Title:           LW Spaghetti Sparkle 31 - The Library's Last Day
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/rQ42Gtd4
First Edit:      Monday 6th of August 2012 02:13:58 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 6th of August 2012 02:13:58 AM CDT

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 31
 
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>today is the dark day
>in some ways, it's a relief because you're no longer living with Rarity
>but Twilight's house...
>well, it won't last the afternoon
>you've been helping Twilight pack her things all morning
>more often than you should be, you approach Twilight with a book full of black-mold or you move a bookcase to discover a long forgotten apple-core
>there was one particular thing you didn't show her though
>while you were searching the attic, you came across a pile of feathers and the skeleton of an owl under a large tome
>at appears as if its wing got stuck
>you assume it's Owlicious' skeleton and you trash it as quick as possible
>Twilight doesn't need any more sadness right now
>the home she's lived in for almost a decade is about to be burnt to the ground
>Twilight thinks Owlicious flew away, presumably getting bird poon
>you'll let her persist in the fantasy for a while longer
>sorry Owlicious
 
>you go back downstairs
>Luna is there with Twilight
>apparently, Luna never went back to Canterlot after the anime club
>she thought she was going to spend the night at the house
>when she knocked and no one answered, she just gave up and went to the videostore
>over breakfast, you asked Luna what she did with Pinkie Pie and friends
>Luna, completely straight-faced, told you that she was practicing her pumpkin catapult technique
>she's so full of shit
 
>Luna:"Hello there, sexy subject! I was just about to open my..."
>thunder and lightning
>Luna:"DARK PORTAL!"
>sounds sexy
Where does it go?
>Luna:"Your new abode! Well, it's Twilight's old abode before she lived here."
Really!?
>Twi:"*sigh* Yeah..."
That sounds really interesting! I can't wait to see your old place, Twi."
>Twi:"Really? It's just Canterlot."
>Luna:"*Ahem*"
Oh. Sorry Luna.
>Luna:"The portal will go right into your foyer. You'll find that it's large enough for most of your things."
That's a large foyer...
>Twi:"Hmph... it doesn't have any soul..."
>Luna:"Mares! Calm down."
>you stand behind Twilight and tussle her mane
Sorry.
>Twi:"Anon! Don't! Ugh... nevermind..."
>Twilight is really edgy today
>you try to give her a little neck massage
>she hesitantly she pushes you away
>you give up trying to make her feel better
>she's determined to be angry all day
>you'll give her a little space
>Spit:"Hey guys~!"
Oh hey Spitfire. Wait... what?
>Spit:"Oh? Twilight didn't tell you? I'm a little extra muscle you're hiring to move your stuff."
I'm hiring?
>Twi:"Just give her the money, Anon."
*sigh* Okay, fine. You don't think I'm big and strong anymore. That's fine. I'll just--
>Twi:"ANON! Stop teasing me!"
>...
>she's right, you were being a bit of a cunt
>you pull out your wallet
>Twilight's expression changes to worry and concern
>Twi:"N-NO! Let me! Um... Let me give her the money!"
What? Why?
>you pull some bits of of your bag
>Twi:"NO!"
>she tackles you, knocking you over
>out of your wallet slides two photographs
>at first, you think, "FUCKING LUNA"
>but then...
>you get a closer look and see that they're both Twilight
>she made you some amateur pornography
>one is of her ass and the other is of her spreading her pussy apart
>sexy
>oh wait... you have company over
>and they're both getting a good eyefull of the photos too
>oh boy
>Spitfire gets a wingboner
WHY!?
>Spit:"Y-yeah Twilight! Why would you do that?"
NO! YOU! This is something I'd expect from Twilight. Why the wingboner?!
>Spit:"I uh... you know about wingboners?"
I dated a pegasus.
>Spit:"Oh."
>...
Never mind. That's your business. Here's your cash. How much?
>Twi:"I promised 5bits."
>you give Spitfire her cash
 
