Title: LW Spaghetti Sparkle 19 - Egghead Artist Author: bettyspaghetti Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/P2WCaK4W First Edit: Wednesday 13th of June 2012 05:57:22 PM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 13th of June 2012 05:57:22 PM CDT Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 19   Previous Chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti   LW/Spaghetti Sparkle is an interactive story. Check it out here: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/   >you wake up the next morning >Twilight is predictably at your side >however, she's unpredictably awake >in fact, she's absolutely energetic and is typing away on her laptop in bed Hey Twi, good morning. >Twi:"It IS a good morning!" >she gives you a quick peck on the lips and goes back to what she was doing on her laptop >you look over to check out what she's doing >yep, that's DeviantART Those trolls still bothering you, honey? >Twi:"No. They usually don't bother me but I was drunk last night so they did." Speaking of... you don't have a hangover? >Twi:"Nope! Thanks to you, heartsweet." Please don't call me 'heartsweet', heartsweet. >Twi:"*giggle* Okay, but don't call me 'honey'. And definitely don't call me 'Twiley'." Twiley? >Twilight looks distant for a split second >Twi:"Yeah. It's what Shining Armor called me." Oh. >... How about no nicknames? >Twi:"Sounds good to me, heartsweet. *giggle*"   =======   >an hour passes >you've both been lazing around in bed >you've been browsing the internet on your phone >Twilight's taken a break from her DeviantART, only to be wrapped up in Naruto comics >she turns to you >Twi:"Could you take a picture of me?" Why? >Twi:"You baka. I want to remember this moment!" O-okay. >you get up and grab your phone >you're about to snap the shot when she says, >Twi:"Stop! Hold on I need to put my book away." >she closes the Naruto volume she was reading and places it on the bed-stand Okay, you ready now? >Twi:"Um..." >she pulls the blanket off of herself so you can see her entire body >Twi:"T-take a sexy picture? Please?" >she's blushing >you take the picture >Twi:"Let me see!" >you crouch down and show it to her >Twi:"Hmm... I don't like it. Take another one." >she makes a sexy pose >her expression tells you she's uncomfortable You sure? >Twi:"Um... actually no. How about this!" >she gets under the covers and peeks her little head out >you smile >it's cute Okay. You ready? >Twi:"Wait!" What now? >she scrambles for her Naruto comicbook >Twi:"Okay! Now!"   http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/art/me-in-bed-307367060   =======   >a few hours pass >you've eaten breakfast and are preparing for the Running of the Leaves >in the past, you used to run with the best athlete in Ponyville: your ex-marefriend Rainbow Dash >as the years went on, Applejack drifted away from Ponyville >you currently know why, but at the time it came as a huge shock for Rainbow Dash   >you kind of took Applejack's place as her running mate in the Running of the Leaves >this was one of the leading factors for why you eventually hooked up >but now Applejack is back! >she may have a limp leg now, but she can still run quite a few miles >considering what you heard last night, you're starting to wonder how she got that injury >it makes you sick to imagine it   >Luna usually shows up in the crowd, but she never runs >Twilight and Rainbow Dash have told you that, in the past, Celestia used to show up and say that the Running of the Leaves was one of her favorite events >in all your years living in Ponyville, you've never witnessed her attend >nevertheless, Twilight is a bit irked that Luna will be there >Twilight, even being the social retar-- student that she is, caught on that Luna has a crush on you >you have no idea why Luna wants your dick so bad >you should probably tell Twilight that Luna still sends you dirty photographs >but now's not the time >you have to convince Twilight to get her lazy flank out of bed and go running >for leaves   >you hear Twilight holler at you from the bedroom upstairs >Twi:"ANON!!" >you rush to see what's the matter What's wrong Twi?! >Twi:"I think I DO have a hangover! I just got a really bad headache." Hold on. Let be get you some water. >you almost stumble down the stairs while