Title:           LW Spaghetti Sparkle 24 - Strange Bedfellows (Clop)
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/LqYP01fX
First Edit:      Sunday 24th of June 2012 08:06:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 24th of June 2012 08:06:35 PM CDT

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 24
 
Previous Chapters:
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>Twi:"So! Will you eat it?"
Fuck no.
>she surprisingly understands
>Twi:"Y-yeah... it was a bit gross."
>the creature, now dead, is gurgling on the floor
It's still gross.
>Twi:"Wh-why? I thought you liked meat. What's wrong with this one?"
This is a monster, Twi. This is a creepy weird monster.
>Twi:"W-well... I asked Rainbow Dash what meat you talked about. We talked about your... penis... for a while, she told me you liked pork. Then I asked Applejack what animal you would most like to kill. I thought she was joking when she said a dog, but..."
I'm afraid of dogs!
>Twi:"Oh... well. Um. I'm sorry."
Why didn't you just ask me?
>Twi:"I wanted to surprise you with something delicious."
Okay, look.
>you point out the window
>Twi:"The Apple family's barn?"
No! The cows hanging out around it!
>Twi:"Oh."
That's what I eat. Pork is fine too.
>Twi:"So... make a cow-pig?"
NO! Make them separate things!
>Twi:"Won't it be more efficient if we..."
No.
>Twi:"Okay! Just asking... gosh."
 
>you hear the creaking again
Seriously. What is that noise?
>Twi:"What noise?"
Wait. Shh... listen.
>...
>it happens again
There! You hear it?
>Twi:"Yeah..."
>she puts a hoof to her mouth in thought
>Twi:"Maybe it's just the wind."
>it keeps happening
>Twilight almost shouts at you in a whispering tone
>Twi:"I think it's coming from the guest room!"
>you blush
>she blushes
Wanna check it out?
>Twilight itches her crotch
>Twi:"*gulp* yeah..."
Use the invisibility spell.
 
>you and Twilight are both invisible
>you're making you way to the guest room
>the squeaks are getting louder
>Twi:"Are you sure?"
I don't know. Do you want to see it?
>Twi:"Um... yes."
Okay. Is there any way we can through the door without making a sound?
>Twilight's horn glows
>she opens the door with magic, careful not to make the hinges squeak
>Twilight's eyes are closed in concentration, but you can see the whole thing
 
>Spike is plowing Sweetie Belle
 
>to prevent a gasp, your hands cover your mouth
>after Twilight opens her eyes and sees her baby dragon making love to Sweetie Belle, she does the same
>Twilight loses concentration for just a moment and the door knocks against the wall
>Spike:"Th-the door is open... ung."
>Sweetie Belle looks over her lover's shoulder
>she looks you right in the eye
>SB:"N-no one is there~ *shudder*"
>you look down at where the penetration is happening
>you wish you hadn't
>Spike has two dicks
>that's weird
>you whisper,
Twi, is it normal for a dragon to have two dicks?
>Twi:"Yeah."
Oh. Oh my god.
>Twi:"I can't watch..."
 
>Spike pulls out a pit too far and both of his dick slip out of Sweetie Belle
>Spike:"Damn!"
>he clumsily thrusts around her entrance, never even getting close
>Spike:"Sweetie, could you help me out? You're... well... you know."
>SB:"Sure~ You've already made me cum twice today. I have to return the favor."
>her hoof guides him into her once again
>Spike:"There you are!"
>by this time, you and Twilight are swiftly getting the fuck out
 
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>you and Twilight are back downstairs
>she dispels the invisibility and you both sit down on the couch in shock
>miraculously, you and Twilight miss the vomit stain
>neither of you noticed it was there
>Twi:"Ung... do I have to clean that up?
Nah. I'll do it.
>...
>Twi:"There go my plans for hooking up Spike and Rarity!"
>she's upset
At least Spike is getting laid.
>Twi:"But he doesn't LOVE her. I should know, I lived with Spike for years. He loves Rarity."
How do you know? People-- dragons change.
>...
We could still help Fluttershy.
>Twi:"I guess... but I don't know any stallions."
Pinkie Pie does. We should ask her.
>Twi:"... I DID want to do some measurements and comparisons..."
What?
>Twi:"F-For science!"
>oh boy
>Twi:"How about we go see Pinkie Pie in a few days. The last few days have been a roller-coaster."
Great idea. We should--
>the front door opens
 
>Rarity and Applejack stumble in, giggling
>they look surprised to see you
>AJ:"Oh hi Anon and... Twilight... heh."
>...
>Rarity:"Rainbow Dash said that you two would be at her place right now."
She never made that offer
>Twi:"Yeah. I don't remember that."
>...
>Rarity:"Oh."
>...
>AJ:"*cough* You said ya were gonna show me yer guest room?"
>Rarity:"Ah yes! Toodles darlings!"
>oh no
>you look at Twilight
>she looks annoyed
What are we going to do? They'll catch--
>Twi:"I don't care anymore."
>...
I'll get the popcorn.
>Twi:"Get me some pocky."
 
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>you and Twilight are chowing down, waiting for the fireworks to happen
>but they don't come
>instead, Rarity and Applejack return undisturbed
>it's as if nothing happened
>the two mares are about to leave when Twilight calls out,
>Twi:"D-Did you see Spike?"
>smooth
>Rarity wrinkles her nose
>Rarity:"Yes... we found him MASTURBATING in our bed. Hmph. Par for the course, I say."
>AJ:"Charmin' fella heh heh."
>Rarity:"Come AJ, let's go to the spa."
>AJ:"I'll pay."
>Rarity:"Why thank you, dear *giggle*."
 
>you look over to Twilight
>she's just as confused
>Twi:"Want to just watch some anime?"
Sure. Why the fuck not?
 
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>Eventually, Spike and Sweetie Belle emerge from the room
>Spike loudly proclaims,
>Spike:"Wow! It sure was embarrassing to get caught JERKING IT."
>SB:"Yeah! I think I heard my sister blow a fuse from the OTHER ROOM."
>they're making their way to the kitchen
>Spike:"You should have seen Applejack's face, it looked like she was CHECKING ME OUT."
>Sweetie Belle knocks Spike over the head with her hoof
>Spike:"Ow!"
 
>Twi:"W-WE SAW YOU TWO HAVING SEX!"
>spaghetti is dripping from Twilight's horn
>as it should be
Way to keep it on the down low.
>Spike:"NO WAY! WHATTTT? NO! ME AND SWEETIE BELLE? ARE YOU RIDICULOUS?"
>Sweetie Belle knocks him over the head again
>you catch the meatballs falling out of Twilight's horn and shove them in your mouth
>sweet sweet meat!
>Sweetie Belle's face turns a shade of pink
>SB:"I know you saw~"
>Twi:"B-but how!?"
>spaghetti is seeping out more profusely now
>SB:"Invisible ponies can see other invisible ponies. *giggle* Or humans, I guess."
But you said you didn't see--
>SB:"I like to have an audience~"
 
~~~END PART 24~~~