Title:           LW Spaghetti Sparkle 26 - Meaty Intervention
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/HaP3PFjY
First Edit:      Saturday 30th of June 2012 11:07:06 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 30th of June 2012 11:07:06 PM CDT

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 26
 
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>it's been a month and a half since the Running of the Leaves
>Rarity has been living with you ever since
>sometimes she acts like a princess, but Twilight blows it out of proportion
>before going to sleep every night, you hear Twilight complain and bitch about Rarity
>It's getting quite irritating
>Rarity's disgust toward your engagement has also become more and more apparent every day
>even Twilight is starting to pick up on her signals
>that's saying something
 
>what has also become apparent is the new blossoming friendship between Sweetie Belle and Twilight
>they talk about everything
>sometimes, Twilight doesn't tell you what they were talking about!
>you don't like what they could be planning
>Twilight plotting with Pinkie Pie is dangerous, but two plotting unicorns?
>what dark arts have they been perfecting?
>what future dangers will you penis endure?
>could Sweetie Belle convince Twilight that dragon penises are superior?
>she seems to rave about them every chance she gets
>you shudder at the thought
 
>speaking of dark arts
>Twilight has mostly perfected her meat spells in the one and a half months she's been practicing
>whenever she uses it, it doesn't conjure a beast from the unknown realms that is a blend of animals
>instead, it's just a pig corpse
>an elderly pig's corpse
>good enough at the moment
>to celebrate her new spell, Twilight is throwing a banquet!
>a meat banquet!
>it's just going to be you, Twilight, Rarity, Sweetie Belle and Rainbow Dash
>Spike is out in Canterlot for the weekend
>he knows...
>he knows about... Ponyville's first anime club
>he escaped in time
>you did not
>you have been seduced by the purple weeaboo
>there was never any hope of escape
>she's far too cute
 
>of course, this entire banquet is a cover
>it's really an intervention for Rarity
>you and Twilight--with some help from The Dash--are going to try to convince Rarity that your engagement with Twilight is legit
>Sweetie Belle will be there too
>she's a... non-ponyfucker-type as well
>that'll help
>you guess
 
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>you're waiting in the living room for Rainbow Dash to arrive
>Twi:"She's fifteen minutes late."
Dash has never been punctual.
>Twi:"I know! We've been friends for longer than you've been in Equestria."
Sometimes I forget that.
>Rar:"Is she here yet? I'm quite famished."
>SB:"Yeah! I want to try some MEAT!"
>Rar:"No! Absolutely not! A lady has no business eating... *bleh* meat..."
>SB:"You're NOT the BOSS of me!"
>Rar:"Is that why our parents have me look after you when you're not acting?"
>SB:"I don't even... I don't know WHY they do that..."
>Rar:"Simple. You're young and reckless. You're in a profession that is... crude. Somep0ny has to look out for you darling."
>SB:"You mean, like drugs?"
>Rar:"Um... yes! And other unladylike things."
>SB:"Like having sex with stallions?"
>Rarity turns beet red
>Rar:"... Exactly."
>SB:"Oh..."
>she looks downcast
>SB:"Well it's a good thing I don't have sex with stallions!"
>now she's wearing a bright sunny smile
>Rar:"Heh heh... not yet anyway."
>with the biggest grin, Sweetie performs the most exaggerated shrug you've ever seen
>Twi:"*giggle*"
>*knock* *knock*
>Twi:"*gasp* She's here!"
>you look out the window
Actually, they're here.
 
