Title:           LW Spaghetti Sparkle 29 - The Anime Club
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Wmb96nHV
First Edit:      Saturday 28th of July 2012 11:42:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 28th of July 2012 11:42:34 PM CDT

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 29
 
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>Twilight's a fucking mess
>well, relatively speaking
>the first ponyville anime club will be happening soon
>she's a nervous wreck
>your continued presence seems to calm her down
>but you promised to hang out with Rainbow Dash tonight halfway through the club meeting
>you haven't gone bar-hopping in ages!
>another thing that calms her down is the fact that there are confirmed guests
>Twilight has a list of them:
>Featherweight, Twinkleshine, Lemonhearts, Helia, Sea Swirl, Lightning Bolt, Shoeshine, Milky Way, Daisy, Snails, Fluttershy and Hoops
>the Diamond Dogs couldn't make it
>they're involved in a turf war with the neighboring Diamond Dog tribe
>it's probably for the best
>Rarity would have probably been fantastically racist toward them
>however, she wouldn't compare to how racist Twilight is toward black people
>even if she doesn't know it
 
>Twilight trots out of the bedroom
>she's wearing blue-white striped socks
Why.
>Twi:"I want to look my best, Anon."
You've never worn socks before.
>Twi:"Gotta try new things, Anon~"
>this mare HATES new things
Twilight, even if you wear sexy things, I'm not going to sit through the entire anime club.
>she's seething
>Twi:"Wait... you think this is sexy?"
Uhhhhh...
>code red, code red! We're on full alert! Watch your fucking mouth, Anon!
>Twi:"Fluttershy said that socks weren't your fetish, but Rainbow Dash said they were..."
>OF COURSE YOU LIED TO FLUTTERSHY
>Twi:"So...."
>Twilight brushes your leg with a hoof covered in delicious sock
>Twi:"Who was correct?"
I... uh...
>Twi:"Come on, Anon... I have to know who was correct so that I can--"
>Twilight rubs your crotch
>Twi:"Give them an A+."
>your penis has betrayed you
>Twi:"Eheheheh... I see..."
>you raise an eyebrow
>Twi:"Tonight... you can expect me to go full-baka on this thing."
>she winks
>Twilight is finally learning how to be (successfully) sexy
>you couldn't be prouder
>neither could your penis
 
>Twilight gets in front of the small crowd in her home and takes the mic
>more people showed up than anticipated
>Rainbow Dash, Snips, that one nerdy stallion, Sweetie Belle and all of the confirmed guests are here
>Twi:"A-alright! Uh... True fans of anime! There has been a lack of an anime club in ponyville for too long! I... I'm fixing that!"
>Twilight gets scattered applause
>Twi:"Tonight everyp0ny is going to watch..."
>Twilight shuffles through a greasy cardboard box
>Twi:"Uh..."
>she can't find it
>Twi:"Give me a second..."
>Twilight's expression goes from one of desperation to relief
>Twi:"FOUND IT!"
>she's holding up a copy of "Bible Black"
>she looks at it
>Twi:"OOps!! That WAS what I originally planned... but Anon told me not to do that so..."
>she shuffles around some more in the box
>Twi:"NARUTO!"
>applause
>Twi:"How many of you have seen the newest episode? Raise your hoof!"
>only two or three hooves are raised
>you raise your hand
>Twi:"ANON! You BAKA! I know you haven't seen it!"
>everyp0ny looks at you in the back
>Twi:"That's just my GAJIN boyfriend. Say "konichiwa", anime club."
>in a droning, bored sort of way,
>AnimeClub:"Konichiwa..."
>you wave
 
>Twi:"Okay! To start the anime club off right, we need to sing the pledge of allegiance to Japan."
>what?
>Twi:"Now, I couldn't FIND a pledge of allegiance to Japan in ALL of  the books and internet stuff on humans I had, so I did my best SCHOLARLY guess as to what it would be."
>oh no
>Snails:"B-but!"
>Twi:"Don't worry, I'm a scholar. Now, repeat after me--"
>and they did
>Twi:"I pledge allegiance to the flag of Japan and the animation studios upon which it stands, one nation under Ichigo, indivisible, with HONOR and jutsus for all."
>...
>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
 
