Title:           LW Spaghetti Sparkle 22 - Horse House Princess
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/UXvRL8Jh
First Edit:      Thursday 21st of June 2012 12:03:08 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 21st of June 2012 12:03:08 AM CDT

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 22
 
Previous Chapters:
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>Luna:"FORGETICUS!"
>a stallion is zapped in the head with a mind erasing laser
>Twi:"FORGETICUS!"
>another
>Luna:"FORGETICUS!"
>and that's finally the last one
>it's taken twenty minutes, but it seems like every stallion who saw Luna's drippy vag has been dealt with
>Twi:"Wow Luna! It's fun to use illegal spells!"
>Luna:"Shhh! You want my sister to find out?"
>Twi:"Princess Celestia is here?! Where?!"
>Luna:"No... but I've always had the feeling that she's... watching. Waiting."
Sounds pretty paranoid.
>Luna:"Quiet sexy subject! My fears are none of your business!"
Then why did you tell them to us?
>Luna:"*grumble*"
>Twi:"Do you want to come to our house for some ramune soda?"
>Luna:"Um."
Or tea.
>Luna:"Indeed. That sounds lovely."
>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
 
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>you're walking down the road with your weeaboo fiancee and the crowned princess
>feels_good_man.bmp
>Luna walks really funny
>maybe it's because of her really long legs
>or maybe she's just happy to see you
>you're sure both are true
>Twi:"So what are you going to do about the Starswirl cult?"
>Luna:"I'LL... *huff* I'LL... DESTROY THEM!"
>Twi:"Oh... that's a shame. I was wondering if it would be okay if you could... maybe... get some of that semen for me."
>Luna:"Whaa?"
Whaaaaaa?!
>Twi:"F-for research! I want to find out why Anon's semen is so similar to your..."
>Luna:"BASTARD EX-COLTFRIEND?"
>thunder and lightning
>Twi:"Um... yeah!"
>Luna:"Yeah sure I'll get that for you. Um... noble subject."
>Twi:"My name is Twilight remember?"
>Luna:"Um..."
>Twi:"I zapped you with a rainbow laser made of friendship."
>Luna:"Ah yes! Twilight! When you have thousands of years of memory it takes a while sometimes."
Sounds legit.
>Luna:"I am very... legit."
 
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>you arrive at home
>it looks as if Rarity fixed the door
>wait... nope
>she just made it all shiny and nice
>she didn't fix the hinges
>there's also a bow attached
>Rarity sure knows how to polish a turd
>Twi:"Welcome to our house, Princess Luna! I hope you'll find it comfortable."
>Luna:"It is... quaint."
>there's shit everywhere
>the beerpong is still set up on the kitchen table
>Spitfire looks like she's drowning in a pile of vomit on the carpet
>the coffee table is broken
>thanks for that, Rainbow Dash
>you hear a consistent creaking
>it's probably a tree
Hey Twi, help me clear out this junk on the table.
>Twi:"How about I make the tea instead? Then we'll get it done twice as fast!"
No you're thinking like a spouse!
>she blushes
 
>you carefully clean up the kitchen table
>Rainbow Dash would have just swept her hoof right across and knocked everything off
>maybe you would have too
>in a different time
>oh! is that a bag of weed on a kitchen chair?
>why yes, it is!
>you'll just... pocket that
>it was probably Spitfire's anyway
Here Luna. Have a seat.
>Luna:"Only my noble subject may call me Luna. My sexy subject must refer to me as Princess."
Sure thing, Princess.
>you pull the chair out for her to sit down in
>Luna:"Wooden chairs huh?"
We're poor.
>Luna:"Oh. I'm sorry."
It's mostly your sister's fault.
>Luna:"That makes sense."
 
>Twilight gets the water to a boil in quick time
>she grabs some teabags and lets them steep in the water for a while
>Twi:"I... I gotta go to the bathroom!"
>she gallops off
>it's almost like she forgot Luna has a crush on you
>oh wait, she did
>she gallops back, but hides around the corner
>she's leaning against the wall, spying on you
>her forehooves are cupping her vagina
>she really needs to pee
>Luna is oblivious
 
>Luna:"Can I drink the tea now?"
>she wants to get the fuck out
>you don't blame her
>maybe the tea will stall her for enough time
>you need to make sure Twilight doesn't piss herself spying on you and Luna
Uh... yeah. Sure. Probably?
>Luna:"I know it's... unbecoming... but I shall pour it myself."
No no no! I'll do it.
>you pour her a cup of tea
>Luna:"Thank you, sexy subject."
It's customary in Ponyville to look out the window when you drink.
>Luna:"How rustic!"
>she trots over to the window
>you make a mad dash for Twilight
>she disappears before you can see her
>teleportation... damn
>at least she's in the bathroom
>you lean on the door and listen in
>yep, definitely peeing
>crisis averted
>Luna:"Do you have a piss fetish?"
Wha Wha--NO Fluttersh... Princess! I'm just...
>Luna:"What?"
I'm just making sure she washes her hooves.
>Twilight opens the door that you're leaning on
>you stumble, but catch yourself
>she didn't was her hooves
>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
 
>Luna:"I feel bad about your situation Twilight."
>Twi:"What? I'm really happy though! I've got Anon."
>Luna:"You live in poverty and your home is a disaster area."
>Twilight looks around
>Twi:"Yeah. I guess."
We have magic termites too.
>Luna:"Oh my!"
>Twilight frowns
>Luna:"Do... do you have someplace to live when your house gets burnt down?"
>you shake your head
>Twi:"No... not right now."
>Luna:"Live with me! In... CANTERLOT!"
>thunder and lightning
>she strikes a pose
>Luna:"We must move right away! Grab your things Twilight. We will uncover the mysteries of Anon's cum... TOGETHER!"
>they brohoof
>Twi:"Sorry Luna. I can't right now. Maybe in two months?"
Twilight has an important project she wants to start.
>Twi:"Y-yeah."
>Luna:"Very well... what is this... project?"
>...
>Twi:"Do...d-do you w-want to join m-my anime club?"
>...
Well?
>Luna:"Fine. I will try this... anime."
>Twi:"yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!"
>Twilight is hopping around you and Luna
>Luna:"FORGETICUS!"
>Twilight is dazed
>Luna whispers to you
>Luna:"It'll be a surprise."
>she winks (not THAT one, perv)
 
~~~END CHAPTER 22~~~