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Fluttershy: Worst Marefriend 4

By: bettyspaghetti on Sep 20th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.42 KB  |  hits: 578  |  expires: Never
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  1. Fluttershy: Worst Marefriend 4
  2.  
  3. >it's the middle of the night
  4. >Fluttershy is fast asleep curled next to you
  5. >when she's unconscious, she tends to cuddle you
  6. >it's cute, but when she wakes up she screams in terror
  7. >it's never a good morning for you
  8. >miraculously, Fluttershy's animals all stay quiet during the night
  9.  
  10. >all of a sudden, you hear a knock on the door
  11. >who could that be?
  12. >you wrap a blanket around your naked form and go downstairs
  13. >the pony at the door impatiently knocks on the door again
  14. Hold your horses...
  15. >you open Fluttershy's front door to see a little pony
  16. >it's that faggot nerd, Snails
  17. What do you want--
  18. >before he can answer, you see that he has an enormous boner
  19. >he's panting
  20. Uh...
  21. >Snails:"Is Fluttershy there?"
  22. Uhhhhhhh...
  23. >...
  24. Did you know we're dating?
  25. >Snails:"Wow! Really? I wish I had a marefriend..."
  26. >he just sits there with a retard grin on his face
  27. >...
  28. >you really want to address the cock he's pointing right at you
  29. >it's dripping pre-cum
  30. >before you can tell him to get the fuck out, Fluttershy slowly flies over
  31. >she rubs her eyes
  32. >FS:"Oh hello, Snails."
  33. >Snails:"Hello Miss Fluttershy!"
  34. >FS:"Here."
  35. >Fluttershy tosses Snails a ring of keys
  36. >he catches them in his mouth and gallops off without saying thanks
  37. What was--?
  38. >FS:"Snails always plays with the animals on Wednesday nights! He's such a dear. *yawn*"
  39.  
  40. >you couldn't get back to bed, the animals were too loud now