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Ice cream one-shot (Not even pony)

By: benjo12w2 on Apr 25th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.73 KB  |  hits: 27  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You walk up the ice cream van
  2. >While simultaneously doing a 360 spin, you throw a pound coin at the man.
  3. "Muther-fucking wrapped ice cream, bitch."
  4. >He frowns, and narrows his eyes, before handing you the magical, cool heavenly treat.
  5. "YEEEEEEE BOOOI!"
  6. >You moonwalk away, knocking over several small children, and occasionally stop to kick the cane of a old granny.
  7. >As you sit in the center of the nearest park, you open that fucking sweet treat up, while licking your lips like a dog.
  8. >You slowly inch the slightly melted, god like goodness to your fat, neck bearded face.
  9. >As your lips touch the gentle, siren song singing seducing seductive slutty ice cream...
  10. >It slips off the cone.
  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoTa1hcn64A
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