>Luna opens up a black portal
>Luna:"Behold! My moon portal!"
>moon portal
>whatever
>Spitfire begins hustling stuff to Twilight's old place in Canterlot
>Twilight pulls you aside
>Twi:"*gulp* D-do you really expect me to do... stuff like that? Am I that weird all the time?"
I expect you to be a one of the most loving mares in all of Equestria.
>Twi:"Anon... now you're just... saying things to... You know how to push my buttons!"
>oh no, she's caught on!
>Twi:"Anon! Stop being a flatterer for one measly little second and tell me the truth."
>uhhh
Twilight. You're... eclectic and weird and sexy and just... amazing.
>Twi:"I told you to stop--"
I'm serious. When I saw those pictures I thought about how sexy you were first and how thoughtful you were second.
>Twi:"So you like them?"
Well, duh! It's just... if  I had any say in it, my wallet wasn't going to be the first place I put them.
>Twi:"Oh... where would you put them?"
That's a good question.
>...
I know. We should make a photo album. A sexy one.
>Twi:"That we can show people?"
What? No. For us. It'll hold all of our new memories together.
>Twi:"Oh... that sounds..."
>Twilight gets a far-off look in her eye
>Twi:"That sounds great!"
It doesn't have to just be for sexy pictures. We can put tame ones in there too.
>Twi:"Right."
Have you decided were we're going to go on our honeymoon yet? We'll probably take tons of pictures there.
>Twi:"Um..."
What?
>Twi:"I thought the male was supposed to decide where we go on honeymoon..."
Uh...
>Twi:"*giggle* That's okay! We still have lots of time. Just remember, I want to get pregnant with your foal on our honeymoon."
Riiiight...
>Twi:"Oh! Keep it a secret from me! I want to be surprised."
>fuck fuck fuck! You don't know of any great Spring destinations in Equestria!
 
>Spit:"That all?"
What?
>Spit:"I moved everything in here. Is there anything else?"
Jesus, that was fast!
>Spit:"I used to do fast as a living, brah."
Yeah, I think that was it. Right Twi?
>Twilight nods her head
>Spit:"Alright, sweet. I have to make a... business transaction behind the public library in a few minutes. See ya!"
>Twi:"But this IS the library..."
Are you about to make a drug deal behind our house?
>Spit:"Uh..."
>Luna is standing right there
>you realize you may have given your newest employee over to the feds
Of COURSE you're not going to make a drug deal. That would be RIDICULOUS!
>Spit:"Heh... right..."
>she jets the fuck out of there
>Luna:"Smooth."
>DAMN
 
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>The sun is setting
>there's a knock on the door
>they're here
>pest control
>in an orderly fashion, they evacuate you from the house
>Twilight wants to watch it happen from an adjacent hill
>she wants to watch her (not so) glorious house go down in a roaring blaze
>as you make your way to the vantage point, you spot the pest control torch
>you saw it before, when Rarity's place was burnt down
>it's a large bronze torch, much like the one at the Olympics on Earth
>except, this torch has a solid crystal case covering the flame
>Tartarus flame doesn't require air
>it has a blueish-green hue
>it's supposed to negate the termite's magic and be able to kill them
>it worked for Rarity's old place
>you have no doubts that it won't work again
 
>you sit down on the hill with Twilight
>she lays on her back with her head in your lap
>she looks, forlornly, at her house
>no tears
Twilight, are you okay?
>Twi:"Yes."
>...
>Twi:"I'm not crying because I've shed all the tears I need to."
>...
>it was probably a quote from some obscure anime or something
>you'll let it slide, as to not ruin the moment
 
>pest control digs a small moat around the house and fills it with water
>they're precise and, most of all, careful about the moat
>when a Tartarus flame ignites something, it moves fast
>the pest control crew is made up completely of Earthponies
>legend dictates that since they have no magic, they won't be burned by Tartarus flames
>no one has tested that particular theory in the history of ponykind
>not even Twilight wants to try that science
 
>the pest control crew activates the torch, opening a small opening in the crystal case
>the flame shoots out, as if pressurized
>Twilight's house is engulfed in seconds
>as she watches, you comb your fingers through her mane to calm her
>she never looked away and never shed a tear
>she was ready to make new memories
 
~~~END PART 31~~~