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LW Spaghetti Sparkle 10 - Return to the Store

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  1. Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 10
  2.  
  3. Previous Chapters:
  4. http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti
  5.  
  6. LW/Spaghetti Sparkle is an interactive story. Check it out here:
  7. http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
  8.  
  9. >after the Bleach sex role-play, you and Twilight made love two more times that night
  10. >no bullshit role-play, no weird magic
  11. >you gave her just what she needed
  12. >the next morning, you get ready to go back to work
  13. >you finally shave after almost a month
  14. >feelsgoodman.jpg
  15. >Twilight is there in the bathroom while you shave
  16. >she's on the toilet, douching
  17. >only_the_dead_can_know_peace_from_this_evil.bmp
  18. >you need to get the fuck out of here
  19. >you shave too fast and cut your face
  20. >FUCK
  21. >Twi:"What are you getting ready for? Where are you going?"
  22. Oh! I'm going back to work sweetie.
  23. >Twi:"O-oh..."
  24. >she suddenly stops douching and gallops off
  25.  
  26. >you arrive at work for the first time in a long time
  27. >the store is different
  28. >your house is different
  29. >Pinkie Pie painted it pink again
  30. >there's a big neon sign with Pinkie's face on it
  31. >oh no
  32. >you bust into the video store
  33. >whew! It's not a strip club
  34. >or a sex dungeon
  35. >just your regular old video store
  36. >Rainbow Dash is at the counter
  37. >RD:"ANON?! You're finally better?!"
  38. >she flies over to you and tackles you to the ground in a warm hug
  39. >RD:"I've... I've missed you. We didn't really get to talk in the hospital that much since... uh..."
  40. I know, Twilight's been known to hover.
  41. >RD:"HOVER?! Sheesh... Anyway! I got the store up and running again. Pinkie Pie renovated the store while we were both gone and uh... well..."
  42. *gulp* Sex dungeon?
  43. >RD:"Sex dungeon."
  44. DAMN IT!
  45.  
  46. >Rainbow Dash climbs off of you
  47. >RD:"Chill! Chill! It's only in the basement!"
  48. >she points a hoof at the stairwell to the basement
  49. >you can see a dim red glow emanate from the dark staircase
  50. Couldn't you find her some regular work? Maybe, ya'know? In the store we run?
  51. >RD:"Trust me... I tried. She doesn't work well with the customers. Or maybe... she works TOO well."
  52. So, we've gained a reputation?
  53. >RD:"Kinda yeah."
  54. >you're livid
  55. >RD:"It's okay it's okay! Chill chill chill! It's all good now!"
  56. HOW. CAN. IT. BE. OKAY? THERE. IS. A. SEX. DUNGEON. ENTRANCE. RIGHT. OVER. THERE.
  57. >RD:"There's a... separate entrance for Pinkie's... um... sex dungeon. We just opened and I usually put a padlock over that one over there. CHILL.
  58. >she shuts the new steel door to the basement and locks it with an oversized padlock
  59. >RD:"Ponies are coming back again! We have customers again! It'll be okay Anon! Applejack has been helping out on the business side!"
  60. >you sigh to yourself
  61. >the circumstances couldn't be poorer, but you need to save up for Twilight's wedding ring
  62. >you're only going to be working here for a month or two anyway, you may as well deal with it
  63. *sigh* Any other news?
  64. >Rainbow Dash smirks
  65. >RD:"We've made a new hire."
  66. >you've got your face in your palm and you muffle under your hand,
  67. Who?
  68. >RD:"Heheheheh Check it out."
  69.  
  70. >you see an ugly yellow pony with orange hair behind the counter
  71. Spitfire?
  72. >RD:"*giggle* YEAH! Ever since I replaced her on the Wonderbolts, she's been through hard times. She got addicted to a whole manner of different drugs... yadda yadda yadda-- but she's made it through rehab."
  73. She looks high right now.
  74. >RD:"Oh. She just smokes a lot weed now. A LOT. It's cool."
  75. Currently? You mean, on the job?
  76. >Rainbow Dash gives you a serious face
  77. >RD:"She's a very functional stoner."
  78.  
  79. >you walk over to Spitfire and hold out your hand for a shake
  80. Hello Spitfire.
  81. >Spit:"Heeeeeeeeeeey... can I help you find a movie?"
  82. >she doesn't know you're her boss
  83. >you decide to test her chops as a salespony
  84. Yeah. I'm looking for a comedy, any suggestions?
  85. >Spit:"I'm a huuuuuge fan of "Horsald and Coltmar go to Canterlot Castle for Winter Wrap-up."
  86. I'm looking for a drama.
  87. >Spit:"Scarflank. It's really cool because he does, like, A TON of blow and shoots ponies."
  88. Sad movie. I'm looking for a sad movie.
  89. >Spit:"Requiem for a Dream about Ponies."
  90. >she's quick
  91. >all of her movies are about drugs, but she's quick on her hooves
  92. Congratulations! You're not fired for being high in the job!
  93. >Spit:"Yusssssssss."
  94. >you walk away, back toward Rainbow Dash
  95. >Spit:"WAIT!? You're my boss?!"
