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LW Spaghetti Sparkle 23 - Meat Masterpiece

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Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 23
Previous Chapters:
http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
LW/Spaghetti Sparkle is an interactive story. Check it out here:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
>you and Twilight bid Luna farewell
>Luna:"I shall see you in Canterlot soon, noble subject!"
>Twi:"Th-thanks for letting us stay in the castle while we figure things out!"
>Luna:"You are most welcome. Now! I am off!"
>A dark portal opens up and a scary looking chariot pulls through
>she gets inside and disappears through the shadowy abyss
What a nice Princess.
>Twi:"All Princesses are nice! Are you implying a princess could NOT be nice?!"
What about Cadence?
>Twi:"Oh yeah..."
>she can't look you in the eye
>Twi:"I'm sorry for trying to find a reason for yelling at you. It's just that... I've been so angry for some reason."
I thought you were sad about your house.
>Twi:"Yeah... well. *gulp*"
>Twilight is shivering
>Twi:"Let's talk about this inside."
Okay.
=======
>you sit back down at the kitchen table
>Luna stole the teacup she was using
>WHY.jpg
>it was Twilight's favorite Naruto one
>it had a picture of Sasuke doing the "Rolling Rondo Mega-Giga Force Kick" on it
>Twilight's looking all over for it
>Twi:"I can't... where?"
>she's sweating
>Twi:"I looked in the cabinet three times! I can't find it!"
It's okay Twilight. I don't need to drink tea from the 'Rolling Rondo Mega-Giga Force Kick' cup again.
>Twi:"B-but! But it's tradition now. I ALWAYS make you tea in that cup!"
>you hadn't noticed
>Twi:"I... I had to turn in 15 box tops of Pony-Os. It took four weeks to ship. I must have waited two months for that cup."
I'm sorry Twi. Here, let me just get the tea myself.
>Twi:"NO!"
>...
>you hear the creaking again
>Twi:"I'm sorry Anon... I'm lashing out again."
It's okay. I just want to know what's wrong.
>Twi:"I just feel like all the sadness about my house is anger now."
Who are you angry at?
>...
>Twi:"M-myself."
Come here.
>Twi:"*sniff* Okay."
>you give Twilight a hug
>Twi:"It's my fault there's termites. If I would have just kept tidy like I used to..."
>...
>Twi:"If... if I had you with me a long time ago... maybe."
Twilight. You cleaned up all by yourself. I may have given you the motivation, but it was inside you all along. I'm not some magic man who fixes lives.
>Twi:"But you fixed my life."
No. You fixed your own life. You did it for my sake, but you did it by yourself.
>...
>Twi:"But still... If you were there to motivate me--"
No! Stop! No more of this 'what if' bullshit. So what you made some mistakes. We're going to be fine.
>Twi:"*sniff* I just don't want to lose this house. There's so many memories and... so many memories about you and... I don't want to loose all that!"
>she's crying into your shoulder
Shh... You won't lose those memories. I'll be here to help you remember.
>you comfort her for a long time
=======
>after she's calmed down, you pick her up and put her down on another kitchen chair
Let's talk about how we're going to solve this.
>Twi:"L-like...*gulp* Where we're going to love next?"
You mean live?
>Twi:"That's what I said."
>hehehe Freudian slip...
Yeah. Where are we going to live next? After Canterlot, I mean.
>Twi:"We have to live in Ponyville."
I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
>Twi:"Okay. Just making sure."
Do you have any ideas?
>Twi:"I was thinking that we could live in another... tree?"
Sounds great.
>Twi:"G-great! Then I definitely know where we'll live!"
Really?!
>Twi:"Yeah! Right here!"
Huh?
>Twi:"We'll plant a NEW tree and I'll use magic to make it big enough to live in!"
Make it bigger than this one. We're thinking about foals, right?
>she blushes
>Twi:"Y-yeah... baka. *giggle*"
>Twi:"Oh! Now that we have that settled, I can show you my research progress!"
On what?
>Twi:"Meat!"
>yesyesyesyesyesyesyes
>Twi:"Let me go get my book!"
>she scuttles downstairs
>you hear the motherfucking creaking again
>this house is going to shit
>you hear a tap on the window
>it's Luna
>you open the window
>Luna:"Here... I accidentally... um... took this thing."
>she gives you the 'Rolling Rondo Mega-Giga Force Kick' Naruto teacup
Thanks. She was pulling her mane out over it.
>Luna:"I'll just be... going now."
See ya!
>she floats off on a raincloud
>Twilight returns
Hey Twi, check it out! Luna accidentally took your teacup. I had my suspicions.
>her mouth is agape
>Twi:"YESSS!"