>Twilight opens the door (now fixed)
>Twi:"O-oh... hello Soarin' and Rainbow Dash."
>RD:"Hey! We eating meat tonight or what?"
>Twi:"I'll try... for Anon's sake."
>Rainbow barges in
>Soar:"H-hey Twilight!"
>Twilight gingerly waves a hoof
>Soar:"L-last time I saw you you were--"
Do you want to come in?
>Soar:"O-oh yeah..."
>he shuffles in
>Soar:"So yeah... last time I saw you was when you were in heat at the hospital and--"
>Twi:"But I saw you at the Running of the Leaves!"
>Soar:"Really?"
>Twi:"Yeah! You were helping Rainbow Dash. It was so cute! It wasn't cute enough to prevent me from winning... 65th PLACE!"
>Soar:"Oh! Well then, I think you understand that Rainbow Dash is my mare and I don't really... dig you. I'm sorry! I know you thought I was... well... I could SMELL it and--"
Stop right there. Are you... shooting down my fiancee?
>Soar:"Fiancee? What? I... what?"
>Twi:"I'm getting shot down?"
>Soar:"Yeah! I'm sorry... I just don't find you attractive!"
>Twi:"Oh. That's okay! Me neither."
Rainbow! You didn't tell your coltfriend about us? Your friends?
>RD:"I thought it was funnier this way. Besides, don't let Soarin' fool you. He had awkward boners all the time while we were in the hospital. I'm fairly sure your scent had something to do with 80% of them."
>Soar:"HEY! it was hard to-- you have no idea--"
>RD:"It sure was hard."
>SB:"*giggle*"
>Soar:"Sweetie Belle! I had no idea you'd be here."
>Rar:"You know this stallion?"
>SB:"Yeah. I worked on a movie with him once."
>Soar:"We uh... kissed."
>...
>Soar:"ON SCREEN! It was for the movie!"
>fucking spaghetti soarin'
 
>you all sit down for a nice pork dinner
>there's some pie for dessert
>Soarin' is pretty psyched about that
>Soar:"I can't wait for the cream pie!"
>Twi:"Me neither~"
>Sweetie Belle busts a gut, laughing
>Rar:"What's so funny? I'm looking forward to the cream pie too."
>SB:"HAHAHA! N-Never mind it's just... It's just a joke Twilight told me once that I just remembered."
>Rar:"Wow! Sounds like a real... um... hoot and a half as Applejack would say. Why don't you share it with us darling?"
>Twi:"Uh..."
>RD:"Don't be shy! Jokes are fun! I love fun things."
>...
>Twi:"What is the similarity between Orichimaru and the Nintendo Wii?"
>...
>Twi:"Little boys turn them on."
>...
 
>after dinner is finished, the ponies begin to try the meat
>Rainbow Dash grabs a porkchop with her hooves and fumbles with it a little before taking a huge bite
>she courageously chews the pork with a determined look on her face
>everyp0ny is staring at her
>Rainbow Dash has no stage-fright
>but she is visibly disgusted
>*gulp*
>RD:"*huff* *huff* It tastes like blood and death."
Oh come on! I cooked all the blood out of there. That's the driest porkchop I've ever witnessed.
>RD:"*spit* This is fucking metal Anon. You're awesome for eating this every day back on earth."
>while nop0ny is looking, Sweetie Belle takes a bite
>Rar:"No!"
>Sweetie Belle instantly regrets it
>her face turns blue and she rushes for the bathroom
>Rar:"I told her... hmph."
 
>Twi:"I'm scared."
You don't have to if you don't want to.
>Twi:"No. I'll try it. I want to try what you love. I want to understand you."
>Twilight's horn glows
>she's lifting the porkchop to her face
>she looks both ways
>as it inches toward her mouth, you see the edge of the porkchop blossom with foliage
>before you can register it, it's gone into Twilight's mouth
>it appears as if she's enjoying the shit out of that porkchop
>that cheater
>she finishes the entire thing, bones and all
>Twi:"Wow! Delicious! Anon, you sure are a good judge of taste!"
>everyp0ny is shocked but you
>Soarin' is pigging out on the cream pie in the corner
 
>Rar:"Curse you Soarin'! I was looking forward to that cream pie!"
>everyone is giggling
>Rar:"What? Aren't you upset he's hogging all of the cream pies to himself?"
>Twi:"Nah. I'm good."
>SB:"PFHH! Yeah!"
*ahem* Rarity. We've gathered here today to try meat. But there is also another reason. This is an intervention.
>Rar:"Huh? I quit alcohol."
No. Not that.
>Rar:"What?"
>Twi:"I can tell you're not okay with me and Anon getting married. Why?"
>Rar:"Wha-whaaat?"
Oh don't play dumb. You said I was disgusting and shit way back at the engagement party.
>Rar:"Oh... that. Well, I'm sorry if you took it the wrong way. I do not have a problem with you and Twilight getting married."
>Twi:"Really?"
>Rar:"No. I was just very stressed around that time and I... I still am. I'm sorry I've been on edge while we've been living together. I haven't been much of a friend and I'm sorry. it's just that I have these... issues I need to work out. Maybe I just need some peace and quiet."
>bullshit
>she looks over at Soarin' eating cream pie on the floor like a dog
>Rar:"That's not helping. Stop it you rogue."
 
~~~END PART 26~~~