LW Spaghetti Sparkle 24 - Strange Bedfellows (Clop)

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 24

 

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>Twi:"So! Will you eat it?"

Fuck no.

>she surprisingly understands

>Twi:"Y-yeah... it was a bit gross."

>the creature, now dead, is gurgling on the floor

It's still gross.

>Twi:"Wh-why? I thought you liked meat. What's wrong with this one?"

This is a monster, Twi. This is a creepy weird monster.

>Twi:"W-well... I asked Rainbow Dash what meat you talked about. We talked about your... penis... for a while, she told me you liked pork. Then I asked Applejack what animal you would most like to kill. I thought she was joking when she said a dog, but..."

I'm afraid of dogs!

>Twi:"Oh... well. Um. I'm sorry."

Why didn't you just ask me?

>Twi:"I wanted to surprise you with something delicious."

Okay, look.

>you point out the window

>Twi:"The Apple family's barn?"

No! The cows hanging out around it!

>Twi:"Oh."

That's what I eat. Pork is fine too.

>Twi:"So... make a cow-pig?"

NO! Make them separate things!

>Twi:"Won't it be more efficient if we..."

No.

>Twi:"Okay! Just asking... gosh."

 

>you hear the creaking again

Seriously. What is that noise?

>Twi:"What noise?"

Wait. Shh... listen.

>...

>it happens again

There! You hear it?

>Twi:"Yeah..."

>she puts a hoof to her mouth in thought

>Twi:"Maybe it's just the wind."

>it keeps happening

>Twilight almost shouts at you in a whispering tone

>Twi:"I think it's coming from the guest room!"

>you blush

>she blushes

Wanna check it out?

>Twilight itches her crotch

>Twi:"*gulp* yeah..."

Use the invisibility spell.

 

>you and Twilight are both invisible

>you're making you way to the guest room

>the squeaks are getting louder

>Twi:"Are you sure?"

I don't know. Do you want to see it?

>Twi:"Um... yes."

Okay. Is there any way we can through the door without making a sound?

>Twilight's horn glows

>she opens the door with magic, careful not to make the hinges squeak

>Twilight's eyes are closed in concentration, but you can see the whole thing

 

>Spike is plowing Sweetie Belle

 

>to prevent a gasp, your hands cover your mouth

>after Twilight opens her eyes and sees her baby dragon making love to Sweetie Belle, she does the same

>Twilight loses concentration for just a moment and the door knocks against the wall

>Spike:"Th-the door is open... ung."

>Sweetie Belle looks over her lover's shoulder

>she looks you right in the eye

>SB:"N-no one is there~ *shudder*"

>you look down at where the penetration is happening

>you wish you hadn't

>Spike has two dicks

>that's weird

>you whisper,

Twi, is it normal for a dragon to have two dicks?

>Twi:"Yeah."

Oh. Oh my god.

>Twi:"I can't watch..."

 

>Spike pulls out a pit too far and both of his dick slip out of Sweetie Belle

>Spike:"Damn!"

>he clumsily thrusts around her entrance, never even getting close

>Spike:"Sweetie, could you help me out? You're... well... you know."

>SB:"Sure~ You've already made me cum twice today. I have to return the favor."

>her hoof guides him into her once again

>Spike:"There you are!"

>by this time, you and Twilight are swiftly getting the fuck out

 

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>you and Twilight are back downstairs

>she dispels the invisibility and you both sit down on the couch in shock

>miraculously, you and Twilight miss the vomit stain

>neither of you noticed it was there

>Twi:"Ung... do I have to clean that up?

Nah. I'll do it.

>...

>Twi:"There go my plans for hooking up Spike and Rarity!"

>she's upset

At least Spike is getting laid.

>Twi:"But he doesn't LOVE her. I should know, I lived with Spike for years. He loves Rarity."

How do you know? People-- dragons change.

>...

We could still help Fluttershy.

>Twi:"I guess... but I don't know any stallions."

Pinkie Pie does. We should ask her.

>Twi:"... I DID want to do some measurements and comparisons..."

What?

>Twi:"F-For science!"

>oh boy

>Twi:"How about we go see Pinkie Pie in a few days. The last few days have been a roller-coaster."

Great idea. We should--

>the front door opens

 

>Rarity and Applejack stumble in, giggling

>they look surprised to see you

>AJ:"Oh hi Anon and... Twilight... heh."

>...

>Rarity:"Rainbow Dash said that you two would be at her place right now."

She never made that offer

>Twi:"Yeah. I don't remember that."

>...

>Rarity:"Oh."

>...

>AJ:"*cough* You said ya were gonna show me yer guest room?"

>Rarity:"Ah yes! Toodles darlings!"

>oh no

>you look at Twilight

>she looks annoyed

What are we going to do? They'll catch--

>Twi:"I don't care anymore."

>...

I'll get the popcorn.

>Twi:"Get me some pocky."

 

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>you and Twilight are chowing down, waiting for the fireworks to happen

>but they don't come

>instead, Rarity and Applejack return undisturbed

>it's as if nothing happened

>the two mares are about to leave when Twilight calls out,

>Twi:"D-Did you see Spike?"

>smooth

>Rarity wrinkles her nose

>Rarity:"Yes... we found him MASTURBATING in our bed. Hmph. Par for the course, I say."

>AJ:"Charmin' fella heh heh."

>Rarity:"Come AJ, let's go to the spa."

>AJ:"I'll pay."

>Rarity:"Why thank you, dear *giggle*."

 

>you look over to Twilight

>she's just as confused

>Twi:"Want to just watch some anime?"

Sure. Why the fuck not?

 

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>Eventually, Spike and Sweetie Belle emerge from the room

>Spike loudly proclaims,

>Spike:"Wow! It sure was embarrassing to get caught JERKING IT."

>SB:"Yeah! I think I heard my sister blow a fuse from the OTHER ROOM."

>they're making their way to the kitchen

>Spike:"You should have seen Applejack's face, it looked like she was CHECKING ME OUT."

>Sweetie Belle knocks Spike over the head with her hoof

>Spike:"Ow!"

 

>Twi:"W-WE SAW YOU TWO HAVING SEX!"

>spaghetti is dripping from Twilight's horn

>as it should be

Way to keep it on the down low.

>Spike:"NO WAY! WHATTTT? NO! ME AND SWEETIE BELLE? ARE YOU RIDICULOUS?"

>Sweetie Belle knocks him over the head again

>you catch the meatballs falling out of Twilight's horn and shove them in your mouth

>sweet sweet meat!

>Sweetie Belle's face turns a shade of pink

>SB:"I know you saw~"

>Twi:"B-but how!?"

>spaghetti is seeping out more profusely now

>SB:"Invisible ponies can see other invisible ponies. *giggle* Or humans, I guess."

But you said you didn't see--

>SB:"I like to have an audience~"

 

~~~END PART 24~~~