Title: Street Fluffy Alpha - Oneshot Author: bad_fluffy Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/1kRnB96N First Edit: Thursday 10th of May 2012 01:51:06 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 10th of May 2012 01:51:06 AM CDT This story doesn't fit in the Street Fluffy series - it's more like a oneshot.   "Okay Fluffy, now remember, every time I hit you in game, I hit you in real life." >"Fwuffy dont wike dis game. Wan pway sometin ewse!" "This is the only game I have, sorry..." >you and fluffy are playing Street Fighter 2 >every time you hit Fluffy pony in game, you hit him in real life >you have taught him how to block, but you know he already forgot how to do it >you have been playing the game for years now >you just got fluffy yesterday >take it easy on him, using jabs that hit low damage >every time your attack connects, you flick him with your finger >"Oww!" Fluffy whines, "Why daddeh huwt Fwuffy...?" "Fwuffy don't wan pway anymore..." >you start using straight punches >you are now punching him with a "friendly punch" force >"OW!" "PWEASE STOP!" "WHY HUWT FWUFFY!" "FWUFFY LUV DADDEH!" "PWEASE NO MOWE BOO BOO!" "FWUFFY WAN PWAY DIFFEWENT GAME!" >Fluffy pony has bursted into treats >he wont shut up >decide to skip the fierce attacks, and start using combos. >you preform one 10 hit combo which KO's his character >drop the fight stick >begin to wail on fluffy pony's tiny body >you hear bones cracking each time your fist connnects. His fluffyness cannot stop your mighty punches. >no longer is he screaming for you to stop >all you hear is gurgling from all the blood overflowing from his mouth >finish your "combo" by throwing his beaten bloody corpse into the air "SHORYUKEN!" >fluffy's skull smacks the ceiling >he falls to the floor >there is blood everywhere >your fluffy pony is very bad at street fighter >you realize you never gave him his controller