Title:           LW Spaghetti Sparkle 32 - Old Drinking Buddy
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ekFkzRX6
First Edit:      Thursday 9th of August 2012 03:09:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 9th of August 2012 03:09:56 PM CDT

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 32
 
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>when Twilight's house was a pile of ashes, you stood with her in front of Luna's black portal to Canterlot
>Twilight looks up at you
>she's grateful you're there for her, probably more than you could ever fathom
Are you ready, Twi?
>Twi:"*sniff* Yeah."
>you both step through at the same time
 
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>the first thing you see is a pink blob
>"WELCOME!"
>it's Pinkie Pie
>there's party stuff everywhere
>there's confetti all over Twilight's things
>you look around
>nop0ny else is there
>...
>PP:"I invited TONS of other ponies! I'm sure they'll be here ANY minute!"
I don't think so Pinkie.
>Twi:"Yeah. They're all celebrating Rarity's grand re-opening, I think."
>PP:"Oh..."
Besides, I don't think Twilight is up for fun and games right now. Right sweetie?
>Twi:"N-no! I can have some fun..."
>Twilight is trying her best to smile
>PP:"It's okay. I understand..."
>Pinkie Pie's mane pops like a balloon
>what the fuck?
>Twi:"NO! W-we can hang out! It's fine really!"
>PP:"REALLY?!"
>Pinkie Pie's hair explodes back into it's normal shape
>Twi:"Yeah! We could... watch some anime!!"
>PP:"Hmmm... I don't really know much about anime..."
>Twi:"That's okay! We can watch this anime I know you'll LOVE. It's called Bible Black."
>oh boy
>Twi:"I wanted to watch it with my anime club, but ANON said it was inappropriate."
>PP:"A cartoon can't be THAT inappropriate. Anon can be so silly sometimes. Did I ever tell you that he went to one of my orgies and DIDN'T want to have sex??"
>Twi:"*giggle* That's because he was dating me!"
>PP:"Oh yeah!"
>Twilight and Pinkie start rummaging through the anime DVDs
>you have no intention of sticking around
Hey Twi, I'm going to let you and Pinkie have fun without me. Sound good?
>Twi:"Oh... I wanted you to see Bible Black too..."
>...
>Twi:"But that's okay I guess. While you're out, can you buy me some Yu Gi Oh cards?"
Sure.
>Twi:"Make sure they're Mirrodin set boosters!"
Okay.
 
>before you leave, you wander around a bit in your new temporary home
>it's fucking huge
>tall ceilings everywhere
>you notice there's a library area
>you open the double doors to discover a beautiful room
>the wall on the south side is a huge window
>you can see Ponyville in the distance
>it's getting dark though
>the other walls are covered with ornately crafted bookshelves
>a lot of the books were cleared out
>you assume they were moved to Twilight's old place in Ponyville
>in the middle of the room is a gigantic hourglass
>it reminds you of Prince of Persia
>you wonder if there's magic sand in there
>it's a legit inquiry, you're in the unicorn capital after all
 
>just then, you hear a tap at the window
>it's Rainbow Dash
>she's talking
>you can't hear her
>you gesticulate that she should come in from another window
>you can't open a window-wall
>she seems to understand
>you start reading a little tome about magical historical figures while you wait
 
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>Rainbow Dash enters the library with a harrowing look on her face
What?
>RD:"I... um... *gulp* I was sneaking in and I saw Twilight and Pinkie watching an anime and... I've never seen something so disturbing."
Not even in the sex dungeon?
>RD:"Anon... you haven't even TRIED the sex dungeon. It's not that bad."
Well, I'm getting married. So, no.
>RD:"Yeah yeah yeah. Fuck you too."
So why are you here?
>RD:" I heard Pinkie Pie was throwing you a housewarming party. So here I am!"
Nop0ny showed up. So they just started watching anime. Do you want to go hang out?
>RD:"Sure! It's been a long time!"
Before we go anywhere cool, we have to go to the card shop and buy Twilight some Yu Gi Oh cards.
>RD:"*sigh*"
>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
 
