- Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 31
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- >today is the dark day
- >in some ways, it's a relief because you're no longer living with Rarity
- >but Twilight's house...
- >well, it won't last the afternoon
- >you've been helping Twilight pack her things all morning
- >more often than you should be, you approach Twilight with a book full of black-mold or you move a bookcase to discover a long forgotten apple-core
- >there was one particular thing you didn't show her though
- >while you were searching the attic, you came across a pile of feathers and the skeleton of an owl under a large tome
- >at appears as if its wing got stuck
- >you assume it's Owlicious' skeleton and you trash it as quick as possible
- >Twilight doesn't need any more sadness right now
- >the home she's lived in for almost a decade is about to be burnt to the ground
- >Twilight thinks Owlicious flew away, presumably getting bird poon
- >you'll let her persist in the fantasy for a while longer
- >sorry Owlicious
- >you go back downstairs
- >Luna is there with Twilight
- >apparently, Luna never went back to Canterlot after the anime club
- >she thought she was going to spend the night at the house
- >when she knocked and no one answered, she just gave up and went to the videostore
- >over breakfast, you asked Luna what she did with Pinkie Pie and friends
- >Luna, completely straight-faced, told you that she was practicing her pumpkin catapult technique
- >she's so full of shit
- >Luna:"Hello there, sexy subject! I was just about to open my..."
- >thunder and lightning
- >Luna:"DARK PORTAL!"
- >sounds sexy
- Where does it go?
- >Luna:"Your new abode! Well, it's Twilight's old abode before she lived here."
- Really!?
- >Twi:"*sigh* Yeah..."
- That sounds really interesting! I can't wait to see your old place, Twi."
- >Twi:"Really? It's just Canterlot."
- >Luna:"*Ahem*"
- Oh. Sorry Luna.
- >Luna:"The portal will go right into your foyer. You'll find that it's large enough for most of your things."
- That's a large foyer...
- >Twi:"Hmph... it doesn't have any soul..."
- >Luna:"Mares! Calm down."
- >you stand behind Twilight and tussle her mane
- Sorry.
- >Twi:"Anon! Don't! Ugh... nevermind..."
- >Twilight is really edgy today
- >you try to give her a little neck massage
- >she hesitantly she pushes you away
- >you give up trying to make her feel better
- >she's determined to be angry all day
- >you'll give her a little space
- >Spit:"Hey guys~!"
- Oh hey Spitfire. Wait... what?
- >Spit:"Oh? Twilight didn't tell you? I'm a little extra muscle you're hiring to move your stuff."
- I'm hiring?
- >Twi:"Just give her the money, Anon."
- *sigh* Okay, fine. You don't think I'm big and strong anymore. That's fine. I'll just--
- >Twi:"ANON! Stop teasing me!"
- >...
- >she's right, you were being a bit of a cunt
- >you pull out your wallet
- >Twilight's expression changes to worry and concern
- >Twi:"N-NO! Let me! Um... Let me give her the money!"
- What? Why?
- >you pull some bits of of your bag
- >Twi:"NO!"
- >she tackles you, knocking you over
- >out of your wallet slides two photographs
- >at first, you think, "FUCKING LUNA"
- >but then...
- >you get a closer look and see that they're both Twilight
- >she made you some amateur pornography
- >one is of her ass and the other is of her spreading her pussy apart
- >sexy
- >oh wait... you have company over
- >and they're both getting a good eyefull of the photos too
- >oh boy
- >Spitfire gets a wingboner
- WHY!?
- >Spit:"Y-yeah Twilight! Why would you do that?"
- NO! YOU! This is something I'd expect from Twilight. Why the wingboner?!
- >Spit:"I uh... you know about wingboners?"
- I dated a pegasus.
- >Spit:"Oh."
- >...
- Never mind. That's your business. Here's your cash. How much?
- >Twi:"I promised 5bits."
- >you give Spitfire her cash
- >Luna opens up a black portal
- >Luna:"Behold! My moon portal!"
- >moon portal
- >whatever
- >Spitfire begins hustling stuff to Twilight's old place in Canterlot
- >Twilight pulls you aside
- >Twi:"*gulp* D-do you really expect me to do... stuff like that? Am I that weird all the time?"
