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Anon and the Ugly Pony 1-3

By: bettyspaghetti on Nov 12th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.04 KB  |  hits: 342  |  expires: Never
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  1. (Author's Note: Giving this series its own pastes, since it's kinda buried in my one-shots. Just know that all of these were originally written before July 25th.)
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  3. [Anon and the ugly pony]
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  5. >you are chilling at the air show watching rainbow dass do cool flips
  6. >then some dumb mare comes up to you
  7. >it's spitfire
  8. >since rianbow dassh got in the wanderbolts spitfire became homeless becuse she's a worthless cunt-dyke
  9. >shes all gross and shit
  10. >she smells like cooked garbage and cheap wines
  11. >you throw a hot dog at her to satiate her hungers
  12. >she's all not into it though and just wants to cuddle with you
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  14. >FUCKKKKKING GROSSSS
  15. >she has a man voice now because she sucks tons of dicks for crack money
  16. >she coughs up some cum from earlier on your jeans
  17. >oh god no
  18. >spit:"heeey anon do you want to take this lovely mare PU$$Y home for some hot rutting?! it'll only be 5bits"
  19. >thats a cheap whore if you ever saw one
  20. >you say no and go home and fuck rainbow dashes much tighter and cleaner mare vagina
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  24. [Anon and the ugly pony 2]
  25.  
  26. >after you fucked Rainbow Dash at her house, you went to the bar to get some drinks
  27. >when you went there you saw all kinds of ponies
  28. >some were even hooker ponies
  29. >you've never needed a hooker because Rainbow Dash is your long term girlfriend
  30. >she provides for you since shes famous and rich
  31. >feels good man
  32. >also, the anal sex isn't so bad
  33. >neither is the vaginal
  34. >or the oral
  35. >or the wingjobs
  36.  
  37. >it's all good
  38. >until Spitfire walks in the bar, that is
  39. >she's missing teeth because she sucks cocks for crack money
  40. >holy shit! you think she might have hepatitis
  41. >and scurvy
  42. >maybe a little AIDS
  43. >ever since she was kicked out of the wonderbolts for trying to suck 12 cocks in public, she's had a fascination with you
  44. >she trots over and buys you a drink (with stolen money no doubt)
  45. >Spit:"Hey babe, wanna go to my house and get some hot loving?"
  46. NO! GROSS! I WOULDN'T FUCK YOUR PU$$Y WITH A STOLEN DICK!
  47. >you put your invisibility cloak on and get the fuck out of there
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  51. [Anon and the ugly pony 3D]
  52.  
  53. >you went to see avatar in theaters
  54. >fluttershy was there too and she was trying to rape you (lol) but 3D wasnt your fetish so she backed off
  55. >somehow, that crackwhore Spitfire snuck in and sat down next to you
  56. >she smells like warm hotpockets and vagina
  57. >goddamn does this mare bathe?
  58. >no
  59. >Spit:"Hey Anon, you want some snacks?"
  60. Sure!
  61. >she whips out a crack pipe and some jack daniels
  62. HOLY SHIT!
  63. >you get shushed in the theater
  64.  
  65. >she hands you the crack pipe and you have to smoke it or else you have to leave the theater and you love Avatar so thats not an option
  66. >you smoke a shit ton of crack
  67. >shes all drunk on whiskey
  68. >Avatar becomes a better movie
  69. >Spitfire goes to the bathroom
  70. >when she comes back she has a wad of cash you notice semen drip down spitfire's leg
  71. >oh god! What happened in the theater bathroom??
  72. >Spit:"hey Anon, you want to fuck?"
  73. HELLS NO!
  74. >you go over and sex up fluttershy instead in the crowded theater while watching Avatar
  75. >Avatar really is the best theater experience
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