Title:           Fluttershy: Worst Marefriend 2
Author:          bettyspaghetti
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/XT0EdMHr
First Edit:      Wednesday 19th of September 2012 01:16:31 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 19th of September 2012 01:16:31 PM CDT

[Fluttershy is the Worst Marefirend 2]
 
>one day you're playing with Falcon-bro and Fluttershy gallops over to you
>she doesn't fly fast because she's scared
>FS:"Anon! Anon I need your help! Hippy needs our help!"
Hippies?
>FS:"There's only one Hippy, Anon. You sure are silly. Come on!"
>you follow her to the mud pits that Fluttershy built for animals that like muck
>she's very resourceful
>there's a bunch of pigs and shit
>in the middle of them is a sad looking hippo
>FS:"Hippy is sick..."
Oooooohh... it's a hippo...
>FS:"Yeah! And he has a bad tummy ache!"
What should we do?
>FS:"Well, we need to make him comfortable while he..."
Is he going to die!!??
>FS:"What!? No! I just need to check his mouth for something bad he might have eaten."
Oh.
>FS:"Could you rub his belly for me?"
I don't know...
>FS:"C-could y-you please? Y-you're my..."
What?
>FS:"I l-love you, A-Anon... could you just... d-do this for me?"
Sure thing, sexymare.
>she almost faints
 
>you massage the belly of the hippo
>Fluttershy is checking his mouth
>then you see it
>a wooden object is crowning from its asshole
>you take the initiative
>you start pulling it out
>it's a wooden sculpture of Rainbow Dash
>through all the shit caked on it, you can read:
>"My Hero Rainbow Dash - Scootaloo 4th Grade"
>all of a sudden, shit starts spraying from the hippo's asshole everywhere
>everywhere
>you're covered
>pungent fecal matter runs down your face
>FS:"ANON! You did it! You're the best!