- I expect you to be a one of the most loving mares in all of Equestria.
- >Twi:"Anon... now you're just... saying things to... You know how to push my buttons!"
- >oh no, she's caught on!
- >Twi:"Anon! Stop being a flatterer for one measly little second and tell me the truth."
- >uhhh
- Twilight. You're... eclectic and weird and sexy and just... amazing.
- >Twi:"I told you to stop--"
- I'm serious. When I saw those pictures I thought about how sexy you were first and how thoughtful you were second.
- >Twi:"So you like them?"
- Well, duh! It's just... if I had any say in it, my wallet wasn't going to be the first place I put them.
- >Twi:"Oh... where would you put them?"
- That's a good question.
- >...
- I know. We should make a photo album. A sexy one.
- >Twi:"That we can show people?"
- What? No. For us. It'll hold all of our new memories together.
- >Twi:"Oh... that sounds..."
- >Twilight gets a far-off look in her eye
- >Twi:"That sounds great!"
- It doesn't have to just be for sexy pictures. We can put tame ones in there too.
- >Twi:"Right."
- Have you decided were we're going to go on our honeymoon yet? We'll probably take tons of pictures there.
- >Twi:"Um..."
- What?
- >Twi:"I thought the male was supposed to decide where we go on honeymoon..."
- Uh...
- >Twi:"*giggle* That's okay! We still have lots of time. Just remember, I want to get pregnant with your foal on our honeymoon."
- Riiiight...
- >Twi:"Oh! Keep it a secret from me! I want to be surprised."
- >fuck fuck fuck! You don't know of any great Spring destinations in Equestria!
- >Spit:"That all?"
- What?
- >Spit:"I moved everything in here. Is there anything else?"
- Jesus, that was fast!
- >Spit:"I used to do fast as a living, brah."
- Yeah, I think that was it. Right Twi?
- >Twilight nods her head
- >Spit:"Alright, sweet. I have to make a... business transaction behind the public library in a few minutes. See ya!"
- >Twi:"But this IS the library..."
- Are you about to make a drug deal behind our house?
- >Spit:"Uh..."
- >Luna is standing right there
- >you realize you may have given your newest employee over to the feds
- Of COURSE you're not going to make a drug deal. That would be RIDICULOUS!
- >Spit:"Heh... right..."
- >she jets the fuck out of there
- >Luna:"Smooth."
- >DAMN
- =======
- >The sun is setting
- >there's a knock on the door
- >they're here
- >pest control
- >in an orderly fashion, they evacuate you from the house
- >Twilight wants to watch it happen from an adjacent hill
- >she wants to watch her (not so) glorious house go down in a roaring blaze
- >as you make your way to the vantage point, you spot the pest control torch
- >you saw it before, when Rarity's place was burnt down
- >it's a large bronze torch, much like the one at the Olympics on Earth
- >except, this torch has a solid crystal case covering the flame
- >Tartarus flame doesn't require air
- >it has a blueish-green hue
- >it's supposed to negate the termite's magic and be able to kill them
- >it worked for Rarity's old place
- >you have no doubts that it won't work again
- >you sit down on the hill with Twilight
- >she lays on her back with her head in your lap
- >she looks, forlornly, at her house
- >no tears
- Twilight, are you okay?
- >Twi:"Yes."
- >...
- >Twi:"I'm not crying because I've shed all the tears I need to."
- >...
- >it was probably a quote from some obscure anime or something
- >you'll let it slide, as to not ruin the moment
- >pest control digs a small moat around the house and fills it with water
- >they're precise and, most of all, careful about the moat
- >when a Tartarus flame ignites something, it moves fast
- >the pest control crew is made up completely of Earthponies
- >legend dictates that since they have no magic, they won't be burned by Tartarus flames
- >no one has tested that particular theory in the history of ponykind
- >not even Twilight wants to try that science
- >the pest control crew activates the torch, opening a small opening in the crystal case
- >the flame shoots out, as if pressurized
- >Twilight's house is engulfed in seconds
- >as she watches, you comb your fingers through her mane to calm her
- >she never looked away and never shed a tear
- >she was ready to make new memories
- ~~~END PART 31~~~
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LW Spaghetti Sparkle 31 - The Library's Last Day
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