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Fluttershy: Worst Marefriend 5

By: bettyspaghetti on Sep 24th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.68 KB  |  hits: 568  |  expires: Never
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  1. [Fluttershy: Worst Marefriend 5]
  2.  
  3. >eating dinner with your marefriend Fluttershy and her friend Pinkie Pie
  4. >it's a nice mexican place
  5. >apparently there is a pony mexico as well as a pony texas.
  6. >they call them different things though
  7. >Pinkie Pie is way more attractive than you marefriend
  8. >you've made a grave mistake
  9. >PP:"*giggle* So you guys~ What do you two do for fun!?"
  10. >FS:"Uhmmm... we play with the animals and..."
  11. >PP:"NOoooo! I mean just the two of you! Silly."
  12. I...
  13. >FS:"Ummm..."
  14. >PP:"Nevermind... NEXT QUESTION! What do you do to make each other laugh?!"
  15. >FS:"Laugh?"
  16. >PP:"Yeah! Laugher is a BIG part of relationships! What do you do to make Anon laugh?"
  17. >FF:"I don't really... (mumble)..."
  18. >...
  19. >PP:"What about you, Anon? What do you do to make Fluttershy laugh?"
  20. I... uhh...
  21. >the mexican food is getting to you
  22. Excuse me, I need to--
  23. >*fart*
  24. >FS:"*giggle*"
  25. >PP:"HAHAHAHAHAA!"
  26. Oh... well I guess that's what I do...
  27.  
  28. >later that night
  29. >Fluttershy is laying in bed reading books about animals
  30. >you're trying to read the newspaper
  31. >Fluttershy looks over at you
  32. What?
  33. >FS:"I'm going to m-make you l-laugh..."
  34. Wha--?
  35. >she scoots over to you and plants her buttcheeks on you
  36. >you can feel her big horse asshole on your thigh
  37. What are you--?
  38. >she grunts and the pressure between her butthole and your thigh makes her fart audible
  39. >it smells like rotten grass
  40. JESUS FLUTTERSHY. WHAT THE FUCK?
  41. >she's got this retarded grin on her face
  42. >you can't help but laugh
  43. >you see her strain again
  44. Wait! NO! Fluttershy WAIT!
  45. >you feel pressure all over your naked waist
  46. >it's warm and sticky
  47. >you're loathed to lift the blanket
  48. >then the smell hits you
  49. >...
  50. >FS:"I'm so sorry..."