LW Spaghetti Sparkle 20 - Running of the Leaves (Part1)

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 20

 

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>Okay

>you're finally ready

>you've got your running shoes and trackpants on

>it's surprising how much sports apparel you acquire when living in proximity to Rainbow Dash

>Twi:"I'M READY!"

>you go downstairs to check

>you see her from the back

>she looks ready enough

>then again, how do ponies get ready?

>they don't wear clothes

>she turns around

>NOPE

>NOPE

>NOPE

>she's wearing a Naruto headband around her neck

>Twi:"I thought I'd accessorize a bit. See? Hidden leaf village! It makes sense since we're going to the Running of the Leaves."

>she points at the abomination of a headband

NOPE! You're not wearing that!

>Twi:"But... why?"

Thats REALLY embarrassing Twi. it's worse than the fedora.

>her eyes water

>Twi:"Really? I've been wearing this every year for... three years?  Yeah! Three years."

You were at the Running of the Leaves?

>Twi:"Yep! Spike forced me to go."

>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle

 

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>you arrive at the Running of the Leaves

>Twilight is still a little bit miffed about how you forbade her from wearing her Naruto headband

>she'll get over it

>they give you and Twilight a number

>she gets number 143

>Twi:"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!"

What?

>Twi:"143 means: I love you!"

Really?

>Twi:"Yeah! Each number corresponds with a word. The number represents how many letters are in that word. One means 'I'. Four means 'love' and three maens 'you'."

Wow. That's really cute. What does mine mean?

>Twi:"420? Hmm... I don't know."

>???:"I sure as hell know!"

>you turn around

>it's Rainbow Dash

>she doesn't look so good

Are you sure you ant to run with that hangover?

>RD:"Yyyyyep."

Where's Applejack?

>RD:"Bathroom."

She gonna be okay?

>RD:"Probably. I always feel better after I've thrown up."

 

>the race begins

>Twilight immediately falls behind

>her steady diet of bullshit and her sedentary lifestyle have caught up with her

>you're passing your fiancee in the race

>Twi:"Go on without me Anon! *huff* I'll be okay! Just win the gold for me!"

>you're not leaving her side

>Twi:"Anon! Stop slowing down for me. Don't let me hold you back!"

No. We're doing this together.

>you slow down to a pleasant jog

>Twi:"ANON! I want you to WIN."

I am winning.

>she reaches her breaking point and slows down to a trot

>Twi:"All I do is just hold you back."

No.

>she looks up at you with tears in her eyes

No. Listen to me. This is supposed to be fun. If I can't be with my special somep0ny it will never be fun.

>Twi:"B-but!"

>you stop jogging

Look around you. It's beautiful.

>leaves are falling all around the two of you

>the cornucopia of reds, yellows and oranges washes over the landscape

>you put your hand on her cheek

If I can't experience this with you... it's not worth it.

>Twi:"It is pretty."

Sounds like someone I know.

>Twi:"*giggle*"

>...

>Twi:"Could you take a picture?"

Of you?

>Twi:"No. The leaves and the path."

I won't take the picture unless it's perfect.

>Twi:"Okay."

>you aim your phone at the leaf strewn path

>it's beautiful, but not perfect

Hey Twi, could you move that pile of leaves around so they're evenly distributed?

>Twi:"Y-yeah."

>she trots into frame

>you wait for her to move the leaves

Twi, turn around and smile for me.

>Twi:"B-but!"

I found the perfect shot!

>Twi:"Okay but--"

SMILE!

>she smiles big, but at the last second she gives an awkward look

>you examine the picture

 

http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/#/d53t9he

 

>good enough

Hey Twi, why did you get all awkward?

>Twi:"Um... I uh..."

>...

>Twi:"I forgot to douche and the camera flash scared me and a little of... you... slipped out."

>...

That's gross Twi.

>Twi:"Sorry."

 

>all of a sudden, you see Applejack and Rainbow Dash wander out of the woods

>AJ:"Where's the trail?"

Uh. Right here.

>Twi:"But you're way behind. We're in last place."

>RD:"SHIIIIT!"

