Title: (Shy-Pie 0) Pinkie Pie: Best Marewife 7 Author: bettyspaghetti Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/JYRBAA8D First Edit: Saturday 17th of November 2012 08:32:06 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 17th of November 2012 08:32:06 PM CDT Pinkie Pie: Best Marewife 7 (Announcement in Story Format)   >you're living out your days with Pinkie Pie in bliss >you have 28 beautiful foals >Pinkie Pie plays with them every day >she is also super responsible for them, l-like in the show... ~~~ ---O-okay... can I stop now?--- >PP:"You're doing alright... but you're not done yet! I have some more ideas!" ---Good. Can I get a lunchbreak though?--- >PP:"NO!" ---But!--- >PP:"You will write what I write, or you'll get the G3 face again!" ---NO! NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!--- >PP:"Heh heh heh..." ---You're a bitch, Pinkamena...--- >PP:"Just for that, I'm going to make you write a full length story!" ---b-but!--- >PP:"NO BUTS *giggle*. THIS IS FINAL!" ---Can I keep writing shorts?--- >PP:"Oh... those PITIFUL "Worst Marefriend" shorts? Yeah. Whatever." ---What about Tsundere Spoon?--- >PP:"You didn't have much material for that bullshit anyway. Is Silver Spoon even a 2nd dimensional character?!" ---No... but I still want to write it!--- >PP:"Put it on the backburner, Betster Spagetster. You're writing a Pinkie Pie story!" ---Fine. But will you at least keep the fourth wall intact?--- >Pinkamena puts a hoof to her mouth in thought >PP:"Hmmmm... maybe... How about..." ---Okay. I'll let you chime in at the end of each chapter, but NO BLACKMAILING.--- >PP:"DEAL!"   (I've been inspired. I'll try to keep up a balance between shorts and stories as best I can. Everything will get better when this semester ends though. I'm looking forward to it!) >PP:(Can I write in parenthesis too?!) (Yes you can, apparently.)   NEXT: Shy-Pie