  96. Yep!
  97.  
  98. >because of mythical creature law, Spitfire will most likely be paid a higher wage than you
  99. >fucking speciesist laws
  100. >at least Applejack is taking care of the business side now
  101. >you'll never have to deal with that bitch Silver Spoon and the mythical creature protection agency
  102. >Applejack will most likely be taking care of the "wage equalization" from now on
  103. >since she's a friend, it doesn't hurt as much
  104. >still hurts though
  105. >if you had full ownership of your store without "wage equalization" you would make enough bits to buy Twilight a wedding ring every day
  106. >of course, you could always ask your friends, particularly the obscenely wealthy Applejack and Rainbow Dash, to help you buy Twilight's wedding ring
  107. >however, that wouldn't be YOUR work
  108. >Fuck, it wouldn't even be your wedding ring
  109. >it would be Applejack's or Rainbow Dash's
  110. >no, it needs to be yours
  111.  
  112. >you're not sure if Twilight is buying you your wedding ring or making it herself
  113. >you're fine with whatever
  114. >you're fairly sure, however, that Twilight's weekly stipend isn't enough to buy something amazing
  115. >nevertheless, you're truly interested in what Twilight will come up with
  116. >For Twilight, you've had your eye on a gold ring that has a purple topaz gemstone
  117. >the Topaz is shaped like a lilac
  118. >Twilight's favorite flower
  119. >if you remember correctly, lilacs symbolize "first love"
  120. >oh, how well that fits!
  121. >the marriage ceremony is set to take place at the end of March, when lilacs bloom
  122. >Twilight can't wait, she--
  123. >wait... is that Twilight over there?
  124.  
  125. >Twilight is standing in the video store entrance
  126. >her eyes are bloodshot
  127. >Applejack is behind her
  128. >Twi:"*sniff* A-Anon..."
  129. Twilight! What's wrong?!
  130. >Applejack gently shoves Twilight out of the way
  131. >AJ:"Let me handle this, sugarcube."
  132. >Applejack takes you off to the side
  133.  
  134. What's this about? Did something happen?
  135. >AJ:"Oh, don't worry yer little head Anon. She just misses workin' is all. I told her that the best way to get rid o' that feelin' is to get workin' right away! Good thing I have the means to provide her with a job huh? Heh heh heh! So, when you go back over there, she's gonna ask you to hire her, and--"
  136. No.
  137. >AJ:"What?"
  138. No.
  139. >AJ:"You know I don't like hearin' no, righ'?"
  140. She's not working here.
  141. >AJ:"Anon! I own this here establishment and I promised that FIANCEE of yers a job near her one and only! That's YOU, ya oaf!"
  142. This isn't the answer.
  143. >AJ:"Course it is! Hard work  is always the answer to... ah? Wanting to work!"
  144. Twilight is just using that as a ploy to get near me again. She needs to learn to let go of me for a few hours. She needs to learn how to be alone for a while.
  145. >AJ:"Hmmm... that does sound mighty fishy."
  146. Maybe she DOES need a job though! Do you have any openings anywhere else? Maybe an administrative position?
  147. >AJ:"Nope... got nothin'... except... the sex dunge--? Oh Anon! I was jokin' around! Come back!"
  148.  
  149. >you pull Twilight aside
  150. >Twi:"*sniff* So... are you going to hire me♥?
  151. No.
  152. >Twi:"Wha-What?!"
  153. Listen Twi. This is MY job. I don't want you getting involved.
  154. >Twi:"B-but don't you love me??"
  155. Yes! Very much! It's just... I don't want to be your boss. That's a relationship I don't want to have with you. We're equals.
  156. >Twi:"I guess..."
  157. You also have to learn how to live without me for a while.
  158. >she starts crying her eyes out instantaneously
  159. Whoa whoa whoa! What's going on!?
  160. >Twi:"WHERE ARE YOU GOING ANON!? ARE YOU MOVING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME??"
  161. What?! No! I meant that you need to learn how to live alone when I'm at work.
  162. >she stops crying as quickly as she started
  163. >Twi:"Oh."
  164. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. That's a quote from Earth. I'm sure you understand what it means?
  165. >Twi:"Y-yeah! Like... when you were stabbed and I couldn't talk to you and when you woke up I felt the most love that I'd ever felt!"
  166. Same thing here. I go to work, and you do something, and then when we're both done we can spend the rest of the day together or with friends.
  167. >Twi:"I should do something? I know! I'll--"
  168. I know you have hobbies, like anime and games, but I think you should get a job working somewhere or get a more constructive hobby.
  169. >Twi:"Oh... well... I can't open the library again since all the books were made digital years and years ago."
  170. >and the entire building kind of smells like semen and mare-cum with a whiff of waffles
  171. We'll figure it out together! How about that?
  172. >Twi:"That sounds great, but..."
  173. >a couple scrolls and a quill float toward the two of you
  174. >Twi:"I've learned more than one thing today, so I'll have to write more than one letter to the princess. Ready?"
  175. Always.
  176.  
  177. ~~~END PART 10~~~