LW Spaghetti Sparkle 16 - Wisest Unicorn (Semi-Clop)

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 16

 

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>you lay Twilight down on the couch like she's a princess

>you don't need to be dealing with Twilight-vomit at the moment

>Twi:"Go... get them all over here to be DRUNK hhehhehe with ME!"

>you nod and leave her side

>before you can get away though, she tries to grab you with her forehooves

Do you want me to go or stay?

>Twi:"*sigh* I... *gulp* don't know. I just want you heeerrrrreeeee. You said you'll alwaysss be by my side... NO! Dooooooo get my friends and convince them...?"

>she scratches her head

>Twi:"Tell them I want to... GET DRUNK hehehe..."

>she's a goner

>you get up to leave again

>she once again tries to grab you, but you ignore it

>Twi:"Unnggg... noooo"

>you look back to see your absolutely smashed fiancee laying on her back

>she's moving her legs in the air as if she were walking

>her head is lolled back and she's watching you stroll away

>she's breathlessly mouthing your name

>it's kind of cute

 

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>okay, you already know that getting Pinkie Pie or Rarity to drink is a non-starter

>you also don't want to encourage underage drinking, so Spike and Sweetie Belle are right out

>however, you've always wanted to share a brew with Spike

>he's always ahead of his age

>maybe some day

>you easily recruit Applejack, Spitfire and Rainbow Dash as drinking buddies for Twilight

>Rarity comes back from the bathroom after freshening up her horn

>you decide to let her know about Twilight's plans

>Rarity:"Drunk?! I'd LOVE to darling, but I'm on a program of REFORM and REPENTANCE. Drab, I know... I can't simply fall off the wagon now though. Or is it get back on the wagon? Which one is it dear? I can never remember."

Oh, I uh... think it's off the wagon. Anyway, I wasn't going to ask you to join in the drinking. I was wondering of you could take Fluttershy's place in the uh...

>Rarity:"Apples to Apples?"

Yeah. That. Could you convince Fluttershy to come drinking?

>Rarity:"Why don't you just ask her yourself? She adores you, darling."

Yeah. That's the problem. I want to make sure she really wants to drink. I don't want her to be blinded by my... absolutely dreamy face and demeanor~"

>Rarity isn't impressed

>Rarity:"I honestly have no idea what Twilight sees in you. You're just... I'm sorry but... you're an ugly ape."

>you fake incredulity

I never!

>Rarity:"I'm sorry, but as somewhat of an authority on fashion, I just don't see the appeal in humans."

Me neither! I mean... I don't understand Equestrian mare obsession with humans. Not that--

>Rarity:"Oh, I'm sure your eagerness to ravage my peers in no way paints you as estranged toward your own species. No way!"

Hey!

>now she is striking close to home

I dare you to spend one day on Earth. You wouldn't last five minutes.

>Rarity:"That may be, but I wouldn't fellate the first human male I saw!"

I didn't fellate Trixie! Listen, do you have a problem with me and Twilight getting married? Is that it?

>Rarity:"No no no! Just... I don't see the appeal. That's all.

>...

>Rarity:"I'll get Fluttershy."

You do that.

 

>finally, all of the ponies opposed to or not allowed to drink alcohol are playing alternative games of Apples to Apples and Candyland

>you invited Vinyl Scratch to join in, but she promised Pinkie Pie that she wouldn't drink

>spoilsport

>you make your way to the living room, carrying Rainbow Dash's two 12-packs of hard cider

>Twilight and Rainbow Dash make drunken howls when you walk in, since they're the drunkest it seems

>AJ:"Oh! It looks like you got there some of my patented cider--canned for your convenience!"

>you laugh

This isn't a commercial, AJ.

>Twilight loses her shit. It's as if you said the most funny thing in the universe

>Twi:"AH!! HAHAHAHAH! OH GOSH!! HAHAHAHAHA OH WOW~!"

>...

>RD:"How about... we play a game?"

>AJ:"No Twister! No siree."

>RD:"Nooo.... like... a drinking game!"

>Twi:"What's THAT???"

>RD:"It's like a *belch* contest--"

>Twilight's laughing hysterically at Rainbow's burp

>RD:"Heh heh... Anyway, it's a contest where we drink alcohol. Kind of like beer pong."

