Title:           Survival Knife
Author:          bad_fluffy
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/SqQrptsq
First Edit:      Monday 14th of May 2012 06:25:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 14th of May 2012 06:25:56 PM CDT

>order survival knife online
>nice stainless steel, full tang, quarter of an inch thick, lanyard handle wrapping, 11 inches long
>shit is sharp as fuck
>you see your Fluffy pony waddle into the room and ask what that is
>"Izzat your new toy, Daddy? Does Daddy wuv toys too!?"
>you hesitate for a second
"Why yes... It IS my new toy... Wanna play with it?"