>Twi:"Without further adieu, NARUTO!"
>the Naruto opening theme starts
>it's in Japanese, but there are subtitles
>the lyrics are about opening your kokoro
>(translator's note: kokoro means heart)
>you thought it may have meant pants
>but you have a dirty mind
>how could you not, being engaged to Twilight
 
>you had forgotten about it earlier, but one of the other reasons Twilight was such a mess was because you vetoed her first choice in programming
>apparently, Bible Black is a hardcore porno--
>Twilight would correct you, it's a --"hentai"--
>you saw a part where some lady was administering a forced enema on some other chick
>Twilight said it was a "fucking masterpiece"
>you don't doubt her, she rarely uses cursewords, but you convinced her that hardcore pornography was not the best choice to get people interested in anime
>as ususual you won that argument
>thank Celestia
>speaking of...
 
>Luna:"AM I LATE?!"
>Luna opens the front door with enough force to knock it off its rotten hinges
>fuck
>Luna:"Oops..."
You missed the Japanese pledge of allegiance.
>RD:"Yeah! It was HILAR-"
>you cover Rainbow Dash's stupid mouth
>Twi:"P-Princess Luna! I wasn't expecting you!"
>Luna:"Yes yes, pleasure to see you and all that, where do I sit?"
>Twi:"Um..."
>Snips:"Y-you can sit next to me P-princess!"
>Luna:"It would be a pleasure."
>Snips and Luna are sitting in the front row
>Luna is taller than all other ponies and is blocking the screen with her wavy hair
>Twi:"A-actually... um..."
>Luna:"What, noble subject?"
>Twilight sees you in the back
>Twi:"Nevermind!"
>...
Luna, could you sit in the back? Your hair is... well, it's fucking huge. No pony can see.
>Luna:"Oh! I'm sorry!"
>Twilight gallops away from her front-row seat to be with you
>she still has a tiny little insecurity about Luna trying to steal you away
>how cute
>ruins your plans of slipping out unnoticed though
 
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>the episode starts
>Naruto walks out of his mansion
>he's vice-hokage now
>all of his super cool ninja stuff has been replaced with paperwork and a tie
>he wears a bright orange three-piece suit to the ninja-whitehouse
>Naruto is going through a midlife crisis
>his wife, Hinatia has just revealed that she was actually a transgendered M2F
>she got surgery to get rid of the penis and everything
>last episode, he snapped and beat her up because of this and his ninja-post-traumatic-stress Disorder
>sometimes he thinks about ending it all with his ninja-9mm pistol he hides in his suitcase
 
>Naruto begins his inner monologue
>Nar:"Ninjas... have changed..."
>Naruto uses his Hexo-mega-teleportation flash-jutsu technique to teleport to the ninja-middle-east
>Nar:"War is no longer about ninja skills. It's only about proxy battles between mercenary corporations trying to gain control of the ninja-patriots."
>Naruto sneaks up inside a blown out ninja-arab building
>he opens his suitcase
>he pulls out the ninja-9mm
>he sticks it in his mouth
>Sas:"Naruto! Yo,dog! What you doin'?"
>Nar:"OH!"
>he hides the ninja-9mm away
>Nar:"I was just thinking about life, my good friend Sasuke."
>Sas:"Home slice... I know what you mean. I've been thinking, dog. I need to tell you something you may not believe."
>Nar:"I'll... believe it."
(the anime club goes fucking wild)
>Sas:"I'm actually ninja-african-american."
>Sasuke uses a ninja spell to dispel his white skin facade
>Sas:"bet you neva guessed, mah niggah."
 
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>you need to get the fuck out of here
>you whisper
Rainbow Dash, let's go.
>RD:"Wait wait wait... fifteen more minutes..."
*sigh*
 
~~~END CHAPTER 29~~~