>Twi:"*hic* EXACTLY like beer pong!"

Beirut.

>RD&Twi:"WHATEVER!"

>...

>the drunk friends both laugh

 

>you look over to see Fluttershy silent on the couch

>she's got a bottle of Baileys all to herself

>she's drinking it straight from the bottle

>Twilight and Rainbow Dash catch your gaze on Fluttershy

>the look over

>RD:"Hey! Fluttershy! Not yet we're gonna play a game!"

>AJ:"Which one? We did this one back home where we put Doritos in our mouths and snorted Red Bull. Then we drank the Jack Daniels."

>...

>RD:"How is that even a game?"

>AJ:"The first to chew and swallow without spitting up wins!"

>Twi:"That's making my tummy hurt just thinking about it..."

>Spit:"I've played that game before!"

>RD:"No! Fuck that AJ. That's gross! I was going to suggest Wisest Unicorn."

>Twi:"*gigglesnort* I WIN! hehehe..."

>everyp0ny laughs

>FS:"But really... how do you *squeak* win?"

>RD:"First, you need duct tape. A lot of it."

Got it.

>RD:"Okay. When you drink one can of cider, you level up. Your first can makes you a level one unicorn wizard."

>eveyp0ny nods

>RD:"After you finish your first can, you tape it to your forehead, like so."

>Rainbow Dash quickly chugs a can of cider and duck tapes it to her forehead

>RD:"Now I'm a unicorn."

>everyp0ny nods again

>Twilight giggles

 

>RD:"When you drink another can, you have to duct tape it to your first can. The longer your horn, the wiser you are."

>Twi:"Um... question!!"

>RD:"Yes?"

>Twi:"What if you already have a unicorn horn?"

>RD:"Cut the can open to make it fit over your existing horn."

>Twi:"Okay!"

>Twilight quickly chugs some cider and uses magic to open the can over her horn

>Twi:"*giggle* I'm level one now!"

>RD:"Now watch out! Every time you level up you have to roll the dice."

>Rainbow Dash rolls two six sided die

>she rolled a four

>RD:"If you roll a seven, you have to fight a boss."

>AJ:"What in tarnation is a boss?"

>RD:"Hard liquor. You have to take a shot of hard liquor. You can't get passed level five, ten or fifteen unless you fight a boss."

>Twi:"*gulp*"

>Twilight rolled a seven

>Twi:"Um... What should I drink?"

>Rarity had been evesdropping on the whole thing and yelled out,

>Rarity:"Southern Comfort! It goes down really easy, darling. You won't feel a thing!"

>Twi:"Th-thanks Rarity... Anon, could you--?"

Sure.

>you pour some Southern Comfort into a shot glass for your fiancee

>Twi:"H-here it goes!"

 

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>an hour and a half has passed

>you're currently a level 5 wizard

>you haven't fought any bosses

>instead of taping cans to your head you convinced your drunk marefriends that wizards on Earth use staffs

>Twilight is a level 8 unicorn wizard. She's fought five bosses

>Rainbow Dash is a level 14 unicorn wizard. She's fought three bosses

>Fluttershy is a level 18 unicorn wizard who's fought six bosses

>Applejack is stuck on level 5, she should be on level 17

>Spitfire is passed out

>she fought a boss every level, of which she has 14

 

>Twi: Anon... I don't think I'll be the wisest unicorn."

>she looks sad, but also unbelievably tired

>her head is resting on your lap

>you lean down and whisper to her,

You'll always be the wizard of my life, Twi.

>there we go

>smiles

>Fluttershy is gunning for victory

>she's a silent drunk

>it's kind of creepy

>she stares at you every time she drinks a can of cider

 

>Twilight bursts into tears

>she's been browsing the internet on your phone

>you grab your phone from her and look at what happened

>http://i.imgur.com/MsykR.png

>Twi:"I'll... I'll be such a good mom! They'll see. *sob*"

>AJ:"What happened sugarcube?!"

>RD:"Yeah! *hic* What happened?!"

Someone on the internet said Twilight would be a terrible mom... They even drew a picture of her drinking alcohol when she's pregnant. Bastards.

>RD:"Don't listen to those... JERKS! You'll be a GREAT mom! Just like MY mom. I know it!"