trying to get Twilight a glass of water >you return >Twi:"Anon. I read on the internet that you don't NEED to drink water to get better from a hangover. I could have juice or soda. It doesn't matter." Yeah, so? >Twi:"You lied to me! You said it NEEDED to be water. You BAKA jerk... Can you get me some ramune instead?" *sigh* Twilight, I'm trying to keep you healthy. >Twi:"You're NOT my parents. I can drink what I want." >you smirk >secret_weapon_activate.jpg I just want my fiancee to be as healthy as she can be when she carries my foal~ >... >Twi:"Hmph... give me the water." I'm glad you see it my way. >Twi:"You're STILL a baka-jerk. For your crime, you have to... um... give me a hug." Okay. >when you're hugging her, you feel her stomach rumble   When was the last time you ate? >Twi:"Exactly 6:34PM, last night." It's one o' clock right now. >Twi:"REALLY?? I've been so busy with my art that I forgot!" Yeah. I don't think you're hung over. You're just hungry. >she blushes >Twi:"Oops... Get me that grass from Ponymart. Please?" Okay, but we'll have to get you some healthier grass from now on. Ponymart has shit grass. I'll ask Rainbow Dash were she buys hers. >Twi:"Thanks?" >she looks over to the digital clock on her night-stand >Twi:"It's not one o' clock! It's 12:49PM."   >your fiancee >too eggheaded to eat   =======   >with a little more coaxing, you get her out of bed and away from her computer >she tries to get ready for the Running of the Leaves without getting distracted, but to no avail >every now and then, she checks her DeviantART >and tumblr >and youtube >and yahoo news >and reddit >eventually, she comes up to you, her laptop in tow >Twi:"Anon! Could you prove to this dang dirty troll that you have sex with me every night and that I'm NOT a virgin." >you read Twilight's posts   http://i.imgur.com/elMCc.jpg   >wow, she's pretty smug Twilight, I thought you learned not to brag about me. >Twi:"Oh... yeah. I guess. But wait! It's the internet! And he was trolling me first, so...?" >whatever, you don't care what she does online >you're in love with real Twilight, not online jerk Twilight I guess it's fine if he trolled you first. What do you want me to say?   http://i.imgur.com/RcLLB.png   >wow, drawing with a mouse is harder than you thought it would be >suddenly, Twilight is a great artist in comparison Hey Twi. I thought I should let you know that you're a WAY better artist than me. >she blushes >Twi:"Th-thanks Anon.?" >... >Twi:"I d-drew a picture of us about to k-kiss... What do you th-think?"   http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/art/me-and-Anon-about-to-kiss-307779752   >wow, she's so nervous about her art I love it Twi! We both look kind of goofy, but in a cute way. >you don't think she can blush any harder than she is >it's like when you first met all over again >Twi:"A-and... this is what I'm afraid will happen today at the Running of the L-Leaves."   http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/#/d53dets   Hahaha! You look so angry over there in the corner! >you look at Twilight >she's serious   Oh Twi! I would never do anything with Princess Luna. >Twi:"But... she's a princess and she can make you do stuff against your will!" >she looks like she's about to cry >Twi:"I know she has a SUPER huge crush on you." You're telling me, heh. >Twi:"Of course I'm telling you! You need to be warned!" It was a figure of speech. I already knew. >Twi:"Oh. Well... lets just be careful. Maybe Princess Celestia will be there instead." I doubt it. >Twi:"Yeah, me too. The Running of the Leaves is a September Equinox holiday. It's when Prnicess Celestia gets weaker and Luna starts to get stronger." So you think Celestia was full of shit when she said Running of the Leaves was one of her favorite holidays? >Twi:"THE PRINCESS IS NEVER FULL OF SHIT!" Sorry sorry sorry! I meant that she was just being nice when she said she liked Running of the Leaves and that she didn't really mean it. >Twi:"Hmph... Yeah. I guess."   >>Note to self: NEVER MAKE CELESTIA OUT TO BE ANYTHING BUT AN INFALLIBLE GOD-HORSE IN FRONT OF TWILIGHT   >>PS: Dayum Twilight. Dat ass just won't stop when you're angry! It gets all... uptight.   ~~~END PART 19~~~ Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/running-of-the-leaves-307768187