Title:           LW Spaghetti Sparkle 25 - Half-Decade Fling
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/M2sXrmVu
First Edit:      Tuesday 26th of June 2012 01:17:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 26th of June 2012 01:17:00 PM CDT

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 25
 
Previous Chapters:
http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
 
LW/Spaghetti Sparkle is an interactive story. Check it out here:
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>Twilight is in shock
>hell, so are you!
>Spike:"Th-THEY WERE INVISIBLE?!"
>SB:"Yep~? I saw them."
>Spike:"So... when the door opened?"
>SB:"It was them!"
>you're chowing down on meatballs
>Twilight is grasping for words but can't manage
>you imagine this is much harder for Twilight to grasp
>she's known Sweetie Belle since she was a filly and she raised Spike since he was a hatchling
>Twilight is about to find the words she's looking for, but not before you grab a handful of spaghetti and toss it into your maw
>Twi:"SPIKE! DID YOU USE PROTECTION?"
>Sweetie Belle bursts into laughter
>Twi:"Wha-- What?!"
>Spike:"We aren't the same species. I can't get a pony pregnant! Just like you and Anon."
>Twi:"OH... YEAH! I'm just... really shocked. Can you blame me?"
No. Not really.
>Twi:"By the WAY, Spike."
>she says with contempt
>Twi:"Anon CAN get me pregnant. I did the science. It's only a matter of time before he's no longer sterile."
>SB:"Does he cum inside when you do it?"
>Spike:"SWEET CELESITA, Sweetie! Calm down."
>Twi:"*giggle*... yes. It's..."
>Twilight has this look on her face
>it's as if you came inside her womb at this very minute
>Twi:"*sigh* It's the best..."
>SB:"I KNOW, RIGHT?"
>oh no
>Sweetie Belle pulls Spike close
>SB:"Well, you could NEVER know. Spike's... stuff... is quite hot. Magma hot I would guess."
>Twi:"I tried a magma marehood spell once!"
>SB:"ME TOO! In fact, we used it just now~"
>Twi:"Anon didn't like it."
>SB:"Well, DUH. He doesn't have a dragon dick!"
Thank god for that.
>Spike:"Hey!"
 
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>the sex conversation between Twilight and Sweetie Belle went on and on while Inuyasha played in the background
>apparently, unicorns who fuck things of a different species are a rarity
>they talked about sex spell mechanics that wen way over your head
>Spike sat next to you and pretended to watch the insipid mess of a television show
>it was awkward
>for him at least
>you like to fuck with the little guy
Fucking your mom is pretty cool.
>Spike:"P-please..."
Or is she more of a sister? Anywho, I took her virginity twice. Did I tell you that story?
>Spike:"Please no."
Twilight is a bit of a worrywart. She perceives imperfections in our relationship and tries to fix them with magic, yadda yadda yadda, I'm in the bathtub making Twilight bleed out her snatch.
>Spike:"Oh..."
I felt so bad about it that Twilight conjured up a magic fleshlight or some shit. It interacted with her real vagina and it made her feel good. I'm not sure exactly how it worked, but that's unicorns for ya. Having a magic marefriend is weird. I'm sure you know that feel, huh?
>Spike:"Yes."
Oh come on. You're what? Seventeen? You should love to talk about all this shit.
>Spike:"I'm eighteen."
How old is Sweetie Belle?
>Spike:"She's seventeen, but she'll turn eighteen soon. All of the gossip mags are going to cover it."
>Twi:"ANON! Quit torturing Spike!"
Whaaaaat? No! I'm not torturing Spike.
>SB:"His face says different. Come here Spike."
>Spike:"*sigh*"
>he walks over to the two mares
>Twi:"You too Anon."
*sigh*
 
