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Anon and the Ugly Pony 4-6

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  1. [Anon and the ugly pony 4 - The legend of Curly's Gold]
  2.  
  3. >you're in Appolusa and it's really hot out
  4. >you're looking for curly's gold from City Slickers 2
  5. >Rainbow Dash is there helping and Twilight is there to verify the gold as legit
  6. >Twilight is the best at looking since lolmagic
  7. >you have a shovel and its taking a long time to look
  8. >Rainbow dash has a shovel too but you dont know why ponies have shovels since they done have hands
  9. >all of a sudden, Spitfire shows up and is wearing some out-of-date threads
  10. >she looks like a 19th century whore
  11. >lol, crack didn't exist back in the 19th century so there can't be a 19th century crack whore
  12. >but there she is
  13.  
  14. >Spit:"Hey guythh you want to fuck?"
  15. >she has a lisp because he has very few teeth from cock smoking
  16. >RD:"No."
  17. >Spit:"Aw man! You uthed to love me Rainbow Dathh! What happened, man?"
  18. >RD:"You started doing meth. Winners don't use drugs."
  19. >Spit:"Thathsss no way to thpeak to your mother!"
  20. >Twi:"*GASP*"
  21. *gasp*
  22. >RD:"You're not my mom, you junkie."
  23. >Spit:"hehehe, you're right LOL"
  24. >she said "lol" out loud
  25. >Twi:"Rainbow Dash! You don't know how right you are! This isn't Spitfire! This is a cum-golem!"
  26. >Spit:"I will show you my final form."
  27. >she pukes up semen and passes out
  28. >Twi:"Oh. Never mind, she was just full of cum."
  29. >you kick Spitfire over so she doesn't drown in cum
  30. >under her body is Curly's gold
  31. >it's rightfully hers
  32. >when she wakes up she takes it and spends it all on drugs
  33.  
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  35.  
  36. [Anon and the ugly pony 5]
  37.  
  38. >you're trying to have a good turkey club at denny's
  39. >you're surprised they sell meat in ponyville now
  40. >you don't care though since delicious meats are in your tummy
  41. >after the crack smoking at the theater, you became addicted
  42. >Spitfire is your dealer
  43. >shitsux
  44. >you need a new dealer
  45. >Spitfire comes in the denny's with her new black boyfriend
  46. >it's thunderlane
  47. >he'll fuck anything huh?
  48.  
  49. >oh shit, hes beating her up in public
  50. >you need to help!
  51. >you go over there and punch thunderlane out
  52. >you hold your hand out to Spitfire like in Back to the Future 1 and say,
  53. Are you okay?
  54. >Spit:"Yeah, dog! I'm alright yo!
  55. >she talks like a black man now
  56. >she's ruined
  57. >you still jackoff in front of her and cum in her eye in a crowded diner
  58. >Spit:"Ow!"
  59. For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyes™ is awesome. It removes redness and has an ingredient to moisturize.
  60. >Spit:"My eyes aren't dry! They're wet with cum!"
  61. QUIET! I'M DOING A COMMERCIAL
  62.  
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  64.  
  65. [Anon and the ugly pony 6]
  66.  
  67. >one day you were chilling at sugar cube corner eating pancakes
  68. >they didn't have waffles today
  69. >fucking Pinkiestop
  70. >you got over your crack habit with all of the advertizing dollars you raked in with your Clear Eyes™ promotion
  71. >Before you could get over it Rainbow Dash broke up with you
  72. >fucking biiiiitch
  73. >you met your current girlfriend, Pinkie Pie, in rehab
  74. >you love her but she's not the way she used to be on drugs
  75. >she's not as hyper now and is generally just a normal pony
  76. >you want a normal life
  77. >life is good
  78.  
  79. >then Spitfire walks in the door
  80. >fucking whore
  81. >she coughs up some blood
  82. >you wonder what kind of fight she was in
  83. >oh wait, he has a mouse in her mouth
  84. >she's trotting over to you
  85. >oh, she's giving you a dead mouse as a present
  86. >Spit:"Heeey Anon... you got any stuff?"
  87. No Spitfire, I'm clean.
  88. >Spit:"Holy shit, man... you're clean???"
  89. Yeah.
  90. >Spit:"Could you do a piss test for me? I have a job interview in an hour."
  91. >*sniff* *sniff*
  92. >yeah, she still smells like baked trash and dog shit (maybe a cock or two)
  93. You'll never get a job smelling like that.
  94. >Spit:"Whaaaaat? Really?"
  95. Yeah.
  96. >Spit:"Can you help wash me?"
  97. Sure.
  98. >you go grab some Febreze© and spray it all over Spitfire
  99. >you're pretty liberal with it
  100. >polish shower, fuck yeah
  101. >Spit:"Okay, now I need your piss."
  102. Where's the cup?
  103. >Spit:"Just put it in my mouth."
  104. You don't have a job interview.
  105. >Spit:"Do it anyway."
  106. Fuck you.
  107. >you go upstairs and fuck your normal, non-hyper pink girlfriend
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