>they both waddle off

>they're going slow as fuck

>you look at Twilight with an evil glare in your eye

>she has the same idea

>Twi:"If we can't win the race against everyone..."

Shh! They can still hear!

>you huddle together with Twilight

I have a feeling Rainbow Dash and AJ are pacing themselves at the moment. If they know we want to beat them, they'll speed up. You got a plan Twi?

>Twi:"Yeah. Let's follow them really slowly and when the finish line approaches, we'll zoom ahead."

What if they're faster than us?

>Twi:"Hmm... I know! Lets get them to be really competitive! Then they'll both be really tired at the end."

>Luna:"Perfect plan"

>Twi:"Thanks."

>...

WAIT WHAT?

 

>Luna is in your huddle

Where did you come from??

>Luna:"I decided to race this year."

>Twi:"But you were behind us! We were in last place."

>Luna:"I think you'll find that I move at a more deliberate pace than you ruffians. Besides, I just got back from the market."

>she's eating an apple

>the levels of not give a fuck coming off Luna are off the charts right now

>Luna:"You'll have to catch up with them if you want to eventually beat them."

>Twi:"Oh yeah!"

>you and Twi resume jogging to catch up with Rainbow Dash and AJ

Princess Luna. Would you like to join us?

>Twilight whispers,

>Twi:"ANON! NOO! SHE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU."

We have to be polite to the Princess.

>maybe you can defuse this whole situation right here and now

>Luna:"I would love to go!"

>she jumps on a raincloud and hovers over to you and Twilight

>Twi:"*grumble* You're supposed to run to make the leaves fall."

>Luna:"What was that, humble subject?"

>Twi:"Nothing."

 

>you quickly catch up to Rainbow Dash and AJ

>Twilight' struggling

>you give her you water bottle and she guzzles the whole thing

Thanks.

>Twi:"What? I should be thanking you Anon! You gave me the water."

Oh yeah.

>nevermind

>Luna:"Do you have any more water for your noble princess, humble subject?"

How come you want my dick so badly Luna?

>she spits out apple chunks

>Twilight throws up some water in her mouth and spits it out

>Luna:"HOW DARE YOU?"

It's not exactly a secret. Celestia and Cadence sure as hell know.

>Twi:"ANON!"

>Twilight clings to your leg

>Twi:"P-princess! Please don't hurt him!"

>Luna:"Calm yourself, noble subject. He's right. I do have a... crush."

>Twi:"Oh thankyou.thankyou.thankyou.thankyou.thankyou!"

>Luna:"It has been a while since I've had a crush. Forgive me if I was rude."

By sending me these?

>you pull out the pornographic pictures of Luna

Yeah. That was way out of line. I have a fiancee.

>you can't help but blush when you see the pictures though. Luna is quite a bit more attractive than Twilight

>Twi:"Anon... I didn't know about those... why didn't you tell me?"

I knew it would make you a nervous wreck. I didn't want to do that to you.

>you hug Twilight

>you make sure that she can feel that you're hard

 

>Twi:"W-why do you have a crush on MY Anon? Do you just like to see me unhappy?"

>Luna:"No! It's hard to explain... I think it's his smell."

What?

>Twi:"Huh?"

>you smell your armpits

>smells like deodorant

>you see Luna sniff the air

>Luna:"Yeah...♥ Definitely the smell."

>you see her hind legs shuffle around

No. Seriously. WHAT?

>Luna:"Your smell reminds me of my..."

>she looks solemn

>she smells the air again

>Luna:"You smell exactly like my ex-special somep0ny."

>Twi:"Who? I've never read about this in the history books!"

>Luna:"It was a secret. A long time ago, me and Starswirl the Bearded used to date."

>Twi:"*gasp!*

 

~~~END PART 20~~~

 

Special Thanks to:

 

AEther

Albert Reginald

Atlas

Cheese Officer

Gadget

Shanked

Sudo

Codz

Sorc-sama

Techy

Laconic

NolongerAnon

Sherm

Zuul

Bastinator

Minto

Briham

ViolinAnon

One Trip

PonyGone

Brianhorn

Fillydelphian

 

and anyone else who helped cheer me up when I was feeling down. This chapter exists because of you :)