LW Spaghetti Sparkle 15 - The Party

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 15

 

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>the ring Twilight gave you is just a simple golden band with an inscription on the inside

 

"Love is in Bloom, within my heart is the stranger from a strange land."

 

>you read it aloud to considerable fanfare

>according to pony custom, everyp0ny present kisses you on the cheek (even Spike)

>then, Twilight comes in last and kisses you on the lips

 

>after silently cuddling with your fiancee for a few minutes, Pinkie Pie becomes restless

>it looks like she has to pee

>her eyes are darting every-which-way

>her mouth is closed and her cheeks are dilating like balloons

>PP:"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"

>she hops off behind the kitchen counter

>suddenly, she pulls a new pony, Vinyl Scratch, out from below

>she has a turntable

>she lays down the phat beatz

>fuck_year.png

>Vinyl Scratch is a super famous DJ pony

>Pinkie Pie sure has some scary-awesome connections!

 

>PP:"Let's play... CANDYLAND!"

>Rarity groans

>RD:"It's only four-player."

>PP:"You're right! That's a huge big totally bad PROBLEM! Hmmmmm. We should draw straws, because I know everyp0ny wants to play Candyland. It's the best game ever!"

>RD:"Actually! You're in luck. I hate Candyland.

>PP:"WHAATT? How can you hate Candyland?! Well, whatever. What are you gonna do instead?"

>Rainbow Dash turns to you

>RD:"Hey Anon?"

Yeah?

>RD:"How about some beer pong?"

Paddles or no?

>RD:"I didn't bring paddles."

Then it's Beirut.

>RD:"Whatever, fag."

Who's your team-member?

>RD:"Spitifre. You?"

Isn't it obvious?

>you pull Twilight close

>Twi:"Wait a sec! I'm not sure... I haven't really drank alcohol before..."

>PP:"Waitwaitwaitwait! ALCOHOL?"

>RD:"Yeah, so?"

>PP:"Alcohol is WRONG you sillies! Capitol "R" WRONG! I could give you one billion million quintillion zillion reasons for why alcohol is wrong!"

>RD:"Really? Me and Anon drink all the time. At least, we used to."

>PP:"And just LOOK what happened to your super cute relationship!"

>Twilight brushes herself up to you

>Rainbow Dash turns beet red and looks absolutely livid

>RD:"HOW DARE YOU!"

>PP:"I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! Just... I'm sorry. Alcohol didn't put a lot of smiles on ponies faces where I'm from. I'm sorry."

>RD:"Just play Candyland, okay?"

>PP:"I'm sorry."

>Pinkie Pie retires to the Candyland board

 

>Rarity:"If it's any consolation Pinkie, I know what you mean. I had a problem not too long ago."

>PP:"Thanks... Anywho! Whooo's playing Candyland with me!?"

>Spike, Sweetie Belle, Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy raise they're hooves and claws

>PP:"Rats! Still too many..."

>AJ:"It's okay... ah'll jus play Twister over there. Heh... Ah always wanted to try it."

>Rarity:"M-me too!"

>PP:"That settles it! Me, Spike, Sweetie Belle, and Fluttershy will play Candyland! Wohoo!"

>AJ:"Hey Anon, could you spin the Twister dial for Rarity and ah when we get too tangled up?"

Sure sure.

 

>Twi:"Anon... I'm still not so sure about the alcohol thing."

>you can tell she's legitimately concerned

>Twi:"What if I say something I don't mean or do something weird or throw up or--?"

It'll be okay. I'll protect you and I won't take anything you say with anything but a grain of salt, if you're drunk that is. I doubt you'll get anything but buzzed. How old are you?

>Twi:"Twenty-four."

You'll be fine. You're a grown mare who should be able to take some alcohol.

>Twi:"O-okay!♥"

>it strikes you as kind of weird that you had to ask your fiancee how old she was just now

>however, mares in Equestria all typically look the same age, so it's not THAT weird

>the moment strikes you and you suddenly feel the need to reveal your age to Twilight

I'm twenty-seven, by the way.

>Twi:"I know."

>of course she would

 

>PP:"I WIN!"

>what?

>RD:"You... what?"

>PP:"I already won! I told you I'm the best at Candyland!"

B-but it's a game based on chance! How could you possibly be... good?

>PP:"Superior strategy."

>SB:"The first card she pulled was the "Ice Cream Sea".  It brought her to the end of the board on her first turn."

>PP:"See! Strategy!"

>SB:"NO! LUCK!"

>PP:"You mad? Wanna try again?"

>SB:"GLADLY!"

>Spike:"Sweetie Belle, calm down."

>SB:"No Spiky! We're gonna win this together. Pinkie Pie, can we trade cards if we want to?"

>PP:"Sure... heh, if you think you can beat Pinkie Pie, you can do what ever cerneveling conniving cer-traps you can... cer-n up with *giggle*!"

>FS:"I'll just... *squeekmumble*"

>SB:"You're ON!"

 

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>Twilight seems to be losing her nerve again

>she whispers in your ear,

>Twi:"*gulp* Can't we just dance? I'm... still not sure."

Don't you want to beat that overly-competitive Rainbow Dash and show my ex-marefriend a thing or two?

>Twi:"Heck yeah!"

Well then, let's show them who's the undisputed champ!

>Twi:"But I've never played before. How could I possibly be a champ?"

Okay, never mind that. Let's show them who has the home-tree advantage.

>Twi:"I don't think that matters."

Damn it Twi! I'm trying to rev you up. I'm tryin' to get you excited!

>Twi:"Oh... I'm such a baka when it comes to sports... How about a kiss to warm me up instead!?"

Hm... not until the game is over. How about that?

