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The Show

By: bad_fluffy on May 14th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.20 KB  |  hits: 344  |  expires: Never
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  1. >today you picked up a crate of fluffy ponies
  2. >about 70 of them piled to the top
  3. >the crate should only hold about 10
  4. >oh well
  5. >as you load them into the back of your pickup truck you hear their constant baby talk, mostly jibberish
  6. >"No smeww Pwettie!" "Fwuffy wan out!" "Dawk pwace scawy!" "Fwuffy hungy! Want sketties!" "Wan nummies!"
  7. >home is about a 10 minute drive
  8. >the entire drive, you smelt the horrible stench of shit coming from the box
  9. >thank god you aren't going to have to clean them
  10. >pull into driveway
  11. >as you go to pickup the crate from the back you hear more babble
  12. >"Stop shaking...?" "Hewwo is anyone dewe?" "Fwuffy hungy! Hewp Fwuffy!" "Fwuffy make poopie!" "No smeww pwetty" "Help Fwuffy babies! Dey sweeping!"
  13. >carry the crate into the backyard
  14. >open up the top with your trusty crowbar
  15. >literally see fumes rising from the box
  16. >disgusting.jpg
  17. >now all the Fluffy ponies inside are getting excited that its not dark anymore
  18. >"Wight! Can see!" "Pwease hewp!" "Wan nummies!" "Tummy huwt..." "Too bwight!" "Wewe awe we?" "Hewwo Fwuffy fwend!"
  19. >they haven't seen you yet
  20. >well, in any case, better get started
  21. >throw a lit match into the crate
  22. >lie back in your beach chair
  23. >enjoy the show
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