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LW Spaghetti Sparkle 22 - Horse House Princess

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  1. Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 22
  2.  
  3. Previous Chapters:
  4. http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
  5.  
  6. LW/Spaghetti Sparkle is an interactive story. Check it out here:
  7. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
  8.  
  9. >Luna:"FORGETICUS!"
  10. >a stallion is zapped in the head with a mind erasing laser
  11. >Twi:"FORGETICUS!"
  12. >another
  13. >Luna:"FORGETICUS!"
  14. >and that's finally the last one
  15. >it's taken twenty minutes, but it seems like every stallion who saw Luna's drippy vag has been dealt with
  16. >Twi:"Wow Luna! It's fun to use illegal spells!"
  17. >Luna:"Shhh! You want my sister to find out?"
  18. >Twi:"Princess Celestia is here?! Where?!"
  19. >Luna:"No... but I've always had the feeling that she's... watching. Waiting."
  20. Sounds pretty paranoid.
  21. >Luna:"Quiet sexy subject! My fears are none of your business!"
  22. Then why did you tell them to us?
  23. >Luna:"*grumble*"
  24. >Twi:"Do you want to come to our house for some ramune soda?"
  25. >Luna:"Um."
  26. Or tea.
  27. >Luna:"Indeed. That sounds lovely."
  28. >fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
  29.  
  30. =======
  31.  
  32. >you're walking down the road with your weeaboo fiancee and the crowned princess
  33. >feels_good_man.bmp
  34. >Luna walks really funny
  35. >maybe it's because of her really long legs
  36. >or maybe she's just happy to see you
  37. >you're sure both are true
  38. >Twi:"So what are you going to do about the Starswirl cult?"
  39. >Luna:"I'LL... *huff* I'LL... DESTROY THEM!"
  40. >Twi:"Oh... that's a shame. I was wondering if it would be okay if you could... maybe... get some of that semen for me."
  41. >Luna:"Whaa?"
  42. Whaaaaaa?!
  43. >Twi:"F-for research! I want to find out why Anon's semen is so similar to your..."
  44. >Luna:"BASTARD EX-COLTFRIEND?"
  45. >thunder and lightning
  46. >Twi:"Um... yeah!"
  47. >Luna:"Yeah sure I'll get that for you. Um... noble subject."
  48. >Twi:"My name is Twilight remember?"
  49. >Luna:"Um..."
  50. >Twi:"I zapped you with a rainbow laser made of friendship."
  51. >Luna:"Ah yes! Twilight! When you have thousands of years of memory it takes a while sometimes."
  52. Sounds legit.
  53. >Luna:"I am very... legit."
  54.  
  55. =======
  56.  
  57. >you arrive at home
  58. >it looks as if Rarity fixed the door
  59. >wait... nope
  60. >she just made it all shiny and nice
  61. >she didn't fix the hinges
  62. >there's also a bow attached
  63. >Rarity sure knows how to polish a turd
  64. >Twi:"Welcome to our house, Princess Luna! I hope you'll find it comfortable."
  65. >Luna:"It is... quaint."
  66. >there's shit everywhere
  67. >the beerpong is still set up on the kitchen table
  68. >Spitfire looks like she's drowning in a pile of vomit on the carpet
  69. >the coffee table is broken
  70. >thanks for that, Rainbow Dash
  71. >you hear a consistent creaking
  72. >it's probably a tree
  73. Hey Twi, help me clear out this junk on the table.
  74. >Twi:"How about I make the tea instead? Then we'll get it done twice as fast!"
  75. No you're thinking like a spouse!
  76. >she blushes
  77.  
  78. >you carefully clean up the kitchen table
  79. >Rainbow Dash would have just swept her hoof right across and knocked everything off
  80. >maybe you would have too
  81. >in a different time
  82. >oh! is that a bag of weed on a kitchen chair?
  83. >why yes, it is!
  84. >you'll just... pocket that
  85. >it was probably Spitfire's anyway
  86. Here Luna. Have a seat.
  87. >Luna:"Only my noble subject may call me Luna. My sexy subject must refer to me as Princess."
  88. Sure thing, Princess.
  89. >you pull the chair out for her to sit down in
  90. >Luna:"Wooden chairs huh?"
  91. We're poor.
  92. >Luna:"Oh. I'm sorry."
  93. It's mostly your sister's fault.
  94. >Luna:"That makes sense."
  95.  
  96. >Twilight gets the water to a boil in quick time
  97. >she grabs some teabags and lets them steep in the water for a while
  98. >Twi:"I... I gotta go to the bathroom!"
  99. >she gallops off
  100. >it's almost like she forgot Luna has a crush on you
  101. >oh wait, she did
  102. >she gallops back, but hides around the corner
  103. >she's leaning against the wall, spying on you
  104. >her forehooves are cupping her vagina
  105. >she really needs to pee
  106. >Luna is oblivious
  107.  
  108. >Luna:"Can I drink the tea now?"
  109. >she wants to get the fuck out
  110. >you don't blame her
  111. >maybe the tea will stall her for enough time
  112. >you need to make sure Twilight doesn't piss herself spying on you and Luna
  113. Uh... yeah. Sure. Probably?
  114. >Luna:"I know it's... unbecoming... but I shall pour it myself."
  115. No no no! I'll do it.
  116. >you pour her a cup of tea
  117. >Luna:"Thank you, sexy subject."
  118. It's customary in Ponyville to look out the window when you drink.
  119. >Luna:"How rustic!"
  120. >she trots over to the window
  121. >you make a mad dash for Twilight
  122. >she disappears before you can see her
  123. >teleportation... damn
  124. >at least she's in the bathroom
  125. >you lean on the door and listen in
  126. >yep, definitely peeing
  127. >crisis averted
  128. >Luna:"Do you have a piss fetish?"
  129. Wha Wha--NO Fluttersh... Princess! I'm just...
  130. >Luna:"What?"
  131. I'm just making sure she washes her hooves.
  132. >Twilight opens the door that you're leaning on
  133. >you stumble, but catch yourself
  134. >she didn't was her hooves
  135. >fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
  136.  
  137. >Luna:"I feel bad about your situation Twilight."
  138. >Twi:"What? I'm really happy though! I've got Anon."
  139. >Luna:"You live in poverty and your home is a disaster area."
  140. >Twilight looks around
  141. >Twi:"Yeah. I guess."
  142. We have magic termites too.
  143. >Luna:"Oh my!"
  144. >Twilight frowns
  145. >Luna:"Do... do you have someplace to live when your house gets burnt down?"
  146. >you shake your head
  147. >Twi:"No... not right now."
  148. >Luna:"Live with me! In... CANTERLOT!"
  149. >thunder and lightning
  150. >she strikes a pose
  151. >Luna:"We must move right away! Grab your things Twilight. We will uncover the mysteries of Anon's cum... TOGETHER!"
  152. >they brohoof
  153. >Twi:"Sorry Luna. I can't right now. Maybe in two months?"
  154. Twilight has an important project she wants to start.
  155. >Twi:"Y-yeah."
  156. >Luna:"Very well... what is this... project?"
  157. >...
  158. >Twi:"Do...d-do you w-want to join m-my anime club?"
  159. >...
  160. Well?
  161. >Luna:"Fine. I will try this... anime."
  162. >Twi:"yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!"
  163. >Twilight is hopping around you and Luna
  164. >Luna:"FORGETICUS!"
  165. >Twilight is dazed
  166. >Luna whispers to you
  167. >Luna:"It'll be a surprise."
  168. >she winks (not THAT one, perv)
  169.  
  170. ~~~END CHAPTER 22~~~
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