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LW Spaghetti Sparkle 19 - Egghead Artist

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  1. Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 19
  2.  
  3. Previous Chapters:
  4. http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
  5.  
  6. LW/Spaghetti Sparkle is an interactive story. Check it out here:
  7. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
  8.  
  9. >you wake up the next morning
  10. >Twilight is predictably at your side
  11. >however, she's unpredictably awake
  12. >in fact, she's absolutely energetic and is typing away on her laptop in bed
  13. Hey Twi, good morning.
  14. >Twi:"It IS a good morning!"
  15. >she gives you a quick peck on the lips and goes back to what she was doing on her laptop
  16. >you look over to check out what she's doing
  17. >yep, that's DeviantART
  18. Those trolls still bothering you, honey?
  19. >Twi:"No. They usually don't bother me but I was drunk last night so they did."
  20. Speaking of... you don't have a hangover?
  21. >Twi:"Nope! Thanks to you, heartsweet."
  22. Please don't call me 'heartsweet', heartsweet.
  23. >Twi:"*giggle* Okay, but don't call me 'honey'. And definitely don't call me 'Twiley'."
  24. Twiley?
  25. >Twilight looks distant for a split second
  26. >Twi:"Yeah. It's what Shining Armor called me."
  27. Oh.
  28. >...
  29. How about no nicknames?
  30. >Twi:"Sounds good to me, heartsweet. *giggle*"
  31.  
  32. =======
  33.  
  34. >an hour passes
  35. >you've both been lazing around in bed
  36. >you've been browsing the internet on your phone
  37. >Twilight's taken a break from her DeviantART, only to be wrapped up in Naruto comics
  38. >she turns to you
  39. >Twi:"Could you take a picture of me?"
  40. Why?
  41. >Twi:"You baka. I want to remember this moment!"
  42. O-okay.
  43. >you get up and grab your phone
  44. >you're about to snap the shot when she says,
  45. >Twi:"Stop! Hold on I need to put my book away."
  46. >she closes the Naruto volume she was reading and places it on the bed-stand
  47. Okay, you ready now?
  48. >Twi:"Um..."
  49. >she pulls the blanket off of herself so you can see her entire body
  50. >Twi:"T-take a sexy picture? Please?"
  51. >she's blushing
  52. >you take the picture
  53. >Twi:"Let me see!"
  54. >you crouch down and show it to her
  55. >Twi:"Hmm... I don't like it. Take another one."
  56. >she makes a sexy pose
  57. >her expression tells you she's uncomfortable
  58. You sure?
  59. >Twi:"Um... actually no. How about this!"
  60. >she gets under the covers and peeks her little head out
  61. >you smile
  62. >it's cute
  63. Okay. You ready?
  64. >Twi:"Wait!"
  65. What now?
  66. >she scrambles for her Naruto comicbook
  67. >Twi:"Okay! Now!"
  68.  
  69. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/art/me-in-bed-307367060
  70.  
  71. =======
  72.  
  73. >a few hours pass
  74. >you've eaten breakfast and are preparing for the Running of the Leaves
  75. >in the past, you used to run with the best athlete in Ponyville: your ex-marefriend Rainbow Dash
  76. >as the years went on, Applejack drifted away from Ponyville
  77. >you currently know why, but at the time it came as a huge shock for Rainbow Dash  
  78. >you kind of took Applejack's place as her running mate in the Running of the Leaves
  79. >this was one of the leading factors for why you eventually hooked up
  80. >but now Applejack is back!
  81. >she may have a limp leg now, but she can still run quite a few miles
  82. >considering what you heard last night, you're starting to wonder how she got that injury
  83. >it makes you sick to imagine it
  84.  
  85. >Luna usually shows up in the crowd, but she never runs
  86. >Twilight and Rainbow Dash have told you that, in the past, Celestia used to show up and say that the Running of the Leaves was one of her favorite events
  87. >in all your years living in Ponyville, you've never witnessed her attend
  88. >nevertheless, Twilight is a bit irked that Luna will be there
  89. >Twilight, even being the social retar-- student that she is, caught on that Luna has a crush on you
  90. >you have no idea why Luna wants your dick so bad
  91. >you should probably tell Twilight that Luna still sends you dirty photographs
  92. >but now's not the time
  93. >you have to convince Twilight to get her lazy flank out of bed and go running
  94. >for leaves
  95.  
  96. >you hear Twilight holler at you from the bedroom upstairs
  97. >Twi:"ANON!!"
  98. >you rush to see what's the matter
  99. What's wrong Twi?!
  100. >Twi:"I think I DO have a hangover! I just got a really bad headache."
  101. Hold on. Let be get you some water.
  102. >you almost stumble down the stairs while trying to get Twilight a glass of water
  103. >you return
  104. >Twi:"Anon. I read on the internet that you don't NEED to drink water to get better from a hangover. I could have juice or soda. It doesn't matter."
