LW Spaghetti Sparkle 29 - The Anime Club

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 29

 

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>Twilight's a fucking mess

>well, relatively speaking

>the first ponyville anime club will be happening soon

>she's a nervous wreck

>your continued presence seems to calm her down

>but you promised to hang out with Rainbow Dash tonight halfway through the club meeting

>you haven't gone bar-hopping in ages!

>another thing that calms her down is the fact that there are confirmed guests

>Twilight has a list of them:

>Featherweight, Twinkleshine, Lemonhearts, Helia, Sea Swirl, Lightning Bolt, Shoeshine, Milky Way, Daisy, Snails, Fluttershy and Hoops

>the Diamond Dogs couldn't make it

>they're involved in a turf war with the neighboring Diamond Dog tribe

>it's probably for the best

>Rarity would have probably been fantastically racist toward them

>however, she wouldn't compare to how racist Twilight is toward black people

>even if she doesn't know it

 

>Twilight trots out of the bedroom

>she's wearing blue-white striped socks

Why.

>Twi:"I want to look my best, Anon."

You've never worn socks before.

>Twi:"Gotta try new things, Anon~"

>this mare HATES new things

Twilight, even if you wear sexy things, I'm not going to sit through the entire anime club.

>she's seething

>Twi:"Wait... you think this is sexy?"

Uhhhhh...

>code red, code red! We're on full alert! Watch your fucking mouth, Anon!

>Twi:"Fluttershy said that socks weren't your fetish, but Rainbow Dash said they were..."

>OF COURSE YOU LIED TO FLUTTERSHY

>Twi:"So...."

>Twilight brushes your leg with a hoof covered in delicious sock

>Twi:"Who was correct?"

I... uh...

>Twi:"Come on, Anon... I have to know who was correct so that I can--"

>Twilight rubs your crotch

>Twi:"Give them an A+."

>your penis has betrayed you

>Twi:"Eheheheh... I see..."

>you raise an eyebrow

>Twi:"Tonight... you can expect me to go full-baka on this thing."

>she winks

>Twilight is finally learning how to be (successfully) sexy

>you couldn't be prouder

>neither could your penis

 

>Twilight gets in front of the small crowd in her home and takes the mic

>more people showed up than anticipated

>Rainbow Dash, Snips, that one nerdy stallion, Sweetie Belle and all of the confirmed guests are here

>Twi:"A-alright! Uh... True fans of anime! There has been a lack of an anime club in ponyville for too long! I... I'm fixing that!"

>Twilight gets scattered applause

>Twi:"Tonight everyp0ny is going to watch..."

>Twilight shuffles through a greasy cardboard box

>Twi:"Uh..."

>she can't find it

>Twi:"Give me a second..."

>Twilight's expression goes from one of desperation to relief

>Twi:"FOUND IT!"

>she's holding up a copy of "Bible Black"

>she looks at it

>Twi:"OOps!! That WAS what I originally planned... but Anon told me not to do that so..."

>she shuffles around some more in the box

>Twi:"NARUTO!"

>applause

>Twi:"How many of you have seen the newest episode? Raise your hoof!"

>only two or three hooves are raised

>you raise your hand

>Twi:"ANON! You BAKA! I know you haven't seen it!"

>everyp0ny looks at you in the back

>Twi:"That's just my GAJIN boyfriend. Say "konichiwa", anime club."

>in a droning, bored sort of way,

>AnimeClub:"Konichiwa..."

>you wave

 

>Twi:"Okay! To start the anime club off right, we need to sing the pledge of allegiance to Japan."

>what?

>Twi:"Now, I couldn't FIND a pledge of allegiance to Japan in ALL of  the books and internet stuff on humans I had, so I did my best SCHOLARLY guess as to what it would be."

>oh no

>Snails:"B-but!"

>Twi:"Don't worry, I'm a scholar. Now, repeat after me--"

>and they did

>Twi:"I pledge allegiance to the flag of Japan and the animation studios upon which it stands, one nation under Ichigo, indivisible, with HONOR and jutsus for all."

