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Fetishshy for Thread 500

By: bettyspaghetti on Nov 20th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.48 KB  |  hits: 239  |  expires: Never
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  1. [Fetishshy for Thread 500]
  2.  
  3. >Day 500 in Equestria
  4. >you hear a knock at the door
  5. >it's erratic and it sounds urgent
  6. >you rush toward the door and open it wide
  7. >Fluttershy is there
  8. >she's laying on the ground in front of your door and her hind legs are spread-eagle
  9. >FS:"ANON! You have to help me! I'm giving birth!"
  10. WHAT?!
  11. >you notice Fluttershy's stomach is huge
  12. >she probably has twins
  13. >FS:"HURRY!!"
  14. >you lead Fluttershy out to the garage
  15. >you pick her up and chuck her into a wheelbarrow, paying no regard for her unborn foals
  16. >you might have cracked her skull open but you barely give a fuck, so you don't check
  17.  
  18. >you're halfway to the hospital when she starts going into labor
  19. >FS:"You'll have to do it here Anon!"
  20. >you're in town square where everyp0ny is doing their morning shopping
  21. >now they're all watching
  22. >FS:"AANNHH~ You're just going to have to deliver YOUR foals in front of ALL of Ponyville!"
  23. MINE!?
  24. >PNYVLE:"YOURS?!"
  25. >FS:"His~♥"
  26. No way! I never touched this mare!
  27. >a bunch of townp0nies start calling you a deadbeat dad
  28. FINE!
  29. >FS:"They're coming!"
  30. >you don't even have to do anything, Fluttershy just starts pooping out foals into the dirty wheelbarrow
  31. >1
  32. >2
  33. >3
  34. >6
  35. >12
  36. >38
  37. >72
  38. >108
  39. >254
  40. >472
  41. >500
  42. >FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING GODDAMN FOALS
  43. >they're all little foal-clones of Fluttershy
  44. >Ponyville is swamped with pony-infants that are all just milling around
  45. >FS:"Is giving birth your fetish, Anon? I had Zecora whip me up a potion..."
  46. >fucking Fetishshy...