  105. Yeah, so?
  106. >Twi:"You lied to me! You said it NEEDED to be water. You BAKA jerk... Can you get me some ramune instead?"
  107. *sigh* Twilight, I'm trying to keep you healthy.
  108. >Twi:"You're NOT my parents. I can drink what I want."
  109. >you smirk
  110. >secret_weapon_activate.jpg
  111. I just want my fiancee to be as healthy as she can be when she carries my foal~
  112. >...
  113. >Twi:"Hmph... give me the water."
  114. I'm glad you see it my way.
  115. >Twi:"You're STILL a baka-jerk. For your crime, you have to... um... give me a hug."
  116. Okay.
  117. >when you're hugging her, you feel her stomach rumble
  118.  
  119. When was the last time you ate?
  120. >Twi:"Exactly 6:34PM, last night."
  121. It's one o' clock right now.
  122. >Twi:"REALLY?? I've been so busy with my art that I forgot!"
  123. Yeah. I don't think you're hung over. You're just hungry.
  124. >she blushes
  125. >Twi:"Oops... Get me that grass from Ponymart. Please?"
  126. Okay, but we'll have to get you some healthier grass from now on. Ponymart has shit grass. I'll ask Rainbow Dash were she buys hers.
  127. >Twi:"Thanks♥"
  128. >she looks over to the digital clock on her night-stand
  129. >Twi:"It's not one o' clock! It's 12:49PM."
  130.  
  131. >your fiancee
  132. >too eggheaded to eat
  133.  
  134. =======
  135.  
  136. >with a little more coaxing, you get her out of bed and away from her computer
  137. >she tries to get ready for the Running of the Leaves without getting distracted, but to no avail
  138. >every now and then, she checks her DeviantART
  139. >and tumblr
  140. >and youtube
  141. >and yahoo news
  142. >and reddit
  143. >eventually, she comes up to you, her laptop in tow
  144. >Twi:"Anon! Could you prove to this dang dirty troll that you have sex with me every night and that I'm NOT a virgin."
  145. >you read Twilight's posts
  146.  
  147. http://i.imgur.com/elMCc.jpg
  148.  
  149. >wow, she's pretty smug
  150. Twilight, I thought you learned not to brag about me.
  151. >Twi:"Oh... yeah. I guess. But wait! It's the internet! And he was trolling me first, so...?"
  152. >whatever, you don't care what she does online
  153. >you're in love with real Twilight, not online jerk Twilight
  154. I guess it's fine if he trolled you first. What do you want me to say?
  155.  
  156. http://i.imgur.com/RcLLB.png
  157.  
  158. >wow, drawing with a mouse is harder than you thought it would be
  159. >suddenly, Twilight is a great artist in comparison
  160. Hey Twi. I thought I should let you know that you're a WAY better artist than me.
  161. >she blushes
  162. >Twi:"Th-thanks Anon.♥"
  163. >...
  164. >Twi:"I d-drew a picture of us about to k-kiss... What do you th-think?"
  165.  
  166. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/art/me-and-Anon-about-to-kiss-307779752
  167.  
  168. >wow, she's so nervous about her art
  169. I love it Twi! We both look kind of goofy, but in a cute way.
  170. >you don't think she can blush any harder than she is
  171. >it's like when you first met all over again
  172. >Twi:"A-and... this is what I'm afraid will happen today at the Running of the L-Leaves."
  173.  
  174. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/#/d53dets
  175.  
  176. Hahaha! You look so angry over there in the corner!
  177. >you look at Twilight
  178. >she's serious
  179.  
  180. Oh Twi! I would never do anything with Princess Luna.
  181. >Twi:"But... she's a princess and she can make you do stuff against your will!"
  182. >she looks like she's about to cry
  183. >Twi:"I know she has a SUPER huge crush on you."
  184. You're telling me, heh.
  185. >Twi:"Of course I'm telling you! You need to be warned!"
  186. It was a figure of speech. I already knew.
  187. >Twi:"Oh. Well... lets just be careful. Maybe Princess Celestia will be there instead."
  188. I doubt it.
  189. >Twi:"Yeah, me too. The Running of the Leaves is a September Equinox holiday. It's when Prnicess Celestia gets weaker and Luna starts to get stronger."
  190. So you think Celestia was full of shit when she said Running of the Leaves was one of her favorite holidays?
  191. >Twi:"THE PRINCESS IS NEVER FULL OF SHIT!"
  192. Sorry sorry sorry! I meant that she was just being nice when she said she liked Running of the Leaves and that she didn't really mean it.
  193. >Twi:"Hmph... Yeah. I guess."
  194.  
  195. >>Note to self: NEVER MAKE CELESTIA OUT TO BE ANYTHING BUT AN INFALLIBLE GOD-HORSE IN FRONT OF TWILIGHT
  196.  
  197. >>PS: Dayum Twilight. Dat ass just won't stop when you're angry! It gets all... uptight.
  198.  
  199. ~~~END PART 19~~~
  200. Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
  201. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/running-of-the-leaves-307768187