>she bites her lip

>Twi:"Okay..."

 

>there are ten cups placed in triangle formation on either side of the table

>Rainbow Dash borrowed some painters-tape from Twilight's arts and crafts room and made a midway point

>the stage is set

>you flip a coin to determine which team goes first

>you and Twilight go first

Try a bounce shot.

>Twi:"I'll try Anon..."

>her ball hits the kitchen table, bounces up and over the drinks and completely misses

>Twi:"DARN!"

>Spitfire retorts with a lifetime's knowledge of the game and scores a hit on the first try

>Twilight takes a sip of the beer and spits it out on her first taste

>Twi:"Ew!"

Here Twi, I'll get you a chaser. What do you want?

>Twi:"*cough* Maybe the blue Ramune?"

Blue. Got it.

>you return with blue Ramune and she gulps down the rest of the beer with the chaser

>Twi:"*sniff* Thanks."

>RD:"What's the matter? Can't handle a little beer? Heheh."

>Twi:"I can too!"

>Twilight tosses another ball, even though it's supposed to be your turn

>she misses spectacularly

>Twi:"*sigh*"

It's okay. They won't--"

>Rainbow, speed demon that she is, takes her turn and scores on your side in less than ten seconds

>RD:"You have to drink again Twi, since you were the last throw on your team."

>Twilight turns to you

>Twi:"Do I have to?"

Unfortunately, yes.

>Twi:"*sigh* Here I go."

>she does much better this time

>when she's done and she wipes her mouth, you give her the chaser

>Twi:"No! I don't need that anymore."

>she wants to show off that she's just as good as Rainbow Dash at drinking alcohol

 

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>meanwhile, Pinkie Pie has won Candyland a consecutive 6 times

>Sweetie Belle is furious

>she's speaking through her teeth

>SB:"LETS... PLAY... A... DIFFERENT... GAME..."

>PP:"Apples to Apples! We're going to play Apples to Apples!"

>Sweetie Belle's face lights up

>she grabs Spike and whispers something in his ear

>with a huge grin on her face,

>SB:"Excellent! I go first!

>FS:"Actually... I get to go first since you um... promised... *squeak*"

>SB:"What?"

>FS:"Um... you promised me and Spike that if we gave you our cards in Candyland that we could go first next time..."

>Sweetie Belle looks at Spike

>Spike:"I revoke my right to go first!"

>Sweetie Belle turns her gaze to Fluttershy

>a brief staring contest ensues

>FS:"Okay! Never mind..."

>you find it difficult to believe that Sweetie Belle had become such a smooth Machiavellian since the last time you saw her six years prior

>show business is hard...

>plus, having Rarity as a sister probably helped

 

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>it's your turn to throw

>you manage to get one this time

>Rainbow takes a drink

>she chugs it faster than Twilight ever could

>the empty cup is placed back on the table

>It's Spitfire's turn

>she misses an arc shot at your back row of cups

>Twilight is up once again

>she throws a fastball into...

>their empty cup!

>Twi:"YATTA! I GOT ONE! Anon! Did you see?"

>RD:"Full her up and take a drink, Twi."

>Twi:"Wh-What!!??"

You can't put your ball into cups already emptied. If you do, you have to fill them up and drink them yourself."

Twi:"DARN IT ALL!"

>she takes a drink

>Twi:"It's getting easier every time. My mouth is getting numb~ hehe"

>oh boy

 

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>eventually, you only have one out of your original ten cups

>Rainbow Dash and Spitfire have four cups left

>Twilight's hand-eye coordination, while shitty from the start, went out the window after her sixth drink

>she is blitzed

>by this time, Rarity and Applejack were tangled up in Twister and needed help spinning the dial

>AJ:"Hey Anon! We need your help over 'ere!"

>it is your turn

>Twi:"It'shh oaky! ANON! I'll go... I'll do it... heh."

>you nod

>Twilight tries to make her way over to the Twister pad, but her drunkenness is causing her to stumble

>Twi:"Wow! Hehe Whao!"

>to mitigate her stumbling, she decided to start galloping

>she started slow at first

>then she got to full speed

>Twi:"I'm coming friendsss!"

>she didn't realize that her momentum would make her crash face first into the Rarity-AJ tangle

>AJ:"AHH!"

>Rarity:"AHH!"

>CRASH!!

 

>Twi:"Unng... ANON! Help!"

>you run over to the tangled mess of limbs

>AJ:"*sigh* Twi, I'm only gonna ask this once. Get yer horn outta mah butt."

>Rarity:"Actually. EW.EW.EW.EW.EW.EW.EW.EW.EW.EW. It's mine... D-Do you wipe, Applejack?"

AHHHHhhh OKAY! Let's get you ladies untangled, shall we?

 

>all by yourself, you help your friends untangle

>Sweetie Belle is too engrossed in winning Apples to Apples against Pinkie Pie using dirty tactics

>Spike always throws in with Sweetie Belle

>Fluttershy usually capitulates with some heavy staring

>Pinkie Pie is losing, but she doesn't seem to care

>Rainbow Dash, Spitfire and Vinyl Scratch are all smoking weed in the kitchen, not really caring that their game is on hold

 

>you get everyp0ny out of the mess okay

>Twilight's too lazy to walk, so you carry her to the couch

>Twi:"Am I the only one who's drunk?"

Yeah, pretty much.

>Twi:"Can we forfeit the game?

Sure.

>you turn to Rainbow Dash and Spitfire

HEY LOSERS! WE FORFEIT!

>brohooves were had

>Twilight get's her promised kiss

 

What do you want to do now? It's your party.

>Twi:"We should... get everp0ny else drunk! Like me!"

 

~~~END PART 15~~~