- Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 10
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- >after the Bleach sex role-play, you and Twilight made love two more times that night
- >no bullshit role-play, no weird magic
- >you gave her just what she needed
- >the next morning, you get ready to go back to work
- >you finally shave after almost a month
- >feelsgoodman.jpg
- >Twilight is there in the bathroom while you shave
- >she's on the toilet, douching
- >only_the_dead_can_know_peace_from_this_evil.bmp
- >you need to get the fuck out of here
- >you shave too fast and cut your face
- >FUCK
- >Twi:"What are you getting ready for? Where are you going?"
- Oh! I'm going back to work sweetie.
- >Twi:"O-oh..."
- >she suddenly stops douching and gallops off
- >you arrive at work for the first time in a long time
- >the store is different
- >your house is different
- >Pinkie Pie painted it pink again
- >there's a big neon sign with Pinkie's face on it
- >oh no
- >you bust into the video store
- >whew! It's not a strip club
- >or a sex dungeon
- >just your regular old video store
- >Rainbow Dash is at the counter
- >RD:"ANON?! You're finally better?!"
- >she flies over to you and tackles you to the ground in a warm hug
- >RD:"I've... I've missed you. We didn't really get to talk in the hospital that much since... uh..."
- I know, Twilight's been known to hover.
- >RD:"HOVER?! Sheesh... Anyway! I got the store up and running again. Pinkie Pie renovated the store while we were both gone and uh... well..."
- *gulp* Sex dungeon?
- >RD:"Sex dungeon."
- DAMN IT!
- >Rainbow Dash climbs off of you
- >RD:"Chill! Chill! It's only in the basement!"
- >she points a hoof at the stairwell to the basement
- >you can see a dim red glow emanate from the dark staircase
- Couldn't you find her some regular work? Maybe, ya'know? In the store we run?
- >RD:"Trust me... I tried. She doesn't work well with the customers. Or maybe... she works TOO well."
- So, we've gained a reputation?
- >RD:"Kinda yeah."
- >you're livid
- >RD:"It's okay it's okay! Chill chill chill! It's all good now!"
- HOW. CAN. IT. BE. OKAY? THERE. IS. A. SEX. DUNGEON. ENTRANCE. RIGHT. OVER. THERE.
- >RD:"There's a... separate entrance for Pinkie's... um... sex dungeon. We just opened and I usually put a padlock over that one over there. CHILL.
- >she shuts the new steel door to the basement and locks it with an oversized padlock
- >RD:"Ponies are coming back again! We have customers again! It'll be okay Anon! Applejack has been helping out on the business side!"
- >you sigh to yourself
- >the circumstances couldn't be poorer, but you need to save up for Twilight's wedding ring
- >you're only going to be working here for a month or two anyway, you may as well deal with it
- *sigh* Any other news?
- >Rainbow Dash smirks
- >RD:"We've made a new hire."
- >you've got your face in your palm and you muffle under your hand,
- Who?
- >RD:"Heheheheh Check it out."
- >you see an ugly yellow pony with orange hair behind the counter
- Spitfire?
- >RD:"*giggle* YEAH! Ever since I replaced her on the Wonderbolts, she's been through hard times. She got addicted to a whole manner of different drugs... yadda yadda yadda-- but she's made it through rehab."
- She looks high right now.
- >RD:"Oh. She just smokes a lot weed now. A LOT. It's cool."
- Currently? You mean, on the job?
- >Rainbow Dash gives you a serious face
- >RD:"She's a very functional stoner."
- >you walk over to Spitfire and hold out your hand for a shake
- Hello Spitfire.
- >Spit:"Heeeeeeeeeeey... can I help you find a movie?"
- >she doesn't know you're her boss
- >you decide to test her chops as a salespony
- Yeah. I'm looking for a comedy, any suggestions?
- >Spit:"I'm a huuuuuge fan of "Horsald and Coltmar go to Canterlot Castle for Winter Wrap-up."
- I'm looking for a drama.
- >Spit:"Scarflank. It's really cool because he does, like, A TON of blow and shoots ponies."
- Sad movie. I'm looking for a sad movie.
- >Spit:"Requiem for a Dream about Ponies."
- >she's quick
- >all of her movies are about drugs, but she's quick on her hooves
- Congratulations! You're not fired for being high in the job!
- >Spit:"Yusssssssss."
- >you walk away, back toward Rainbow Dash
- >Spit:"WAIT!? You're my boss?!"
- Yep!
