LW Spaghetti Sparkle 32 - Old Drinking Buddy

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 32

 

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>when Twilight's house was a pile of ashes, you stood with her in front of Luna's black portal to Canterlot

>Twilight looks up at you

>she's grateful you're there for her, probably more than you could ever fathom

Are you ready, Twi?

>Twi:"*sniff* Yeah."

>you both step through at the same time

 

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>the first thing you see is a pink blob

>"WELCOME!"

>it's Pinkie Pie

>there's party stuff everywhere

>there's confetti all over Twilight's things

>you look around

>nop0ny else is there

>...

>PP:"I invited TONS of other ponies! I'm sure they'll be here ANY minute!"

I don't think so Pinkie.

>Twi:"Yeah. They're all celebrating Rarity's grand re-opening, I think."

>PP:"Oh..."

Besides, I don't think Twilight is up for fun and games right now. Right sweetie?

>Twi:"N-no! I can have some fun..."

>Twilight is trying her best to smile

>PP:"It's okay. I understand..."

>Pinkie Pie's mane pops like a balloon

>what the fuck?

>Twi:"NO! W-we can hang out! It's fine really!"

>PP:"REALLY?!"

>Pinkie Pie's hair explodes back into it's normal shape

>Twi:"Yeah! We could... watch some anime!!"

>PP:"Hmmm... I don't really know much about anime..."

>Twi:"That's okay! We can watch this anime I know you'll LOVE. It's called Bible Black."

>oh boy

>Twi:"I wanted to watch it with my anime club, but ANON said it was inappropriate."

>PP:"A cartoon can't be THAT inappropriate. Anon can be so silly sometimes. Did I ever tell you that he went to one of my orgies and DIDN'T want to have sex??"

>Twi:"*giggle* That's because he was dating me!"

>PP:"Oh yeah!"

>Twilight and Pinkie start rummaging through the anime DVDs

>you have no intention of sticking around

Hey Twi, I'm going to let you and Pinkie have fun without me. Sound good?

>Twi:"Oh... I wanted you to see Bible Black too..."

>...

>Twi:"But that's okay I guess. While you're out, can you buy me some Yu Gi Oh cards?"

Sure.

>Twi:"Make sure they're Mirrodin set boosters!"

Okay.

 

>before you leave, you wander around a bit in your new temporary home

>it's fucking huge

>tall ceilings everywhere

>you notice there's a library area

>you open the double doors to discover a beautiful room

>the wall on the south side is a huge window

>you can see Ponyville in the distance

>it's getting dark though

>the other walls are covered with ornately crafted bookshelves

>a lot of the books were cleared out

>you assume they were moved to Twilight's old place in Ponyville

>in the middle of the room is a gigantic hourglass

>it reminds you of Prince of Persia

>you wonder if there's magic sand in there

>it's a legit inquiry, you're in the unicorn capital after all

 

>just then, you hear a tap at the window

>it's Rainbow Dash

>she's talking

>you can't hear her

>you gesticulate that she should come in from another window

>you can't open a window-wall

>she seems to understand

>you start reading a little tome about magical historical figures while you wait

 

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>Rainbow Dash enters the library with a harrowing look on her face

What?

>RD:"I... um... *gulp* I was sneaking in and I saw Twilight and Pinkie watching an anime and... I've never seen something so disturbing."

Not even in the sex dungeon?

>RD:"Anon... you haven't even TRIED the sex dungeon. It's not that bad."

Well, I'm getting married. So, no.

>RD:"Yeah yeah yeah. Fuck you too."

So why are you here?

>RD:" I heard Pinkie Pie was throwing you a housewarming party. So here I am!"

Nop0ny showed up. So they just started watching anime. Do you want to go hang out?

>RD:"Sure! It's been a long time!"

Before we go anywhere cool, we have to go to the card shop and buy Twilight some Yu Gi Oh cards.

