponies watching in awe

>she screams

>RD:"Why is she naked?!"

I know! I wasn't naked when I came to this side.

>RD:"Those are some big tits. Right?"

Shut up Dash.

 

>then, suddenly, she disappeared

>it was like one of Twilight's teleporation spells

>the crowd is muttering in confusion

>Trix:"Worry not! She has gone back to her home! Some day soon, I'll be able to move humans here permanently, but that is all the Great and Powerful Trixie has for you now. Goodnig--"

>Canterlot guards are on the stage

>Trix:"What is the meaning of this?!"

>Guard:"You are under arrest. Come quietly Miss. Trixie."

>Trix:"What!?"

 

>you feel Rainbow Dash leave your side

>you hear the shifting of broken glass

>you turn around to see Rainbow Dash taking the Mare-Do-Well costume out of it's broken case

What are you doing?

>RD:"I'm making sure you have a way back home."

But...

>Employee:"You better pay for that!"

>RD:"Anon, could you take care of that?

>she tosses you her credit card

>RD:"I have somep0ny to save."

But I like it here! I don't want to go home.

>RD:"Always keep your options open, Anon."

>by this time, Rainbow is wearing the costume

>RD:"Even if you don't want to go home forever, don't you at least want to visit?"

>you think about it

>you smile

You're a genius, Rainbow Dash.

>RD:"No. I'm a hero."

>and with that, she drunkenly flew off

>RD:"Meet me at the store in Ponyville!"

 

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>it's 4AM in the morning

>it took some time, but you eventually found a teleportation service in Canterlot open 24/7

>Rainbow Dash is going to have to deal with you putting 45,000bits on her credit card

>The teleportaion manager was incredulous that you would ever want to spend 45k on a teleport to ponyville

>the little hamlet was only a half day's train ride away, after all

>but you need to keep this secret

>you can't have Twilight too suspicious

>as you approach the store, you notice that the light is on in your old bedroom

>bingo

 

>as you climb the stairs, Rainbow Dash appears at the top of the staircase

>she's sweating

>RD:"Oh thank Celestia. I thought you were the guards for a minute."

Is she in there?

>RD:"Yeah."

Great.

 

>the door opens with it's characteristic creek

>Trixie, who's laying on the bed, is startled to see you

>she scrunches up in the corner of the room

>Trix:"NOT ANY CLOSER! I'll... I'll zap you with Great and Powerful magic!"

Trixie. I'm not here to hurt you.

>Trix:"You're... not mad at me?"

That's all in the past. I love it here in Equestria. I have a fiancee and everything. But right now, I need your help.

>Trix:"help with what?"

I need you to take me home.

>Trix:"What? Why? I thought you just said--"

Who said I wanted to stay? I'm just looking for a great place to take my wife on our honeymoon.

>Trix:"... What?"

Do you think you could take us to Japan?

 

~~~END PART 33~~~