Title:           Street Fluffy
Author:          bad_fluffy
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/wdz7usqg
First Edit:      Sunday 6th of May 2012 10:48:07 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 6th of May 2012 10:48:07 AM CDT

Might make a series out of this.
 
 
>sitting on the floor at home playing the latest *fighting game of your choice*
>you beat the shit out of every opponent you face, both computer and human players
>you also own a fluffy pony
>everyday while you practice fluffy pony watches you
>he observes how you do QCFs and mash at the buttons on your $150 Tournament Edition Fightstick [spoiler]Yes, people actually spend money on that[/spoiler]
>today though, fluffy is being a little prick
>"Daddy, Fwuffy hungy!" he bitches.
"Hungry? You just ate lunch about ten minutes ago."
>"Fwuffyhungyfwuffyhungyfwuffyhungy!" he wails hopping around
"Listen here you little shit, no more foo-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
>Fluffy pony started urinating all over your brand new rug
>the rug is white
>which makes it worse
>"Fwuffy sowwy! Fwuffy cuwdnt howd pee pee!"
"You son of a bitch..."
>Fluffy begins to quiver and drops to the floor as low as he can get, covering his head with his stubby hooves
>his fluff is now covered in piss
>you place your fight stick on the opposite side of you, and pick up fluffy pony by the scruff of his neck
>bring fluffy pony inches away from your face, his eyes staring into yours with terror
"How many times do I have to tell you not to piss on the floor!" you holler
>"FWUFFY SOWWY! FWUFFY SOWWY! NO MEAN IT!"
"YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME."
>you throw fluffy pony to the ground with force, not giving a shit whether or not you ruin anymore of your carpet. There are already piss stains everywhere from it, and you've only had Fluffy for a month now.
>"FWUFFY MEAN IT! FWUFFY WOVE DADDY! FWUFFY WANT DADDY HAPPY!"
>hearing the last plea, you pause
"..."
>Fluffy is back on the ground with his hooves covering his skull
"...Happy?..."
>"Happy..." fluffy repeats quietly
>"Want make daddy happy..."
>to be honest , ever since you got the little shit, your life has been quite stressful.
>You never REALLY abused fluffy pony at all. You threw him around, but never hit him, or hurt him on purpose.
>But suddenly you have the urge to
>You realize that your game is still on, you never paused it
>You look back down at your fight stick
>...
>...
>...
"Do you know what will make me happy?" you ask fluffy pony
>"WHAT!? FWUFFY WANT MAKE DADDY HAPPY! FWUFFY WOVE DADDY!"
"We are going to play a game."
>Fluffy's eyes light up
>"YAY!" he shouts "Fwuffy WOVE games! Is dere a pwize!?"
>prize
>haha
"Yes, there is a prize, but only if you win."
>"is it sketties!? FWUFFY STIWW HUNGY!"
>might as well humor the little shit
"Yes, if you win, you get Spaghetti."
>"Fwuffy wove sketties! Wan pway game now!"
>finally
"Okay then, come sit down next to me."
>fluffy does what you ask, still covered in piss.
>you hear a wet plop next to you as he sits down
>you cringe, but it'll all be worth it in the end
>you hand him your extra *360/ps3* controller
>you grab your fight stick
"If you can beat me in this game, you win spaghetti."
>fluffy is now alert and is determined to beat you
>he really wants his skettis
>he loses 20 seconds into the fight
>"Nuuuu! Fwuffy sowwy Fwuffy wost! Fwuffy wuv Daddy!"
>he tries giving you hugs
>his piss is now all over your new shirt
>"Fwuffy hungy daddy! Fwuffy want sketties!"
"You lost, which means no dinner tonight."
>Fluffy puffs up his cheeks and stomps his feet like a spoiled little brat
>"FWUFFY HUNGY NOW DADDY! GO MAKE SKETTIES. FWUFFY WANT SKETTIES NOW!"
"No, don't you get it? NO FOOD TONIGHT."
>"FWUFFY MAKE PEE PEE UNWESS SKETTIES!"
"Don't you dare."
>Fluffy does so anyway
"FLUFFYPONY!"
>you grab him by the scruff of his neck
>another stain
>you dont care about the stain, you are more concerned about how he just acted
>he NEVER did this before
"What is your problem!?"
>"HUNGY!"
"NO FOOD FOR YOU."
>"FWUFFY HUNGY NOW!" he cries
"Unbelievable..."
>shit begins to fall out of fluffy's ass
"That's it."
>you drop fluffy pony and walk out of the room
>you walk into your room and come back with a brown box that the fight stick originally arrived in when you ordered it online
>now in the living room , in front of the tv where you were playing the game before
"FLUFFY! GET IN HERE!"
>fluffy skitz out of the kitchen and into the living room to meet you
>he shits himself in fear
>"FWUFFY SOWWY PWEASE NO SOWWY BOX!"
"Don't move."
>fluffy is terrified
>he doesn't move
>what a good fluffy
>cover fluffy up with the box
>you make a few air holes in the top so he can breathe, and a hole in the side big enough for him to look out of
>you hear fluffy crying inside the box as he rams his head into it
>to stop fluffy from possibly getting out, you rest your fightstick on top of the box
>it's a good 3-4 lbs, it's heavy enough
>leave living room
>cook yourself some spaghetti
>sit down in front of your fightstick and eat it while playing your game
>the entire time your fluffy pony is crying and bashing his skull against the box
>"pwease daddy...fwuffy sowwy...fwuffy tummy huwts...pwease give fwuffy sketties...fwuffy hungy...no wike sowwy box" etc. etc.
>you are full
>leave an unfinished plate of spaghetti in front of the box
>go to sleep
>you cant wait for tomorrow
[spoiler] you never cleaned up the fluffy piss [/spoiler]