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>you arrive at Canterlot Cards and Games ltd
>RD:"C-could we go to a different one? Can't we just go to ponymart?"
Nah, Twilight said they had to be Mirrodin set boosters. That sounds too specific for ponymart.
>RD:"Are you sure?"
Twilight was pretty clear. What? You afraid to go into a cardshop?
>RD:"I'm a world-class celebrity. What if journalists see me go in here?"
And they haven't seen you go into several orgies? Face it, the gossip mags don't give a shit about you anymore.
>RD:"Thanks A LOT, Anon. I'll have you know that me and Soarin's relationship is all over the papers."
Congratz.
>RD:"Th-thanks."
>she blushes
>wingboners everywhere
>jesus christ, why?
 
>the shop has a musty smell
>there's an old woman over the counter
>"Welcome to Canterlot Cards and Games ltd. Can I help you tod-- OH MY CELESTIA! IT'S YOU!"
>RD:"Heh... yeah. It's um... me."
>"Rainbow Dash, right?!"
Yep! Pretty cool huh?
>"Get the heck out of my store!"
What?
>RD:"O-okay..."
>"You heard me! GET THE HECK OUT OF MY STORE!"
>RD:"I'm leaving!"
>"MOVE! GET THAT SHOPLIFTING WINGBONERING ASS OUT OF MY STORE!"
>Rainbow Dash's wingboner shrivels away and she sheepishly shuffles out of the store
 
Um... what? I think you're mistaking my friend for someone else.
>"Nope! That pony shoplifted thirty bits worth of Pokemon cards a couple years back."
Wait... really?
>the shop owner nods
Well, can I get some Mirrodin Yu Gi Oh set boosters?
>"Sure thing."
 
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>you make your purchase and leave the store
>Rainbow Dash is sitting on the curb
>you slap her across the top of her head
You steal Pokemon cards?
>RD:"It was a long time ago. Okay?"
Jesus Christ, get your shit together.
>RD:"It was a long time ago, IDIOT!"
>she smiles as she punches you in the stomach
>you deserved that
>RD:"Who is Jesus Christ, anyways?"
Human Celestia. Never mind that, lets get bar hopping.
>RD:"Right!"
 
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>You and Rainbow have a couple shots in you
>nothing serious
>you don't want to get completely blitzed, you have a purple horse to fuck later
>you don't want to get lost on your way home
>this isn't Manehatten
>there are no cabs in Canterlot
>although, it wouldn't be too hard to find your way around
>after all, you live in an apartment within the castle
>RD:"Sssso *gulp* Soarin'... heh... he's a better-- no he's AS GOOD as you in the bed *hic* but... he's wayyyyyyy more passsss -heheh passsive than you. Do you know what I'm talking aboutt??"
>maybe Rainbow is a little more blitzed than you
Yeah, I mean. Twilight is super passive too. It's fine I guess. We have some really passionate moments.
>RD:"HAHAHAhaha ahhh--- yeah me too *gulp* but... but... I wish he'd *giggle* I wish he's have a different O-face HAHAHhhhaha."
Heheheh What do you mean?
>RD:"He's like-- BLAGHH when he cums and it's so funny and I can't stop laughing and it always ruins the mood eheheheh."
I don't know, bro. Sounds like you were meant for each other.
>RD:"I guess you're right..."
>...
>RD:"I'll never tell."
What?
>RD:"I'll never tell ANYP0NY that we... you know... when you were dating Twilight. I don't-- listen man-- I don't want you to ever worry about that *hic*."
To be honest. After everything that's happened... I trust you. I trust that you would never do that.
>RD:"I... heheh I... Still love you."
I know. I love you too. But not that way.
>RD:"RIGHT! heheh... that's what I meant. I'm drunk give me a break!
>she blushes
>her wingboner comes back
>RD:"Darn it!"
>she's trying to push her feathers down with her hooves
It's only nature. I understand.
>RD:"Th-thanks..."
 
~~~END PART 32~~~