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Anon and the Ugly Pony 7-9

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  1. [Anon and the Ugly Pony 7]
  2.  
  3. >you're with your girlfriend Pinkie Pie at the dildo factory
  4. >she convinced you that since so many mares have a cum-lust for you that you should bite the bullet and sell the shape of your dick
  5. >they're taking a mold of your tool
  6. >Pinkie is there holding your hand throughout the entire rigorous process
  7. >she's such a good influence
  8. >you no longer crave crack
  9. > apparently, you are a good influence too
  10. >her partying has intensified since you started dating and she's more like the pony you used to know
  11. >just without the drugs
  12. >speaking of drugs
  13. >Spitfire got a job at the dildo factory
  14. >you can see her on the factory floor packaging dildos
  15. >dragon dildos, cat dildos, manticore dildos
  16. >they have it all
  17.  
  18. >Spitfire loses it
  19. >she starts fucking and sucking all the dildos
  20. >all the dildos
  21. >a foreman pony tries to vacate her from the premises
  22. >Spitfire is still a fast pony though and she flies away while also jamming 30 dildos in all of her different holes
  23. >the most are in her mouth
  24. >she sees you on the upper floor of the factory looking out through a big bullet proof window
  25. >she flies toward you in a lusty crack-whore craze
  26. >she smashes into the window and falls on the ground, jamming a large dragon dildo deep into her butt
  27. >Pinkie forces you to pay for her surgery because it would be a nice thing to do and it would make someone smile
  28. >all the money you got for molding your dick into dildos was spent on surgically removing a dragon dildo from deep within Spitfire's dumb anus
  29. >fucking whore
  30.  
  31.  
  32.  
  33. [Anon and the Ugly Pony 8]
  34.  
  35. >be in the park
  36. >you're jumping rope with Applebloom
  37. >she's really good at it
  38. >you show her your skillz
  39. >you trip and fall face first into dog-shit
  40. >FUUUUCKK!
  41. >there's poop in your mouth
  42. >aw god damn!
  43. >you see Spitfire out of the corner of your eye
  44. >oh no
  45. >this is worse
  46.  
  47. >Spit:"Heyyyyy Anon... does your friend want some stuffffff?"
  48. NO! NOT APPLEBLOOM!
  49. >AB:"What kinda stuff you talkin' bout?"
  50. DON'T LISTEN TO THAT PONY! SHE HAS DRUGS!
  51. >AB:"EEK!"
  52. >She makes it away safely
  53. >you lift yourself out of the shit
  54. >you notice Spitfire is wearing the uniform of a public servant
  55. >she's cleaning up dog-shit
  56. >Spit:"Let me get that poop off your face."
  57. >she starts liking it
  58. AW GROSS! WHY?
  59. >Spit:"You don't find this hot?"
  60. NO!
  61. >Spit:"Then why do you have my shit on your face?"
  62. Because YOU were supposed to clean it up! Not deal crack to kids! Wait WHAT??
  63. >Spit:"My job? I'm a magazine salesman. You want a copy of Wonderbolts monthly?"
  64. YOUR POOP?
  65. >Spit:"Well yeah! I live in the park!"
  66. >fucking whore
  67.  
  68.  
  69.  
  70. [Anon and the Ugly Pony 9]
  71.  
  72. >you're rutting your sexy pink girlfriend, Pinkie Pie
  73. >it's hot in your room so you pull out of her and go to open the window
  74. >Pinkie doesn't want you to leave her warm body and protests by grabbing you
  75. >you seriously need to open a window though
  76. >she understands and plays with herself while you leave her empty and waiting for more
  77.  
  78. >you open the window
  79. >you hear something
  80. >you hang your head out of the window and all of a sudden Spitfire crashes into you
  81. >she pushes your entire body back into your room and you fall over on top of Spitfire
  82. >she starts licking your cock
  83. JESUS CHRIST NO!
  84. >you try to get up but you just jam your cock further into her waiting crack-whore mouth
  85. FUCK!
  86. >oh god, your turgid penis is getting off to this a little
  87. >it's only nature (you convince yourself)
  88. >Pinkie Pie blows Spitfire off of you with her party cannon
  89. >PP:"Here~ Let me get that for you~"
  90. >Pinkie Pie starts sucking your tool like no tomorrow
  91. >holy shit, this mare has had some practice
  92. >as you're getting blown, you call the police and they drag Spitfire away while she looks at you cum in Pinkie's awesome mouth
  93.  
  94. >Two weeks later, you found out that Spitfire had her mouth coated in crushed oxycontins which then transferred to your dick
  95. >Pinkie Pie is now addicted to pills
  96. >fucking Spitfire
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