LW Spaghetti Sparkle 28 - Menthol Pony

Living With Spaghetti Sparkle 28

 

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>fucking bullshit

>Twilight is such a goddamn bullshitter

>that lazy shit is forcing you to go to the grocery store for her

>she says she's "too sore" to move

>you didn't rut her THAT hard after the blowjob

 

>to get back at her, you "altered" the grocery list

>no pocky

>no ramune

>no Top Ramen

>grass and veggies only

>final destination

>you also took Rainbow Dash with you

>she knows about all the healthy stuff for ponies

 

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>you feel kind of guilty every time you go to ponymart

>when you first arrived in Equestria, they had a full-blown farmer's market

>Applejack speaks fondly of those days

>but after you arrived and told them about suburban Earth, they abandoned the market model for a more Wal-mart-esque paradigm

>a fucking shame

>RD:"What's up, Anon?"

Wh-what?

>RD:"Oh, you just looked distant. Thinking about last night?"

WHAT?

>RD:"*giggle* Twilight brags about it EVERY TIME you two do it."

Did she text you or something?

>RD:"Yep. With your phone."

No fucking...

>you pull out your phone

>sure enough

>a text conversation of...

258 replies??!!

>RD:"She keeps wanting to know what will make you feel best. I keep telling her you're not picky."

No shit.

>RD:"*giggle* --Oh Anon! Don't pick that grass. That brand is trash. Here."

>Rainbow plops a bag of gourmet grass into your cart

239 Bits?!

>RD:"Duh. You get what you pay for."

I'm not paying for this.

>you give her a look

>the look she could never resist

>RD:"*sigh* FINE. I'll pay for it."

Than--

>RD:"But JUST the grass."

Thanks.

 

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>you finish shopping and you arrive at the counter

>the pony checking you out is a pinkish-violet mare

>you've met her before, but you don't remember where

>you're afraid to bring it up whenever you visit ponymart

>she looks hung-over today

>RD:"Hey Fruit Punch!"

>BP:"BERRY Punch."

>RD:"That's not what I saw at the last Grand Galloping Gala~"

>BP:"I was drunk."

>RD:"Doesn't matter~ You. Kissed. A. Mare."

>BP:"It was actually three years ago."

>RD:"Really?! Hm... time does fly-- OH! Riiight... me and Anon were dating then."

>BP:"You're not dating anymore?

>RD:"Psssshhh! Get a load of this mare! So behind on the times."

I'm dating Twilight Sparkle these days. Actually, we're getting married. These groceries are for her.

>BP:"This doesn't look like her usual stuff. All... too healthy."

Well, we want to have a foal at some point in the future so I gotta make sure she's healthy.

>BP:"Oh. So you won't need these?"

>Berry Punch puts a pack of cigarettes on the counter

>it's a pack of menthol 'Newponies'

What? Fuck no. Twilight doesn't smoke.

>BP:"Yeah, she does. She buys these every time she comes in."

>interdasting

 

>you're almost home

>Rainbow Dash is helping you carry groceries

>what a bro

>RD:"Don't worry, Anon. I'm 100% sure Twilight doesn't smoke."

How?

>RD:"I spied on you two for weeks, remember?"

Oh. Right.

 

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>Rainbow helps you put all the groceries on the counter

>RD:"I'll catch you later. Twilight said that we could leave the inaugural Ponyville anime-club early to catch some drinks, right?

Oh yeah. That's tonight...

>you rub your eyes

Yeah, but she wasn't happy about it. Apparently, there was some new big reveal in the newest Nurutu episode. She gave me a lot of shit about it.

>RD:"Naruto."

Whatever.

>Rainbow Dash leaves through the window

>you go in the bedroom

>Twilight's there

>she's drawing anime pictures in her notebook while laying in bed

>the computer is on

>you didn't turn the computer on

Twilight, you were too sore to get up, but you could turn the computer on?

>Twi:"Well, it's only a one meter and 34 centimeters away. It's not TOO big of a strain on my sore vagina."

>damn. You'll get this mare... you just need MORE EVIDENCE.

 

>you look at the computer screen

>it's her deviantART

>as usual

>but wait

>there's racist shit EVERYWHERE

What the fuck, Twi?

>Twi:"What?"

Why did you draw a bunch of racist shit. Jesus... there's like 4 dudes with blackface on your page...

 

http://i.imgur.com/A4RJL.png

 

>Twi:"ANON! That's SASUKE. He just revealed in the newest episode of Naruto Shippanden that he was actually AFRICAN AMERICAN all along. He just hid it with ninja jutsus because he was afraid of racism."

THIS is racist.

>Twi:"NO!"

No no no. Listen to me. This is fucking racist. Watermelon? Bling? Are you fucking kidding me? Is Saspook in Detroit in that picture?

>Twi:"It's SASUKE... and yes."

>Twilight looks really defensive

*Sigh*

>it's not worth arguing over

>who's going to get offended anyway?

>you're the only human

Okay. It's not TOO racist it's just--

>Twi:"I might have... traced some of those pictures."

Oh.

>Twi:"I know that's plagiarism. And I know what they say about that in school. But... I was just so excited about Sasuke revealing a secret like that. It was like... we're similar.

How did you arrive at that?

>Twi:"Well... I'm different because I love you and... we're going to have problems because we love each other but... I don't care! I want everyone to know! Sasuke is just like that. He knew he would get racially profiled by the ninja police, but he revealed it anyways because it's who he is."

>this is so dumb but so cute at the same time

*Sigh* Can you just promise me you won't upload any more Saspook?

>Twi:"SASUKE!"

Okay sorry.

>Twi:"I'm working on one more picture right now. After that one I won't do any more, okay?"

Okay great.

 

>you decide to come right out and ask

Twilight, do you smoke?

>Twi:"L-like r-reefer?"

No, like cigarettes. Menthol cigarettes.

>Twi:"O-oh... that. Um... when I was trying to... uh."

It's okay. I still love you.

>Twi:"No I don't smoke it's just... when I was trying to get you to notice me... I..."

What?

>Twilight is fidgeting in bed

>Twi:"I knew you liked to smoke reefer with Rainbow Dash and I thought that smoking cigarettes would be good practice..."

But Berry Punch said you buy them all the time.

>Twi:"Th-that's just because... *gulp* when I first bought them... Berry said it was weird that I chose menthols because usually zebras only buy them... *sigh* So I said that Newponies were my brand and that I smoked all the time. Now every time I go to ponymart she askes if I want the regular and I have to say yes because then she'll know that I lied and oh gosh Anon I'm so sorry!"

>Twilight jumps out of bed and gallops over to her desk drawer

>she opens it to reveal dozens of unopened Newponies cigarette packs

Isn't that painful?

>Twi:"What?"

Jumping out of bed and running around with that poor sore vagina.

>Twi:"DARN!"

>SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

 

~~~END PART 28~~~