>AJ:"Yeah! You're so caring and smart! I'm sure you'll raise quite the filly or colt!"

>Rarity and Pinkie Pie trot over

>Rarity:"I couldn't help but overhear... I just want to let you know Twilight. I want to let you know that you'll be a great mom to... whatever comes of your union."

>Twilight starts shaking

>she looks up at you

>only you can see her livid face

>she snaps around

>Twi:"IT'LL BE A FOAL! NOT SOME FREAK!"

>she breaks down into sobs again

>she buries her face into your lap

>Pinkie Pie scowls at Rarity

>PP:"How could you say such a thing?!"

>Rarity:"I'm sorry! I just... I--"

>Rarity gallops away to the guest room

>Pinkie Pie gets close enough to whisper to Twilight

>PP:"Don't listen to her. I'm sure your foal will be great and beautiful and smart and silly and fun and sexy!"

>through your lap, Twilight manages a muffled response

>Twi:"Thanks Pinkie..."

>PP:"You need to go apologize to Rarity. She was only trying to make you feel better."

>Twi:"But... but she..."

>AJ:"Rarity might be a little bit of a stick in the mud, but she was only trying to help."

>Twi:"Okay... tomorrow."

 

>Fluttershy sits back in the recliner

>her head lolls to the side and she looks at everyone consoling Twilight

>FS:"HEY! ... HEY TWI."

>everyp0ny turns

>FS:"I'M REALLY JEALOUS OF YOU eheheh."

>...

>FS:"I LOVE YOU ANON... DID YOU KNOW???"

>everyp0ny is shuffling around awkwardly

>she's clearly more drunk than anyp0ny else

>Twi:"Yeah! I did know you love Anon! I bet this makes you suuuuuper jealous!"

>Twilight uses her magic to grab your body

>her magical grip is less refined than when she's sober

>she pulls you into a kiss

>FS:"heheheh! That makes me REALLY jealouss!!!! I have a tulpa though!! Come here Anon-chan!"

>she starts making out with an invisible form

>it's dead quiet

>Twi:"Pick me up Anon. Bring me to bed."

>you oblige

Hey Pinkie. It looks like the party is over. You think you can help Rainbow Dash home? She's--

>Rainbow Dash stumbles into your coffee table and shatters the glass

>...

>RD:"I'M OKAY!"

>Pinkie Pie looks at you with worry

>PP:"I think I can do it?"

I'll take Applejack home.

>Twi:"Aw!! I THOUGHT we were going to FUCK. Right NOW!"

>FS:"*gasp*"

>Twi:"That's right! ehhehe... me and Anon are going to have hot sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx laterrrr... heeheheheh."

>FS:"Can I watch????"

>Twi:"NO! Our sexxxxxx is PRIVATE. But..."

>she slurps up some drool

>Twi:"You can spend the night if you want. I'm sure you'll hear some thingssss heheheehhhhehe."

>Fluttershy quickly nods

>she leans back in the recliner and pretends to sleep

>every couple of seconds she opens an eye to peek and see if you're gone yet

 

>you make your way for the bedroom

>before you can make it, you accidentally step on Spitfire

>you stepped on her stomach

>oh no

>vomit erupts from her open maw, making a small pool on the wooden floor

>she's still sleeping

>only the dead can know peace from these mares

 

>you lay Twilight down in bed

>she immediately starts masturbating

>Twi:"Are you surrre?? We can do it really quick! Just... put it in. Please?"

Not yet. I have to go make sure AJ gets home safely.

>Twi:"But.... BUT! Um... she can spend the night too! Don't you want her to hear our loud rutting too? hehehe"

She told me she wants to go. She told me--

>you turn around

>you see Twilight is spread eagle on the bed

>she is pulling her labial lips apart

>her pussy is on full display

>Twi:"I want you."

I... I need to go!

>Twi:"I need you--HEY! I'm your FIANCEE! You have to do what I say! COME BACK!"

 

>Pinkie Pie is getting Rainbow Dash all bandaged up

Come on AJ, lets go.

>AJ:"Ah could jus' spend the night if it ain't too much trouble..."

NO!! I mean... you don't want that. Trust me. It's going to get loud.

 

~~~END PART 16~~~

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