- >because of mythical creature law, Spitfire will most likely be paid a higher wage than you
- >fucking speciesist laws
- >at least Applejack is taking care of the business side now
- >you'll never have to deal with that bitch Silver Spoon and the mythical creature protection agency
- >Applejack will most likely be taking care of the "wage equalization" from now on
- >since she's a friend, it doesn't hurt as much
- >still hurts though
- >if you had full ownership of your store without "wage equalization" you would make enough bits to buy Twilight a wedding ring every day
- >of course, you could always ask your friends, particularly the obscenely wealthy Applejack and Rainbow Dash, to help you buy Twilight's wedding ring
- >however, that wouldn't be YOUR work
- >Fuck, it wouldn't even be your wedding ring
- >it would be Applejack's or Rainbow Dash's
- >no, it needs to be yours
- >you're not sure if Twilight is buying you your wedding ring or making it herself
- >you're fine with whatever
- >you're fairly sure, however, that Twilight's weekly stipend isn't enough to buy something amazing
- >nevertheless, you're truly interested in what Twilight will come up with
- >For Twilight, you've had your eye on a gold ring that has a purple topaz gemstone
- >the Topaz is shaped like a lilac
- >Twilight's favorite flower
- >if you remember correctly, lilacs symbolize "first love"
- >oh, how well that fits!
- >the marriage ceremony is set to take place at the end of March, when lilacs bloom
- >Twilight can't wait, she--
- >wait... is that Twilight over there?
- >Twilight is standing in the video store entrance
- >her eyes are bloodshot
- >Applejack is behind her
- >Twi:"*sniff* A-Anon..."
- Twilight! What's wrong?!
- >Applejack gently shoves Twilight out of the way
- >AJ:"Let me handle this, sugarcube."
- >Applejack takes you off to the side
- What's this about? Did something happen?
- >AJ:"Oh, don't worry yer little head Anon. She just misses workin' is all. I told her that the best way to get rid o' that feelin' is to get workin' right away! Good thing I have the means to provide her with a job huh? Heh heh heh! So, when you go back over there, she's gonna ask you to hire her, and--"
- No.
- >AJ:"What?"
- No.
- >AJ:"You know I don't like hearin' no, righ'?"
- She's not working here.
- >AJ:"Anon! I own this here establishment and I promised that FIANCEE of yers a job near her one and only! That's YOU, ya oaf!"
- This isn't the answer.
- >AJ:"Course it is! Hard work is always the answer to... ah? Wanting to work!"
- Twilight is just using that as a ploy to get near me again. She needs to learn to let go of me for a few hours. She needs to learn how to be alone for a while.
- >AJ:"Hmmm... that does sound mighty fishy."
- Maybe she DOES need a job though! Do you have any openings anywhere else? Maybe an administrative position?
- >AJ:"Nope... got nothin'... except... the sex dunge--? Oh Anon! I was jokin' around! Come back!"
- >you pull Twilight aside
- >Twi:"*sniff* So... are you going to hire me♥?
- No.
- >Twi:"Wha-What?!"
- Listen Twi. This is MY job. I don't want you getting involved.
- >Twi:"B-but don't you love me??"
- Yes! Very much! It's just... I don't want to be your boss. That's a relationship I don't want to have with you. We're equals.
- >Twi:"I guess..."
- You also have to learn how to live without me for a while.
- >she starts crying her eyes out instantaneously
- Whoa whoa whoa! What's going on!?
- >Twi:"WHERE ARE YOU GOING ANON!? ARE YOU MOVING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME??"
- What?! No! I meant that you need to learn how to live alone when I'm at work.
- >she stops crying as quickly as she started
- >Twi:"Oh."
- Absence makes the heart grow fonder. That's a quote from Earth. I'm sure you understand what it means?
- >Twi:"Y-yeah! Like... when you were stabbed and I couldn't talk to you and when you woke up I felt the most love that I'd ever felt!"
- Same thing here. I go to work, and you do something, and then when we're both done we can spend the rest of the day together or with friends.
- >Twi:"I should do something? I know! I'll--"
- I know you have hobbies, like anime and games, but I think you should get a job working somewhere or get a more constructive hobby.
- >Twi:"Oh... well... I can't open the library again since all the books were made digital years and years ago."
- >and the entire building kind of smells like semen and mare-cum with a whiff of waffles
- We'll figure it out together! How about that?
- >Twi:"That sounds great, but..."
- >a couple scrolls and a quill float toward the two of you
- >Twi:"I've learned more than one thing today, so I'll have to write more than one letter to the princess. Ready?"
- Always.
- ~~~END PART 10~~~

