- >order survival knife online
- >nice stainless steel, full tang, quarter of an inch thick, lanyard handle wrapping, 11 inches long
- >shit is sharp as fuck
- >you see your Fluffy pony waddle into the room and ask what that is
- >"Izzat your new toy, Daddy? Does Daddy wuv toys too!?"
- >you hesitate for a second
- "Why yes... It IS my new toy... Wanna play with it?"