>RD:"*sigh*"

>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle

 

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>you arrive at Canterlot Cards and Games ltd

>RD:"C-could we go to a different one? Can't we just go to ponymart?"

Nah, Twilight said they had to be Mirrodin set boosters. That sounds too specific for ponymart.

>RD:"Are you sure?"

Twilight was pretty clear. What? You afraid to go into a cardshop?

>RD:"I'm a world-class celebrity. What if journalists see me go in here?"

And they haven't seen you go into several orgies? Face it, the gossip mags don't give a shit about you anymore.

>RD:"Thanks A LOT, Anon. I'll have you know that me and Soarin's relationship is all over the papers."

Congratz.

>RD:"Th-thanks."

>she blushes

>wingboners everywhere

>jesus christ, why?

 

>the shop has a musty smell

>there's an old woman over the counter

>"Welcome to Canterlot Cards and Games ltd. Can I help you tod-- OH MY CELESTIA! IT'S YOU!"

>RD:"Heh... yeah. It's um... me."

>"Rainbow Dash, right?!"

Yep! Pretty cool huh?

>"Get the heck out of my store!"

What?

>RD:"O-okay..."

>"You heard me! GET THE HECK OUT OF MY STORE!"

>RD:"I'm leaving!"

>"MOVE! GET THAT SHOPLIFTING WINGBONERING ASS OUT OF MY STORE!"

>Rainbow Dash's wingboner shrivels away and she sheepishly shuffles out of the store

 

Um... what? I think you're mistaking my friend for someone else.

>"Nope! That pony shoplifted thirty bits worth of Pokemon cards a couple years back."

Wait... really?

>the shop owner nods

Well, can I get some Mirrodin Yu Gi Oh set boosters?

>"Sure thing."

 

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>you make your purchase and leave the store

>Rainbow Dash is sitting on the curb

>you slap her across the top of her head

You steal Pokemon cards?

>RD:"It was a long time ago. Okay?"

Jesus Christ, get your shit together.

>RD:"It was a long time ago, IDIOT!"

>she smiles as she punches you in the stomach

>you deserved that

>RD:"Who is Jesus Christ, anyways?"

Human Celestia. Never mind that, lets get bar hopping.

>RD:"Right!"

 

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>You and Rainbow have a couple shots in you

>nothing serious

>you don't want to get completely blitzed, you have a purple horse to fuck later

>you don't want to get lost on your way home

>this isn't Manehatten

>there are no cabs in Canterlot

>although, it wouldn't be too hard to find your way around

>after all, you live in an apartment within the castle

>RD:"Sssso *gulp* Soarin'... heh... he's a better-- no he's AS GOOD as you in the bed *hic* but... he's wayyyyyyy more passsss -heheh passsive than you. Do you know what I'm talking aboutt??"

>maybe Rainbow is a little more blitzed than you

Yeah, I mean. Twilight is super passive too. It's fine I guess. We have some really passionate moments.

>RD:"HAHAHAhaha ahhh--- yeah me too *gulp* but... but... I wish he'd *giggle* I wish he's have a different O-face HAHAHhhhaha."

Heheheh What do you mean?

>RD:"He's like-- BLAGHH when he cums and it's so funny and I can't stop laughing and it always ruins the mood eheheheh."

I don't know, bro. Sounds like you were meant for each other.

>RD:"I guess you're right..."

>...

>RD:"I'll never tell."

What?

>RD:"I'll never tell ANYP0NY that we... you know... when you were dating Twilight. I don't-- listen man-- I don't want you to ever worry about that *hic*."

To be honest. After everything that's happened... I trust you. I trust that you would never do that.

>RD:"I... heheh I... Still love you."

I know. I love you too. But not that way.

>RD:"RIGHT! heheh... that's what I meant. I'm drunk give me a break!

>she blushes

>her wingboner comes back

>RD:"Darn it!"

>she's trying to push her feathers down with her hooves

It's only nature. I understand.

>RD:"Th-thanks..."

 

~~~END PART 32~~~