Shadow Anon Chapter 1 Redone

>You are Shadow Anon.

>You were ripped from your medieval planet, in an unforeseen accident that involved portals.

>Not only were you a slightly good fighter, you could cast magic. On earth, it vaporised men, and allowed you to corrupt minds.

>You loved dark magic.

>You were currently stuck under a tree. Trees suck.

>You could easily blow it away with magic, but you were in a different world. It could be explosive!

>So, you were stuck here, pushing it off you. It was heavy, but moveable. You were just out of shape.

>You blamed hog meat.

>You gave a final push, and it rolled off your chest, allowing you to get up.

>And so you do, with great gusto. Gusto is a cool word.

>As you stretch and get the blood pumping, you see some horses in the distance.

>Dinner time!

>You unsheathe the sword from your belt, and make sure your leather armour is intact.

>As you creep to the horses (Or p0nies? Most of them are small…) You notice that most of them are wearing golden armour, and one of them has wings and a horn.

>Must be delusional.

 >If you are going to be crazy, you were going to do it right.

>Talk to them, be friendly, make a family and some nice memories?

>Fuck that.

>You run towards the tall one, and spin your blade around your head. Her eyes grow bold, and she looks surprised.

>Then your weapon pulled out of your hand, and jammed into your stomach. Ow.

>No time to feel pain! You have an imaginary horse / p0ny to kill!

>You scream an awesome war cry, as your hands start gather darkness. You throw your ball of magic towards the… thing.

>The P0ny brings up a magical barrier, and smiles slightly. You start to probe the air for magic amo-

>Holy shit, she is powerful.

>That is the last thought going through your mind as your ass was blasted back to last Tuesday.