Title:           LW Spaghetti Sparkle 13 - Bitter Kiss
Author:          bettyspaghetti
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First Edit:      Tuesday 29th of May 2012 02:27:35 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 29th of May 2012 02:27:35 AM CDT

Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 13
 
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>You should have seen it
>Twilight was destined to create an anime-club
>you're so proud of her for figuring out her new calling
>maybe, in the future, she'll even get a real job
>but for now, a small administrative task was just what the doctor ordered
>you hope that meetings won't take place in Twilight's house
>however, your hopes are tempered by the fact that Twilight's house was once a library
>there's no doubt that meetings will take place in the home
>all hope is lost
 
>Twilight beckoned you to cuddle with her on the bean-bag chair and watch the remaining episodes of Fruits Basket and Fullmetal Alchemist
>Twilight is trying to fish a kiss out of you, but she's been eating garlic-crust pizza
>nope, don't want none of that business
>her lips are puckered together in an unsubtle attempt to smooch
>nope
>her eyes flicker open and look at you
>your head turns away just in time and she thinks you were enthralled with the anime, rather than avoiding her advances
>her greasy, garlic pizza-lips make a squelching sound to draw your attention
>nope, definitely ignoring that
>DDog:"SHH Purple Pony! I must know what the great Edward Elric has discovered about the philosopher's stone!"
>Twi:"Hmph."
>you look down at her
What?
>Twi:"Kiss me, baka."
>you oblige
>whether it was her intention or not, her greasy tongue made sure to cover every inch of your mouth with garlic breath
>ehhh
>the garlic-kiss wasn't that bad
>she's still going to need to brush when you get home though
 
>Twilight convinces you to stay the night at the Diamond Dog's lair
>she isn't so lucky in convincing her friend Rainbow Dash
>Spitfire leaves as well, but says she's determined to return for the next meeting of anime-club
>in the morning, you and Twilight set out for Ponyville
>crossing the mountainous and rocky terrain to the Diamond Dog lair was a lot simpler when your companions could fly
>Twilight, an out of shape mess, required frequent breaks and even more frequent pep talks to get her through the rough wilderness
>she had the ability to teleport, which was a boon, but she got tired quickly when she used it so she resigned to begging for you to carry her
>it's a good thing that you did too, since her magic prevented a couple of rockslides and even saved you from getting lost a few times
>if she had been tired when the rockslides happened, you probably wouldn't have found your way back home so easily
>besides, carrying your fiancee wasn't so much a burden as it was an honor
>you're her knight in shining armor!
>oh wait... that sounded bad
 
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>it's afternoon by the time you get back to town
>you decide to stop by Rarity's place and drop off the gems she loaned you
>for some unfathomable reason, Rarity is outside wearing her disheveled bathrobe
>she's crying on the porch
>Spike is there holding a shade over Rarity
>Twilight looks at you with concern and you both run over to Rarity
>Twi:"What's wrong? Are you okay Rarity?"
>she is in no state to speak
>instead, Spike shows Twilight a note
>Twilight gasps in horror
What is it Twi?
>Twi:"Rarity has termites."
>you already knew that
>she already knew that
>why is Twi surprised?
>could she be acting since she's not supposed to know that the Carousel Boutique has termites?
>no way
>she's not that socially savvy
>not yet, at least
 
>Rarity:"*sob* M-m-MAGIC termites!"
>Spike nods
What's so horrifying about that? Can't you just kill them?
>Twi:"Shhh!"
>Twilight pulls you aside
>Twi:"You're making this harder for her!"
What? What's the difference between--
>Twi:"Magic termites can't be killed, not with magic or otherwise."
Oh.
>Twi:"They can only be contained. Rarity won't have a home."
That's not so bad. She's rich now, right? Can't she just buy another home?
>Twilight just shakes her head
>Twi:"The Carousel Boutique was a custom built house... it holds a lot of memory for her. Can't you be a little more sympathetic?"
>...
>Twi:"She's going to move in with us for a while."
>Twilight gives you a devious smirk
>oh no. She's plotting again...
>Twi:"That way, we can keep a closer eye on those two *sigh* love birds..."
>Twilight won't be detoured
>she's got that look in her eye
>Twi:"Oh Rarity~"
 
>Rarity:"*sniff*Hmm?"
>Twi:"I've got a, as you would say, FABULOUS idea!"
>Twilight's smile is off the charts
>Rarity:"What is it dearie?"
>Twi:"You should live..."
>she points at you and herself
>Twi:"With me and Anon!"
>there is no way the smile across Twilight’s face is physically possible, even for a cartoon pony
>Spike looks horrified
>Rarity:"The eviction notice gives me 3 months to--"
>Twi:"You should move in NOW! Then... you can start getting work done on the NEW and IMPROVED Carousel Boutique!"
>Rarity:"I don't know... Sweetie Belle was supposed to come live with me for the winter. Are you okay with her staying too?"
>Twi:"Of course! But... what about Spike? I'm not sure if he's okay with it."
>Spike:"Yeah I'm--"
>Rarity:"You're completely fine with it! Look at how generous Twilight's being. This is absolutely fantastic!"
>Twi:"Great! You'll move in tomorrow!"
 
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>as you carry Twilight the rest of the way home, Twilight looks up at you
What?
>Twi:"I'm not sure if I can make Spike and Rarity work out. They seem pretty..."
Foregone?
>Twi:"Yeah..."
Maybe you should teach them a thing or two about relationships.
>she blushes
>Twi:"I can't-- hehe *giggle* you baka! I'm not good enough yet!"
Of course you are!
>she wiggles up for a kiss
>this time, the garlic breath she had before has aged within her mouth
>this time, your kiss wasn't so great
 
>however, this wasn't the most bitter thing to happen today
>as you approach the front door to Twilight's home, you spot a familiar note
 
EVICTION NOTICE:
 
It has come to our attention that there is an infestation of Termitidae Aracanum, commonly known as the magic termite, within your residence. To prevent further spread of the scourge, your house: SPARKLE RESIDENCE, will be demolished. Eviction must come before the date:  DECEMBER 23. We are sorry to inconvenience you, however, this menace will spread to other non-unicorn homes if we do not act quickly and in an orderly fashion. Thank you for your time and your cooperation citizen, TWILIGHT SPARKLE.
 
For more info, please visit:
www.therealequestianmonarchy.gov/termitidaearacanum/relocation/area11/ponyville
 
~~~END PART 13~~~