LW Spaghetti Sparkle 25 - Half-Decade Fling

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 25

 

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>Twilight is in shock

>hell, so are you!

>Spike:"Th-THEY WERE INVISIBLE?!"

>SB:"Yep~♥ I saw them."

>Spike:"So... when the door opened?"

>SB:"It was them!"

>you're chowing down on meatballs

>Twilight is grasping for words but can't manage

>you imagine this is much harder for Twilight to grasp

>she's known Sweetie Belle since she was a filly and she raised Spike since he was a hatchling

>Twilight is about to find the words she's looking for, but not before you grab a handful of spaghetti and toss it into your maw

>Twi:"SPIKE! DID YOU USE PROTECTION?"

>Sweetie Belle bursts into laughter

>Twi:"Wha-- What?!"

>Spike:"We aren't the same species. I can't get a pony pregnant! Just like you and Anon."

>Twi:"OH... YEAH! I'm just... really shocked. Can you blame me?"

No. Not really.

>Twi:"By the WAY, Spike."

>she says with contempt

>Twi:"Anon CAN get me pregnant. I did the science. It's only a matter of time before he's no longer sterile."

>SB:"Does he cum inside when you do it?"

>Spike:"SWEET CELESITA, Sweetie! Calm down."

>Twi:"*giggle*... yes. It's..."

>Twilight has this look on her face

>it's as if you came inside her womb at this very minute

>Twi:"*sigh* It's the best..."

>SB:"I KNOW, RIGHT?"

>oh no

>Sweetie Belle pulls Spike close

>SB:"Well, you could NEVER know. Spike's... stuff... is quite hot. Magma hot I would guess."

>Twi:"I tried a magma marehood spell once!"

>SB:"ME TOO! In fact, we used it just now~"

>Twi:"Anon didn't like it."

>SB:"Well, DUH. He doesn't have a dragon dick!"

Thank god for that.

>Spike:"Hey!"

 

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>the sex conversation between Twilight and Sweetie Belle went on and on while Inuyasha played in the background

>apparently, unicorns who fuck things of a different species are a rarity

>they talked about sex spell mechanics that wen way over your head

>Spike sat next to you and pretended to watch the insipid mess of a television show

>it was awkward

>for him at least

>you like to fuck with the little guy

Fucking your mom is pretty cool.

>Spike:"P-please..."

Or is she more of a sister? Anywho, I took her virginity twice. Did I tell you that story?

>Spike:"Please no."

Twilight is a bit of a worrywart. She perceives imperfections in our relationship and tries to fix them with magic, yadda yadda yadda, I'm in the bathtub making Twilight bleed out her snatch.

>Spike:"Oh..."

I felt so bad about it that Twilight conjured up a magic fleshlight or some shit. It interacted with her real vagina and it made her feel good. I'm not sure exactly how it worked, but that's unicorns for ya. Having a magic marefriend is weird. I'm sure you know that feel, huh?

>Spike:"Yes."

Oh come on. You're what? Seventeen? You should love to talk about all this shit.

>Spike:"I'm eighteen."

How old is Sweetie Belle?

>Spike:"She's seventeen, but she'll turn eighteen soon. All of the gossip mags are going to cover it."

>Twi:"ANON! Quit torturing Spike!"

Whaaaaat? No! I'm not torturing Spike.

>SB:"His face says different. Come here Spike."

>Spike:"*sigh*"

>he walks over to the two mares

>Twi:"You too Anon."

*sigh*

 

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>you're all sitting at the kitchen table

>Twilight re-heated the tea

>you take a sip

>YUCK

>hay flavor

>Twi:"Anon, Spike."

>you both nod

>SB:"Me and Twilight were thinking. How about we go on a double date?"

I guess that's fine.

>Spike:"NO!"

>SB:"Hmph."

>...

>Twi:"E-either way. I think it's great that we're all friends. I always wanted to be couples friends with somep0nies!"

Why do you want to keep your relationship secret Spike?

>Sweetie Belle looks concerned

>SB:"Um... we don't..."

>Spike:"It's complicated."

>...

>Twi:"S-Spike! I am your m-mother and you will tell me th-this instant!"

>the spaghetti is coming again, but this time you have the advantage of a plate

>you stick the plate under Twilight's horn and collect the delicious pasta and meatballs for later consumption

 

>Spike:"*sigh* Fine... I--"

>SB:"He THINKS he doesn't love me."

>Spike:"But I don't."

>SB:"You've been SAYING that for over HALF A DECADE."

>Spike:"That first time, I was just helping you with your first heat after the wedding. I've just been helping you ever since."

>SB:"Is that why YOU initiated today? (And the last 12 times I might add)."

>Spike:"You're in heat. I saw you needed it."

>SB:"*gasp*I am NOT in heat!"

>Spike:"Yeah you are! Don't even try to pretend."

>SB:"It's NOT EVEN SPRING."

>Spike:"That didn't stop Twilight! I saw her walking around town in full blown heat a few weeks ago! It's fall!"

>SB:"Oh! So you go around sniffing your mom's marehood huh?"

>Spike:"That's..."

To be fair, she does make it pretty obvious.

>Twi:"That's true. I don't try to hide my lust for Anon."

>SB:"You stay out of this!"

>...

>SB:"I forgot what I was going to say."

>Spike:"I love Rarity."

>SB:"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU."

You don't sound too honest there, Spike.

>SB:"How many times has Rarity sucked your dick, huh? None? How many times has she even seen it?"

>Spike:"Lots."

>SB:"Does she worship it like I do? No? What's that? She regards it with cold indifference? Yeah, I think my sister is gay. How can ANYP0NY resist it?"

I think you're projecting a bit Sweetie Belle.

>Twi:"Yeah. I think dragon penises are gross!"

>...

>Twilight didn't sound honest AT ALL

>you look at your fiancee

>she whispers in your ear,

>Twi:"Okay. You caught me, but I like your dick way more."

>now she's sounding honest

Spike, I think you need to drop the Rarity thing. I mean, look at this mare.

>you point at Sweetie Belle

She's a movie star.

>a shitty one, but whatever

>Sweetie Belle hoarsely whispers at you in a fashion that everyone can hear,

>SB:"I'm also a model!"

Exactly. What are you, retarded?

>Spike:"But we're just fuck-buddies..."

Not according to her. Am I right?

>Sweetie Belle nods enthusiastically

See? She wants to take it to the next level.

>Twilight slaps Spike across the face

>Twi:"Stop being a baka."

 

>Spike:"Okay... I guess..."

>Sweetie Belle jumps out of her chair and tackles Spike to the ground

>SB:"YES!"

>her voice cracked

>Spike:"When are we gonna... tell?"

>Sweetie Belle puts a hoof to her mouth in thought

>SB:"Hmmmm... I know! How about at my eighteenth birthday!"

>Spike:"December 14th?"

>SB:"See? You even know my birthday! You DO care!♥"

>they kiss

 

>Twilight looks longingly into your eyes

>you brohoof your fiancee

>Twi:"Can we finish Inuyasha now? I'm interested to see what happens to Kagomee and the seven sensual crystals of regret and darkness."

Yeah. I think we can veg out for a while.

>Twi:"What do YOU think will happen to Kagomee when she finds the crystals?"

She'll... regret it?'

>she gigglesnorts

 

~~~END PART 25~~~

 

Spaghetti Sparkle's Perspective:

http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/long-day-311280521

Lead-in to Chapter 26:

http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/#/d55htg4