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Fluttershy: Worst Marefriend 2

By: bettyspaghetti on Sep 19th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.47 KB  |  hits: 486  |  expires: Never
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  1. [Fluttershy is the Worst Marefirend 2]
  2.  
  3. >one day you're playing with Falcon-bro and Fluttershy gallops over to you
  4. >she doesn't fly fast because she's scared
  5. >FS:"Anon! Anon I need your help! Hippy needs our help!"
  6. Hippies?
  7. >FS:"There's only one Hippy, Anon. You sure are silly. Come on!"
  8. >you follow her to the mud pits that Fluttershy built for animals that like muck
  9. >she's very resourceful
  10. >there's a bunch of pigs and shit
  11. >in the middle of them is a sad looking hippo
  12. >FS:"Hippy is sick..."
  13. Oooooohh... it's a hippo...
  14. >FS:"Yeah! And he has a bad tummy ache!"
  15. What should we do?
  16. >FS:"Well, we need to make him comfortable while he..."
  17. Is he going to die!!??
  18. >FS:"What!? No! I just need to check his mouth for something bad he might have eaten."
  19. Oh.
  20. >FS:"Could you rub his belly for me?"
  21. I don't know...
  22. >FS:"C-could y-you please? Y-you're my..."
  23. What?
  24. >FS:"I l-love you, A-Anon... could you just... d-do this for me?"
  25. Sure thing, sexymare.
  26. >she almost faints
  27.  
  28. >you massage the belly of the hippo
  29. >Fluttershy is checking his mouth
  30. >then you see it
  31. >a wooden object is crowning from its asshole
  32. >you take the initiative
  33. >you start pulling it out
  34. >it's a wooden sculpture of Rainbow Dash
  35. >through all the shit caked on it, you can read:
  36. >"My Hero Rainbow Dash - Scootaloo 4th Grade"
  37. >all of a sudden, shit starts spraying from the hippo's asshole everywhere
  38. >everywhere
  39. >you're covered
  40. >pungent fecal matter runs down your face
  41. >FS:"ANON! You did it! You're the best!