>she gallops over and fills the cup with tea
>Twi:"Th-this is your tea... but can I take the first sip?"
Knock yourself out.
>Twi:"THANKS!"
>she starts chugging the tea
>in her zeal, she forgot it was piping hot
>Twi:"OW OW OW OW!"
>...
>she looks at the cup
>Twi:"I'm tho glad your back thathke."
>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
>Twilight's horn glows and she heals her tongue burns
>Twi:"Okay Anon... are you ready to get some PROTIEN?!"
I give you some every night. I think you owe me.
>Twi:"*giggle* Yes... It's very tasty."
>she's in a daze
>you can see her drool
Twilight! The meat!
>Twi:"Oh! Right!"
>her horn glows
>her face is in deep concentration
>she's gritting her teeth
>there's a bright light on the kitchen table
>you can hear blood-curdling screams emanating from the light
>suddenly the light stops
>there's a bloody mess on the table
>???:"END IT!"
>holy shit there's a creature with the body of a dog and the head of a pig on the table
>it's stomach is ripped open and there are visible ribs sticking out
>it's talking
>???:"END ME!"
T-Twilight?!
>she's huddled in the corner, terrified
>looks like you'll have to end it
>you approach the abomination
>it looks up at you
>it's eyes are black
>no light escapes their surface
>the pig-dog barks at you
>OH SHIT! IT'S A DOG!
>No...
>you must protect your fiancee from this monster
>you kick the table over, knocking the creature on the ground
>it's guts are spilling out
>???:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>...
>it's over
>it's dead
=======
>Twi:"Is... is it gone?
Yeah.
>Twi:"Is it edible?"
Probably.
>...
>Twi:"GREAT SUCCESSU!
>she's jumping up and down
No! Failure! It wasn't supposed to be alive!
>Twi:"You're right! But I'm getting closer to finishing the spell! That's... SCIENCE."
Wait... this happened before!?
>Twi:"Yes... although it was in the comfort of my lab."
How many of these creatures are there?!
>Twi:"Somewhere in the... thirties?"
Where are they now?!
>Twi:"I buried them in the backyard."
Wh-when?? I thought you were all depressed!
>Twi:"At night when you were asleep. Thinking back, my lack of sleep probably added to my depression."
>you look outside
>sure enough, there's a dirt patch
>but there's only one
There's only one dirt patch...
>Twi:"It's a mass grave."
>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
~~~END PART 23~~~

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Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 23

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LW/Spaghetti Sparkle is an interactive story. Check it out here:
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>you and Twilight bid Luna farewell
>Luna:"I shall see you in Canterlot soon, noble subject!"
>Twi:"Th-thanks for letting us stay in the castle while we figure things out!"
>Luna:"You are most welcome. Now! I am off!"
>A dark portal opens up and a scary looking chariot pulls through
>she gets inside and disappears through the shadowy abyss
What a nice Princess.
>Twi:"All Princesses are nice! Are you implying a princess could NOT be nice?!"
What about Cadence?
>Twi:"Oh yeah..."
>she can't look you in the eye
>Twi:"I'm sorry for trying to find a reason for yelling at you. It's just that... I've been so angry for some reason."
I thought you were sad about your house.
>Twi:"Yeah... well. *gulp*"
>Twilight is shivering
>Twi:"Let's talk about this inside."
Okay.

=======

>you sit back down at the kitchen table
>Luna stole the teacup she was using
>WHY.jpg
>it was Twilight's favorite Naruto one
>it had a picture of Sasuke doing the "Rolling Rondo Mega-Giga Force Kick" on it
>Twilight's looking all over for it
>Twi:"I can't... where?"
>she's sweating
>Twi:"I looked in the cabinet three times! I can't find it!"
It's okay Twilight. I don't need to drink tea from the 'Rolling Rondo Mega-Giga Force Kick' cup again.
>Twi:"B-but! But it's tradition now. I ALWAYS make you tea in that cup!"
>you hadn't noticed
>Twi:"I... I had to turn in 15 box tops of Pony-Os. It took four weeks to ship. I must have waited two months for that cup."
I'm sorry Twi. Here, let me just get the tea myself.
>Twi:"NO!"
>...
>you hear the creaking again
>Twi:"I'm sorry Anon... I'm lashing out again."
It's okay. I just want to know what's wrong.
>Twi:"I just feel like all the sadness about my house is anger now."
Who are you angry at?
>...
>Twi:"M-myself."
Come here.
>Twi:"*sniff* Okay."
>you give Twilight a hug

>Twi:"It's my fault there's termites. If I would have just kept tidy like I used to..."
>...
>Twi:"If... if I had you with me a long time ago... maybe."