>...

>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle

 

>Twi:"Without further adieu, NARUTO!"

>the Naruto opening theme starts

>it's in Japanese, but there are subtitles

>the lyrics are about opening your kokoro

>(translator's note: kokoro means heart)

>you thought it may have meant pants

>but you have a dirty mind

>how could you not, being engaged to Twilight

 

>you had forgotten about it earlier, but one of the other reasons Twilight was such a mess was because you vetoed her first choice in programming

>apparently, Bible Black is a hardcore porno--

>Twilight would correct you, it's a --"hentai"--

>you saw a part where some lady was administering a forced enema on some other chick

>Twilight said it was a "fucking masterpiece"

>you don't doubt her, she rarely uses cursewords, but you convinced her that hardcore pornography was not the best choice to get people interested in anime

>as ususual you won that argument

>thank Celestia

>speaking of...

 

>Luna:"AM I LATE?!"

>Luna opens the front door with enough force to knock it off its rotten hinges

>fuck

>Luna:"Oops..."

You missed the Japanese pledge of allegiance.

>RD:"Yeah! It was HILAR-"

>you cover Rainbow Dash's stupid mouth

>Twi:"P-Princess Luna! I wasn't expecting you!"

>Luna:"Yes yes, pleasure to see you and all that, where do I sit?"

>Twi:"Um..."

>Snips:"Y-you can sit next to me P-princess!"

>Luna:"It would be a pleasure."

>Snips and Luna are sitting in the front row

>Luna is taller than all other ponies and is blocking the screen with her wavy hair

>Twi:"A-actually... um..."

>Luna:"What, noble subject?"

>Twilight sees you in the back

>Twi:"Nevermind!"

>...

Luna, could you sit in the back? Your hair is... well, it's fucking huge. No pony can see.

>Luna:"Oh! I'm sorry!"

>Twilight gallops away from her front-row seat to be with you

>she still has a tiny little insecurity about Luna trying to steal you away

>how cute

>ruins your plans of slipping out unnoticed though

 

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>the episode starts

>Naruto walks out of his mansion

>he's vice-hokage now

>all of his super cool ninja stuff has been replaced with paperwork and a tie

>he wears a bright orange three-piece suit to the ninja-whitehouse

>Naruto is going through a midlife crisis

>his wife, Hinatia has just revealed that she was actually a transgendered M2F

>she got surgery to get rid of the penis and everything

>last episode, he snapped and beat her up because of this and his ninja-post-traumatic-stress Disorder

>sometimes he thinks about ending it all with his ninja-9mm pistol he hides in his suitcase

 

>Naruto begins his inner monologue

>Nar:"Ninjas... have changed..."

>Naruto uses his Hexo-mega-teleportation flash-jutsu technique to teleport to the ninja-middle-east

>Nar:"War is no longer about ninja skills. It's only about proxy battles between mercenary corporations trying to gain control of the ninja-patriots."

>Naruto sneaks up inside a blown out ninja-arab building

>he opens his suitcase

>he pulls out the ninja-9mm

>he sticks it in his mouth

>Sas:"Naruto! Yo,dog! What you doin'?"

>Nar:"OH!"

>he hides the ninja-9mm away

>Nar:"I was just thinking about life, my good friend Sasuke."

>Sas:"Home slice... I know what you mean. I've been thinking, dog. I need to tell you something you may not believe."

>Nar:"I'll... believe it."

(the anime club goes fucking wild)

>Sas:"I'm actually ninja-african-american."

>Sasuke uses a ninja spell to dispel his white skin facade

>Sas:"bet you neva guessed, mah niggah."

 

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>you need to get the fuck out of here

>you whisper

Rainbow Dash, let's go.

>RD:"Wait wait wait... fifteen more minutes..."

*sigh*

 

~~~END CHAPTER 29~~~