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Fluttershy: Worst Marefriend 6

By: bettyspaghetti on Oct 4th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.32 KB  |  hits: 586  |  expires: Never
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  1. [Fluttershy: Worst Marefriend 6]
  2.  
  3. >there's a cider party at Applejack's house
  4. >everyp0ny will be there
  5. >especially Pinkie Pie
  6. >can't wait to get a peek at dat ass
  7. >Fluttershy doesn't want to go
  8. >she's awfully shy about being around ponies other than her close friends
  9. >you eventually convince her, but you have to make a compromise
  10. >>she gets to hide from the party and play with Applejack's animals
  11. >you begrudingly agree
  12. >pervy reasons aside, you need yo cider fix, dog
  13.  
  14. >you arrive at the Apple family home
  15. >you and Fluttershy brought Jell-O
  16. >you wonder where ponies get Jell-O if not from horse bones
  17. >pig bones?
  18. >don't pigs speak though?
  19. >it hurts your brain
  20. >you both enter the place and Fluttershy, without saying a word, jets toward Winona
  21. >Winona and you don't have a good relationship
  22. >she bit you when you worked for the Apple family a couple years ago.
  23. >she's taken a liking to Fluttershy though
  24. >they both rush past you out the door to play outside
  25.  
  26. >the party has gone on into the night
  27. >you're a little worried about Fluttershy, you haven't seen her in a while
  28. >oh well, you're chatting it up with Pinkie Pie
  29. >she's extremely flirty
  30. >you aren't sure if she is innocent of this or not
  31. >Rarity sure knows though
  32. >When Pinkie Pie tried to tickle you, Rarity scrunched up her snout and sighed really loudly so that everyp0ny could hear
  33. >what a bitch
  34.  
  35. >all of a sudden, Fluttershy busts in the door with tears streaming down her face
  36. >FS:"*sob* WINONA! SHE'S..."
  37. >Applejack gallops over
  38. >AJ:"Wut happened, Sugarcube?"
  39. >FS:"*sob* Winona... SHE HAS CANCER!"
  40. >AJ:"What?"
  41. >FS:"I was playing with her and... and... I felt her head... she has... *sob* brain cancer..."
  42. >AJ:"O-oh mah..."
  43. What should we do?
  44. >FS:"*sniff* We need to get her to bed..."
  45. >Applejack is starting to cry
  46. >AJ:"Her little doggie bed is in the kitchen. *sniff* On top of the Microwave..."
  47. >FS:"What..."
  48. >Twilight looks over at Applejack
  49. >Twi:"Applejack... microwaves... they could cause cancer..."
  50. >FS:"YOU FOOLS! You KILLED HER!
  51. >Applebloom trots over
  52. >AB:"So... Winona's gunna... die?"
  53. >FS:"YES. SHE IS.
  54. Fluttershy! Calm down!
  55. >FS:"NO! I CAN'T!
  56. Not in front of the kid! What are you, an idiot!?
  57. >Fluttershy breaks down and collapses on the floor
  58.  
  59. >you carried her home
  60. >that night you spent the night at Pinkie's house
  61. ========
  62. For Codz
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