Twilight. You cleaned up all by yourself. I may have given you the motivation, but it was inside you all along. I'm not some magic man who fixes lives.
>Twi:"But you fixed my life."
No. You fixed your own life. You did it for my sake, but you did it by yourself.
>...
>Twi:"But still... If you were there to motivate me--"
No! Stop! No more of this 'what if' bullshit. So what you made some mistakes. We're going to be fine.
>Twi:"*sniff* I just don't want to lose this house. There's so many memories and... so many memories about you and... I don't want to loose all that!"
>she's crying into your shoulder
Shh... You won't lose those memories. I'll be here to help you remember.
>you comfort her for a long time

=======

>after she's calmed down, you pick her up and put her down on another kitchen chair
Let's talk about how we're going to solve this.
>Twi:"L-like...*gulp* Where we're going to love next?"
You mean live?
>Twi:"That's what I said."
>hehehe Freudian slip...
Yeah. Where are we going to live next? After Canterlot, I mean.
>Twi:"We have to live in Ponyville."
I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
>Twi:"Okay. Just making sure."
Do you have any ideas?
>Twi:"I was thinking that we could live in another... tree?"
Sounds great.
>Twi:"G-great! Then I definitely know where we'll live!"
Really?!
>Twi:"Yeah! Right here!"
Huh?
>Twi:"We'll plant a NEW tree and I'll use magic to make it big enough to live in!"
Make it bigger than this one. We're thinking about foals, right?
>she blushes
>Twi:"Y-yeah... baka. *giggle*"

>Twi:"Oh! Now that we have that settled, I can show you my research progress!"
On what?
>Twi:"Meat!"
>yesyesyesyesyesyesyes
>Twi:"Let me go get my book!"
>she scuttles downstairs
>you hear the motherfucking creaking again
>this house is going to shit
>you hear a tap on the window
>it's Luna
>you open the window
>Luna:"Here... I accidentally... um... took this thing."
>she gives you the 'Rolling Rondo Mega-Giga Force Kick' Naruto teacup
Thanks. She was pulling her mane out over it.
>Luna:"I'll just be... going now."
See ya!
>she floats off on a raincloud

>Twilight returns
Hey Twi, check it out! Luna accidentally took your teacup. I had my suspicions.
>her mouth is agape
>Twi:"YESSS!"
>she gallops over and fills the cup with tea
>Twi:"Th-this is your tea... but can I take the first sip?"
Knock yourself out.
>Twi:"THANKS!"
>she starts chugging the tea
>in her zeal, she forgot it was piping hot
>Twi:"OW OW OW OW!"
>...
>she looks at the cup
>Twi:"I'm tho glad your back thathke."
>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle

>Twilight's horn glows and she heals her tongue burns
>Twi:"Okay Anon... are you ready to get some PROTIEN?!"
I give you some every night. I think you owe me.
>Twi:"*giggle* Yes... It's very tasty."
>she's in a daze
>you can see her drool
Twilight! The meat!
>Twi:"Oh! Right!"
>her horn glows
>her face is in deep concentration
>she's gritting her teeth
>there's a bright light on the kitchen table
>you can hear blood-curdling screams emanating from the light
>suddenly the light stops
>there's a bloody mess on the table
>???:"END IT!"
>holy shit there's a creature with the body of a dog and the head of a pig on the table
>it's stomach is ripped open and there are visible ribs sticking out
>it's talking
>???:"END ME!"
T-Twilight?!
>she's huddled in the corner, terrified
>looks like you'll have to end it
>you approach the abomination
>it looks up at you
>it's eyes are black
>no light escapes their surface
>the pig-dog barks at you
>OH SHIT! IT'S A DOG!
>No...
>you must protect your fiancee from this monster
>you kick the table over, knocking the creature on the ground
>it's guts are spilling out
>???:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>...
>it's over
>it's dead

=======

>Twi:"Is... is it gone?
Yeah.
>Twi:"Is it edible?"
Probably.
>...
>Twi:"GREAT SUCCESSU!
>she's jumping up and down
No! Failure! It wasn't supposed to be alive!
>Twi:"You're right! But I'm getting closer to finishing the spell! That's... SCIENCE."
Wait... this happened before!?
>Twi:"Yes... although it was in the comfort of my lab."
How many of these creatures are there?!
>Twi:"Somewhere in the... thirties?"
Where are they now?!
>Twi:"I buried them in the backyard."
Wh-when?? I thought you were all depressed!
>Twi:"At night when you were asleep. Thinking back, my lack of sleep probably added to my depression."
>you look outside
>sure enough, there's a dirt patch
>but there's only one
There's only one dirt patch...
>Twi:"It's a mass grave."

>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle

~~~END PART 23~~~

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