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>you're all sitting at the kitchen table
>Twilight re-heated the tea
>you take a sip
>YUCK
>hay flavor
>Twi:"Anon, Spike."
>you both nod
>SB:"Me and Twilight were thinking. How about we go on a double date?"
I guess that's fine.
>Spike:"NO!"
>SB:"Hmph."
>...
>Twi:"E-either way. I think it's great that we're all friends. I always wanted to be couples friends with somep0nies!"
Why do you want to keep your relationship secret Spike?
>Sweetie Belle looks concerned
>SB:"Um... we don't..."
>Spike:"It's complicated."
>...
>Twi:"S-Spike! I am your m-mother and you will tell me th-this instant!"
>the spaghetti is coming again, but this time you have the advantage of a plate
>you stick the plate under Twilight's horn and collect the delicious pasta and meatballs for later consumption
 
>Spike:"*sigh* Fine... I--"
>SB:"He THINKS he doesn't love me."
>Spike:"But I don't."
>SB:"You've been SAYING that for over HALF A DECADE."
>Spike:"That first time, I was just helping you with your first heat after the wedding. I've just been helping you ever since."
>SB:"Is that why YOU initiated today? (And the last 12 times I might add)."
>Spike:"You're in heat. I saw you needed it."
>SB:"*gasp*I am NOT in heat!"
>Spike:"Yeah you are! Don't even try to pretend."
>SB:"It's NOT EVEN SPRING."
>Spike:"That didn't stop Twilight! I saw her walking around town in full blown heat a few weeks ago! It's fall!"
>SB:"Oh! So you go around sniffing your mom's marehood huh?"
>Spike:"That's..."
To be fair, she does make it pretty obvious.
>Twi:"That's true. I don't try to hide my lust for Anon."
>SB:"You stay out of this!"
>...
>SB:"I forgot what I was going to say."
>Spike:"I love Rarity."
>SB:"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU."
You don't sound too honest there, Spike.
>SB:"How many times has Rarity sucked your dick, huh? None? How many times has she even seen it?"
>Spike:"Lots."
>SB:"Does she worship it like I do? No? What's that? She regards it with cold indifference? Yeah, I think my sister is gay. How can ANYP0NY resist it?"
I think you're projecting a bit Sweetie Belle.
>Twi:"Yeah. I think dragon penises are gross!"
>...
>Twilight didn't sound honest AT ALL
>you look at your fiancee
>she whispers in your ear,
>Twi:"Okay. You caught me, but I like your dick way more."
>now she's sounding honest
Spike, I think you need to drop the Rarity thing. I mean, look at this mare.
>you point at Sweetie Belle
She's a movie star.
>a shitty one, but whatever
>Sweetie Belle hoarsely whispers at you in a fashion that everyone can hear,
>SB:"I'm also a model!"
Exactly. What are you, retarded?
>Spike:"But we're just fuck-buddies..."
Not according to her. Am I right?
>Sweetie Belle nods enthusiastically
See? She wants to take it to the next level.
>Twilight slaps Spike across the face
>Twi:"Stop being a baka."
 
>Spike:"Okay... I guess..."
>Sweetie Belle jumps out of her chair and tackles Spike to the ground
>SB:"YES!"
>her voice cracked
>Spike:"When are we gonna... tell?"
>Sweetie Belle puts a hoof to her mouth in thought
>SB:"Hmmmm... I know! How about at my eighteenth birthday!"
>Spike:"December 14th?"
>SB:"See? You even know my birthday! You DO care!?"
>they kiss
 
>Twilight looks longingly into your eyes
>you brohoof your fiancee
>Twi:"Can we finish Inuyasha now? I'm interested to see what happens to Kagomee and the seven sensual crystals of regret and darkness."
Yeah. I think we can veg out for a while.
>Twi:"What do YOU think will happen to Kagomee when she finds the crystals?"
She'll... regret it?'
>she gigglesnorts
 
~~~END PART 25~~~
 
Spaghetti Sparkle's Perspective:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/long-day-311280521
Lead-in to Chapter 26:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/#/d55htg4