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April Fools Stuff

By: bettyspaghetti on Apr 2nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.57 KB  |  hits: 635  |  expires: Never
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  1. spundghti sparkle 13!!!!
  2.  
  3. >you wake up
  4. >you lift blanket
  5. >se twilight's choice hornses ASS
  6. >start fisting hern labia
  7. >she cums form prressure in her buns
  8. >spaghetti shoots from her ASS
  9. >eat dinner, get married to Scootaloo
  10.  
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  13. spundghti sparkle 47!!!!
  14.  
  15. >in space
  16. >you look at earth
  17. >it has a cum glop going towards it
  18. >its horse semen
  19. >it get on your face
  20. >your nipples erupt in baby milk
  21. >you crash to earth like master chief
  22. >huge milk wave as you explund
  23. >scootaloo weeps for her 34 foals now without father
  24.  
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  27. spundghti sparkle 126!!!!
  28.  
  29. >its been 27 years since twilight gave birth to your new robot body
  30. >as you mow down ponies with your machine guns, you begin to wonder why
  31. >where did this all go wrong?
  32. >a meteor strikes your perfect body
  33. >its a clone of you from outser space
  34. >"i cum form the panst!!!!!"
  35. what?
  36. >"dont go through with the abortion!"
  37. >you notice hes just a nigger that looks like you but nigger
  38. >shoot him too
  39. >feel conteneted and shellack your dick with pony blood organs
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  43. spundghti sparkle 150!!!
  44.  
  45. >twilight is contrlling you like gundam
  46. >she's inside you for the furnst time
  47. >she gets super horny
  48. >she busts her futanari nut all over your insides
  49. >what a feel
  50. >scootaloo gets jealous and pilots the Zaku next-door
  51. >she punches you in the fance and you thro that cunt to the ground
  52. >your children are all elderly because you are immortal robot
  53. >you no no more feels
  54. >you take huge robot poop like in micheal bay movie on your filthy organic horse kids
  55. >they say yuck!!
  56. >you say it good for them to drink ovaltine every day