Title:           Fluttershy: Worst Marefriend 5
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ggVKm2Ji
First Edit:      Monday 24th of September 2012 12:38:32 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 24th of September 2012 12:38:32 PM CDT

[Fluttershy: Worst Marefriend 5]
 
>eating dinner with your marefriend Fluttershy and her friend Pinkie Pie
>it's a nice mexican place
>apparently there is a pony mexico as well as a pony texas.
>they call them different things though
>Pinkie Pie is way more attractive than you marefriend
>you've made a grave mistake
>PP:"*giggle* So you guys~ What do you two do for fun!?"
>FS:"Uhmmm... we play with the animals and..."
>PP:"NOoooo! I mean just the two of you! Silly."
I...
>FS:"Ummm..."
>PP:"Nevermind... NEXT QUESTION! What do you do to make each other laugh?!"
>FS:"Laugh?"
>PP:"Yeah! Laugher is a BIG part of relationships! What do you do to make Anon laugh?"
>FF:"I don't really... (mumble)..."
>...
>PP:"What about you, Anon? What do you do to make Fluttershy laugh?"
I... uhh...
>the mexican food is getting to you
Excuse me, I need to--
>*fart*
>FS:"*giggle*"
>PP:"HAHAHAHAHAA!"
Oh... well I guess that's what I do...
 
>later that night
>Fluttershy is laying in bed reading books about animals
>you're trying to read the newspaper
>Fluttershy looks over at you
What?
>FS:"I'm going to m-make you l-laugh..."
Wha--?
>she scoots over to you and plants her buttcheeks on you
>you can feel her big horse asshole on your thigh
What are you--?
>she grunts and the pressure between her butthole and your thigh makes her fart audible
>it smells like rotten grass
JESUS FLUTTERSHY. WHAT THE FUCK?
>she's got this retarded grin on her face
>you can't help but laugh
>you see her strain again
Wait! NO! Fluttershy WAIT!
>you feel pressure all over your naked waist
>it's warm and sticky
>you're loathed to lift the blanket
>then the smell hits you
>...
>FS:"I'm so sorry..."