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By: benjo12w2 on May 17th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.01 KB  |  hits: 25  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day PAIN in Equestria
  2. >You slowly drag yourself out of the Everfree forest.
  3. >You don’t really want to relive the memories, but you broke your legs in an incident that involved a tree and a moth.
  4. >You raw hands claw at the ground beneath you, as you struggle to pull your destroyed limbs behind you.
  5. >Slowly, you pull yourself up a hill, and look upon a small settlement, named PonyVille.
  6. >You start spitting as you laugh, which is quickly cut off from the pain. You roll over, and simply gaze at the strange site before you. Soon, the shock of the pain, and the blood loss, makes your vision blurry…
  7.  
  8. >2 days prior events
  9. >You slowly, and groggily, wake up. As your sleepy eyes cast around the forest, the events of last night hit you.
  10. >Bright lights. Pain. Spinning. A chicken?
  11. >You shake your head, before clambering down from your safety sleeping branch.
  12. >You drop off it, landing on your knee and ankle.
  13. >…
  14. >FUCK THAT HURTS
  15.  
  16. <This is a taster... basically I can't be fucked to continue yet. It is 15 to midnight.>